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Sir John Feelgood posted:The xbox one is a piece of loving poo poo that i bought because i love to do the things people hate. I hate the big popular things and always root for the underdog in football games and the like, so i bought the xbox one, which is sponsored by Doritos, my favorite food, because I don't eat what's healthy but rather what tastes good like an animal. The xbox one is the console of the NFL probably, a brutal organization of braindamaged murderers. The Xbox One lets me watch TV on my lovely console for $500. I hook it in with the HDMI port like a buttplug and then jack off to television light pixels that cater to the lowest common denominator of poor idiot Americans who also eat bad food for the taste. I deliberately bought the stupid xbox one just to howl at how loving stupid I am for buying such a piece of disfunctional poo poo. Television goes into the xbox and comes out of it like a god drat ouroboros of garbage diarrhea for morons. I love the stupid brands that appear on TV and that's my story. tl,dr
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lets talk instead why the sticks in the ds3 i use with my pc feel like theyre made of glue
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FactsAreUseless posted:An ouroboros of garbage diarrhea? This... is truly a McDonald's drive-thru. youre thinking of a Taco Bell drivethru
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:I dont like the DS3 sticks very much. i keep pushing up+left instead of left and that really bothers me when emulating platformers why the gently caress they didnt use an octagonal stick gate like all good analog sticks
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May 4, 2015 15:20
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SeXReX posted:Octo is really just a Nintendo thing and if you're paying a 2d platformer that doesn't have actual analog control you really shouldn't be using the stick. the DS3 dpad sucks for when I actually need to input a diagonal also Snes9x not being able to bind the stick and dpad to directionals at the same time
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Wormskull posted:I'm going to buy a Steam Controller. I will, about a year after it gets released.
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