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Wormskull posted:Many gamers whom are sexually frustrated and also not enlightened to the ways of the Fleshlight likely mutilate there dicks on the nightly with an extreme death grip and it translates into holding a controller such that they worry about if it's going to break.
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people who complain about the hard edges on nes controllers and portable systems
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May 4, 2015 04:03
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Sir John Feelgood posted:The xbox one is a piece of loving poo poo that i bought because i love to do the things people hate. I hate the big popular things and always root for the underdog in football games and the like, so i bought the xbox one, which is sponsored by Doritos, my favorite food, because I don't eat what's healthy but rather what tastes good like an animal. The xbox one is the console of the NFL probably, a brutal organization of braindamaged murderers. The Xbox One lets me watch TV on my lovely console for $500. I hook it in with the HDMI port like a buttplug and then jack off to television light pixels that cater to the lowest common denominator of poor idiot Americans who also eat bad food for the taste. I deliberately bought the stupid xbox one just to howl at how loving stupid I am for buying such a piece of disfunctional poo poo. Television goes into the xbox and comes out of it like a god drat ouroboros of garbage diarrhea for morons. I love the stupid brands that appear on TV and that's my story. theres a thread in games that would love this post, you should check it out
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May 4, 2015 14:49
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"The xbox one is the console of the NFL probably, a brutal organization of braindamaged murderers." actually this was funny
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May 4, 2015 22:28
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hmmm whats that smell ugh what oh! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3622381&userid=125980
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May 5, 2015 03:04
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Wormskull posted:I wish I had the passion for console flaming that made me the guy who watched a thread for a system I absolutely could not stand, waiting for any type of pleasant surprise that I could crush with alternative examples and insane nitpicking, small complaints I could respond to by talking about how I just casually plug x thing into y and It Just Works, or innocuous stupid opinions that I could argue semantics about for hours. he probably doesnt even have a wii u
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