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This thread needs more misguided ranting and less qualification of said ranting.
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May 20, 2015 03:42
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Wrong thread
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May 20, 2015 03:52
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Eifert Posting posted:If you have wished for the death of a human being because football you are a bad person. If you haven't you are on the wrong message board. I hate Roethlisberger for his "being a rapist' but I want him to die because watching that lovely ogre stumble around in the back field for ten minutes then throw a bomb down the sideline to a wide open receiver is the most infuriating thing in the world
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May 20, 2015 03:54
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FeedingHam2Cats posted:I hate Roethlisberger for his "being a rapist' but I want him to die because watching that lovely ogre stumble around in the back field for ten minutes then throw a bomb down the sideline to a wide open receiver is the most infuriating thing in the world This is pretty much the reason I hate Elway minus the ogre part.
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May 20, 2015 03:59
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Eifert Posting posted:If you have wished for the death of a human being because football you are a bad person. If you haven't you are on the wrong message board. This is science. I legitimately prayed to god to kill Peyton Manning after the AFCCG game in the 06-07 season. I don't regret a thing.
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May 20, 2015 04:05
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FeedingHam2Cats posted:I hate Roethlisberger for his "being a rapist' but I want him to die because watching that lovely ogre stumble around in the back field for ten minutes then throw a bomb down the sideline to a wide open receiver is the most infuriating thing in the world 3rd and long shrugs off 2-3 tackles from all-pro defenders huge conversion every loving time
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May 20, 2015 12:56
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well not *all* the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcm6H-NZV0k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZoDDYkoKi4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yodC2DAMp74 SlipUp fucked around with this message at 13:37 on May 20, 2015 |
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May 20, 2015 13:30
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the funny thing about upshaw is he never gets sacks but the few he's gotten have been leveling ben for a penalty
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May 20, 2015 13:36
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Grittybeard posted:This is pretty much the reason I hate Elway minus the ogre part. He strikes me as more of a kobold really.
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May 20, 2015 14:24
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Parmesan Basil posted:He strikes me as more of a kobold really. reverse centaur
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May 20, 2015 14:32
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Mel Mudkiper posted:reverse centaur That anything like a reverse vampire?
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May 20, 2015 14:41
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I've secretly been craving a Peyton Manning death for like 8 years
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May 20, 2015 18:02
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gently caress you Warren Sapp. You were a lynchpin on the defense of my favorite team for like a decade. But I never liked your showboating rear end. gently caress you for every sack. gently caress you for getting a ring. gently caress you for dancing like a little girl in a fancy dress with her favorite dolly after your only td reception. I had a cat dying of cancer with a tumor almost as big as a apple growing from the top of his head. You are that loving tumor Warren Sapp. You were a tumor on every single team you ever played on because you were a "bad dude". Bad dude my rear end in a top hat. You were more like the most loving awful thing that could have happened to the most wonderful and loving cat a kid could ever have. That tumor ended up making that cat miserable, much like you made my team miserable. I hate everything about that point in my life - cat dying while I was away at school, you getting a ring, pretty much everything. I hope you remain bankrupt. I hope those women you hired during the super bowl sue you for everything you have left. I hope you remain out of work. I hope this is the last time I ever think of you and I inevitably think about my poor cat and I hate you even more. gently caress you. gently caress cancer.
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May 21, 2015 00:05
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Nystral posted:gently caress you Warren Sapp. You were a lynchpin on the defense of my favorite team for like a decade. But I never liked your showboating rear end. gently caress you for every sack. gently caress you for getting a ring. gently caress you for dancing like a little girl in a fancy dress with her favorite dolly after your only td reception. Now THIS is a quality rant. Five stars my dude
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May 21, 2015 00:07
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I do not like Tim Tebow very much as an athlete or as a person
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May 21, 2015 00:12
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After some thought, here are some dudes I don't like: Eric Decker Barry Richardson Riley Cooper Peyton Manning Clay Matthews Matt Ryan Stevie Johnson
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May 21, 2015 01:05
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Pron on VHS posted:After some thought, here are some dudes I don't like: Splain
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May 21, 2015 01:10
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I hated, and really still do, Brian Urlacher and Troy Polamalu. I wish I had a rant but I just have absolutely no reasons to hate either of them, I just know I hate them. However, I would like reasons to hate them both if someone would be so kind. 
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May 21, 2015 01:15
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Did I mention I loving hate Jerramy Stevens? Because I loving hate Jerramy Stevens.
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May 21, 2015 01:16
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Nystral posted:gently caress you Warren Sapp. You were a lynchpin on the defense of my favorite team for like a decade. But I never liked your showboating rear end. gently caress you for every sack. gently caress you for getting a ring. gently caress you for dancing like a little girl in a fancy dress with her favorite dolly after your only td reception. He also tried to fight noted bad coach Mike Sherman after severely injuring a Packers player so I agree
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May 21, 2015 01:17
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Chichevache posted:Splain cheap cut block away from the play tore Eric Berry's acl
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May 21, 2015 01:24
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Pron on VHS posted:cheap cut block away from the play tore Eric Berry's acl Fair enough. I didn't even remember that happening. Had to Google it.
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May 21, 2015 01:27
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Eifert Posting posted:If you have wished for the death of a human being because football you are a bad person. If you haven't you are on the wrong message board. trill
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May 21, 2015 01:30
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Pron on VHS posted:Matt Ryan Is Matt Ryan even capable of offending anyone? He's so banal that it's hard to find the effort to even care about him.
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May 21, 2015 03:00
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Zurreco posted:Is Matt Ryan even capable of offending anyone? He's so banal that it's hard to find the effort to even care about him. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOu're right... 
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May 21, 2015 03:15
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EATIN SHRIMP posted:I hated, and really still do, Brian Urlacher and Troy Polamalu. I wish I had a rant but I just have absolutely no reasons to hate either of them, I just know I hate them. However, I would like reasons to hate them both if someone would be so kind. There is literally no reason to hate Troy. Sorry. Believe me I've tried. So hard.
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May 21, 2015 03:51
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Troy and Brett Keisel are probably the only likeable Steelers in the past 15 years
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May 21, 2015 04:25
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Benne posted:Troy and Brett Keisel are probably the only likeable Steelers in the past 15 years FWP
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May 21, 2015 04:31
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Benne posted:Troy and Brett Keisel are probably the only likeable Steelers in the past 15 years I dunno I caught an Antonio Brown interview & he seems likable enough. Plus the 2005 Steelers roster is alright in my book.
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May 21, 2015 04:38
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i don't like troy for the sole reason of him jumping over the oline against my team but i do respect him
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May 21, 2015 04:39
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Benne posted:Did I mention I loving hate Jerramy Stevens? Because I loving hate Jerramy Stevens. well obvs
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May 21, 2015 08:20
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Metapod posted:i don't like troy for the sole reason of him jumping over the oline against my team but i do respect him Still one of the craziest plays I've seen. Kerry Collins is in total WTF mode.
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May 21, 2015 09:44
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Zurreco posted:Is Matt Ryan even capable of offending anyone? He's so banal that it's hard to find the effort to even care about him. matt ryan is so banal and bland i'm waiting for the discovery that he owns and operates the us's largest sex dungeon or something nobody can possibly be that whitebread
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May 21, 2015 13:22
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sword_man.gif posted:matt ryan is so banal and bland i'm waiting for the discovery that he owns and operates the us's largest sex dungeon or something He's actually pretty high up on my list of famous people who are probably serial killers
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May 21, 2015 13:43
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Rasczak posted:He's actually pretty high up on my list of famous people who are probably serial killers It's a derail that shouldn't occur, but I can't help but be curious about your Undiscovered Serial Killer Power Rankings.
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May 21, 2015 14:06
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Anals of History posted:It's a derail that shouldn't occur, but I can't help but be curious about your Undiscovered Serial Killer Power Rankings. Does it count as serial killing if Al Davis jumps from body to body and wears it out until it's just a withering husk? Because I don't think he's only done it once.
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May 21, 2015 16:08
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Benne posted:Troy and Brett Keisel are probably the only likeable Steelers in the past 15 years No such thing.
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May 21, 2015 16:14
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gently caress Kory Lichtensteiger
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May 21, 2015 16:18
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gently caress Trent Richardson and his ability to run directly at the most tacklers. gently caress him for going to the one West Coast team I don't hate, and gently caress him for gold bricking behind the best college offensive line ever and causing harm to the Browns. Does anyone know if the Colts have to pay him or not the last year of his rookie deal?
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May 21, 2015 16:30
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Alex Boone - Was a total fuckup drunk who was completely undrafted due to character concerns tied to be a drunken retard ("Nearly three months [before the draft], Boone was arrested after a drunken outburst in Aliso Viejo following a Super Bowl party. Boone was working out in Southern California to get prepared for the NFL scouting combine. Police said he was jumping up and down on the hood of cars and tried to smash the window of a tow truck. He fled police and was tasered twice to be subdued. His blood alcohol was three times the legal limit.") - The 49ers signed him as an UDFA, and he was legit mad he wasn't drafted. - Went to the practice squad, made his way to a starter. <-- This is the cool part of the story. - Niners signed him to a four-year contract in 2011, when it was clear he was going to be good, he held out (prior to last season). - His hold out led to him sucking and he, along with Jonathon Martin, were the reason why the right side of the offensive line was seemingly actively trying to kill Colin Kaepernick. - He complained that Jim Harbaugh wore out his welcome because he was trying too hard to win (???). Chris Culliver called him out on this via Instagram. - He now says he's open to a trade and didn't show up to any OTAs (the OTAs part isn't so bad but on top of everything I'm tired of his garbage) as he is holding out again. If you're so determined to get paid your actual value shut up and play and go hit the open market next year. Everything else you're doing is superfluous bullshit.
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May 21, 2015 16:57
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