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joke_explainer

google THIS posted:

this after they spent ten minutes of dialog explaining to each other that they were sterile

He goes, "I can't exactly have kids! Do the math!" The movie would have been better if he had been like "My balls, Natasha! They're messed up as hell irradiated by the gamma radiation!!"

# ? May 5, 2015 23:19

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joke_explainer

Then they could have a 5 minute flashback sequence for when he realized his sperm count was super low and his anguish from that to match with black widow's ballerina dream sequence thing

# ? May 5, 2015 23:20

Bwee

They should have focused more on the Hulk's balls regardless

# ? May 5, 2015 23:20

Awesome!: Ready for adventure!

i love james spader how much talking does he do

# ? May 5, 2015 23:35

google THIS

Bwee posted:

They should have focused more on the Hulk's balls regardless

stan lee: (cameoing as an andrologist) holy mamma-jama!

# ? May 5, 2015 23:41

smoobles

20 minutes were cut from the film, specifically focusing on Hulk's balls subplot where he tries to control them

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# ? May 5, 2015 23:55

google THIS

hulk's balls (not to scale):

:smoobles:

# ? May 6, 2015 00:08

a cloth map: No thanks. I'm a Government man.

I don't like Josh Wheaton.

# ? May 6, 2015 00:35

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

google THIS posted:

hulk's balls (not to scale):

# ? May 6, 2015 00:44

Bwee

Comedian/actor Patton Oswalt tweeted, �There is a �Tea Party� equivalent of progressivism/liberalism. And they just chased Joss Whedon off Twitter.�

# ? May 6, 2015 01:08

i am he

Bwee posted:

Comedian/actor Patton Oswalt tweeted, �There is a �Tea Party� equivalent of progressivism/liberalism. And they just chased Joss Whedon off Twitter.�

hahaha

# ? May 6, 2015 01:09

i am he

The Tea Partay

# ? May 6, 2015 01:09

beer pal

huh... i never thought of it that way...

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? May 6, 2015 01:13

PleasureKevin

my favourite line from the new avengers movie: http://podcasts.nytimes.com/podcasts/2015/05/05/science/05recording-sleep/lay.mp3

# ? May 6, 2015 01:16

Bwee

what the gently caress

# ? May 6, 2015 01:17

POWERBALL: by zen death robot

google THIS posted:

hulk's balls (not to scale):

# ? May 6, 2015 01:18

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

This movie made me happy and I enjoyed it. In fact, I liked it so much that I installed some poo poo called Rain Meter just so I could mod my laptop to look like it is running a S.H.I.E.L.D. operating system and next I am going to download some voice-activated command poo poo called JARVIS.

EDIT: Screenshot, although it doesn't show the animation. No icons, just tabs, and I still have a bit more customizing to do on it before I am finished.

Devil Bird Thing fucked around with this message at 01:28 on May 6, 2015

# ? May 6, 2015 01:19

Bwee

what a nerd

# ? May 6, 2015 01:20

beer pal

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

# ? May 6, 2015 01:23

smoobles

i made my phone's siri a male british voice, so i can pretend it's JARVIS

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# ? May 6, 2015 01:52

joke_explainer

smoobles posted:

i made my phone's siri a male british voice, so i can pretend it's JARVIS

now you got to make it an irish lady to be FRIDAY.

# ? May 6, 2015 02:05

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

Twitter: wow joss wrote black widow like poo poo
Joss: *crying*I can't take this abuse *heavy breathing* goodbye twitter
Nerds:loving sjws

# ? May 6, 2015 02:42

Pomp: by Fluffdaddy

Twitter:*red faced, can't breathe* LOL

# ? May 6, 2015 02:43

smoobles

Pomp posted:

Twitter: wow joss wrote black widow like poo poo
Joss: *crying*I can't take this abuse *breathing heavy* goodbye twitter
Nerds:loving sjws

the part where Ultron looks at the internet and decides to destroy humanity makes more sense now

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# ? May 6, 2015 02:44

joke_explainer

smoobles posted:

the part where Ultron looks at the internet and decides to destroy humanity makes more sense now

I wager he got from a to g and just called it at 'gamergate'

# ? May 6, 2015 03:10

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

smoobles posted:

the part where Ultron looks at the internet and decides to destroy humanity makes more sense now

Ultron: "Humanity must adapt and reach it's next evolutionary step!"
*clicks on FUTA thread*
Ultron: "gently caress."

# ? May 6, 2015 03:24

Devil Bird Thing: Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?

DCT, please rename me "Avengers: Age of Futa-tron". TIA.

# ? May 6, 2015 03:24

joke_explainer

Awesome! posted:

i love james spader how much talking does he do

He talks a lot and it's the best part of the movie.

# ? May 6, 2015 03:29

Android Blues

i always imagined ultron in the comics as having kind of a screaming, impotent voice but that probably doesnt have enough gravitas for a blockbuster movie

# ? May 6, 2015 16:55

Mac Tonight: aw yeah tahts it man

age of voltron

# ? May 6, 2015 17:24

Captain No-mates

at the end it left me wondering if it was worth paying six pounds and forty four pence. when the big iron man fought the hulk and also when they all fought the robbits i thought i was having a better time than if i wasnt watching it. i liked the speedy slav sterotype.

5 stars

# ? May 6, 2015 23:16

joke_explainer

Captain No-mates posted:

i liked the speedy slav sterotype.

I couldn't believe they put him in a tracksuit

I was worried they would have him like record some dashcam footage or something

# ? May 6, 2015 23:55

Scaly Haylie

i liked the movie

# ? May 8, 2015 02:38

PleasureKevin

the movie sucks

# ? May 9, 2015 03:20

Savage For The Winjun

joke_explainer posted:

He talks a lot and it's the best part of the movie.

i spent the first 30 minutes of the movie being obnoxious and yelling "wheres james spader!?"

all was well when autotuned james spader started yappin up a storm tho

# ? May 9, 2015 04:32