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- Enhydra lutris
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by FactsAreUseless
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you should've asked us instead of posting in the fabgoons thread.
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May 10, 2015 04:30
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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May 10, 2015 04:32
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I dated a woman once who, after sex, would say, "ok, time to get rid of your friends," by which she meant going to the bathroom and letting my semen drip out of her vagina, i presume, though i guess i never actually saw what occurred. I hope this in some way bears on your question, Enhydra Lutris.
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May 10, 2015 04:34
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she said that exact phrase many times.
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May 10, 2015 04:34
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- Scaly Haylie
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well enhydra, whatever happens i hope you stop by the av thread when your probation is over so you can start looking good!
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May 10, 2015 04:35
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I dated a woman once who, after sex, would say, "ok, time to get rid of your friends," by which she meant going to the bathroom and letting my semen drip out of her vagina, i presume, though i guess i never actually saw what occurred. I hope this in some way bears on your question, Enhydra Lutris.
never develop a relationship with your cum if it can be helped
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May 10, 2015 04:37
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gross
 
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May 10, 2015 04:39
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your tiny little friends...
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May 10, 2015 04:44
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- Enhydra lutris
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by FactsAreUseless
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A Sperm Cell is very tiny.
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May 10, 2015 04:48
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- Scaly Haylie
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do sperm cells have something to do with the cum police?
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May 10, 2015 04:49
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- GODSPEED JOHN GLENN
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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.
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I dated a woman once who, after sex, would say, "ok, time to get rid of your friends," by which she meant going to the bathroom and letting my semen drip out of her vagina, i presume, though i guess i never actually saw what occurred. I hope this in some way bears on your question, Enhydra Lutris.
and they were your only friends. 
  
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May 10, 2015 04:49
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dogcrash brings up an important point that the fabgoons thread was not the best place to ask because this experience is universal among anyone who has had semen put into them.
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May 10, 2015 04:51
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- Enhydra lutris
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by FactsAreUseless
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I did not know this; I have never had Semen inserted into me; I have only exerted it into a Vagina [via Ejaculation].
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May 10, 2015 04:53
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- Enhydra lutris
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It makes me feel sad to be disliked by the Fab Goons; I do not wish to be disliked; I would like to be Friends; but I have so many Questions about Sexual Intercourse via the Anus.
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May 10, 2015 04:54
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i think they may have been offended because they felt your question was reducing them as gay people to "people who get semen in their anuses"
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May 10, 2015 04:55
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- Enhydra lutris
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I specified Male Homosexuals; Male Homosexuals engage in Sexual Intercourse via the Anus because they lack a Vagina. I tried to apologise to the Fab Goons; they would not accept my Apology.
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May 10, 2015 04:57
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- Scaly Haylie
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can someone else explain why his post was problematic because i give up
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May 10, 2015 05:01
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can someone else explain why his post was problematic because i give up
Our problem was more the weird capitalizations to be honest
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May 10, 2015 05:11
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STRAIGHT TROPIN'
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My previous post is not meant to be taken literally but as a jest -- it is a quote of a paragraph from another text, with certain words substituted -- such as the replacement of "eye" with "anus" -- to make the text fit to the current situation -- the original text is a short story that I would recommend reading for enjoyment.
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May 10, 2015 05:12
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It makes me feel sad to be disliked by the Fab Goons; I do not wish to be disliked; I would like to be Friends; but I have so many Questions about Sexual Intercourse via the Anus.
we all do
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May 10, 2015 05:14
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can someone please please please teach the OP how to construct paragraphs and use line breaks? i think it would dramatically improve his posting.
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May 10, 2015 05:15
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- Scaly Haylie
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also legitimately what is a chunt load
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May 10, 2015 05:16
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- Lottery of Babylon
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STRAIGHT TROPIN'
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thank you for explaining that
You are welcome
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May 10, 2015 05:16
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- Enhydra lutris
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by FactsAreUseless
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My previous post is not meant to be taken literally but as a jest -- it is a quote of a paragraph from another text, with certain words substituted -- such as the replacement of "eye" with "anus" -- to make the text fit to the current situation -- the original text is a short story that I would recommend reading for enjoyment.
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May 10, 2015 05:17
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- Scaly Haylie
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we otter sea about getting you an av of your favorite animal in the future
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May 10, 2015 05:20
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- Lottery of Babylon
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STRAIGHT TROPIN'
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What is the title of this Short Story? I do not often read Fiction; if it is recommended then I will seek it out; Thank You In Advance. I enjoyed the Phrase "I loved the sea otter"; because I also love the Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris); if this Story is about the Sea Otter then I will be very happy. I will not respond to further Messages because my Homosexual has arrived for the afternoon Meal and Conversation; I will speak with this Forum again when my Probation has ended; Thank You and G-d Bless.
The short-story is The Tell-tale Heart, by Edgar Allen Poe -- but the original text does not involve sea otters -- the original text instead reads "I loved the old man" -- I inserted the words "sea otter" because of your username -- my apologies for any confusion this may have caused.
My brother has a toy stuffed animal that is in the form of a river otter. It is named Rivey.
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May 10, 2015 05:21
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Hello; I initially posted in the everything and nothing forum; they attacked me; so Detective Monkey [the moderator of that forum] transferred me to this forum instead.
He doesn't know what he's missing out on, my friend
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May 10, 2015 05:29
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Okay, lol.
Sperm die in the colon very quickly. They are not as good at swimming as you are thinking basically. Here's a diagram of the colon.
So, remember the large intestine and often the rectum is compacting fecal matter. Basically it serves to drain water. The problem is one of distance -- The large intestine is contracting and absorbing water from whatever enters it, and pushing it slowly down. Neither condition will facilitate a mobile sperm getting up the thing. At this point, it's just sperm too: The mucous, and seminal fluid, is not coming along for the ride for sure and will sit in the rectum, inhibited by gravity and the body's general capability to not suddenly run backwards.
Anyway, they have to cross 2 square meters of large intestine to reach the small intestine (many orders of magnitude more area than they have to cover to fertilize an egg, and then they're even more messed up than before. The environment is incredibly caustic. Once they hit the small intestine, the small intestine is 6 to 7 METERS LONG. That's nearly 23 feet. And the surface area is enormous, because of little protrusions in the plicae circulares, called villi. These things drastically increase the surface area. It's nearly 30 square meters of space to cover to get to the stomach from the bottom of the small intestine, and you can see the convoluted path the sperm would have to take.
The entire time they'd both dealing with (neutralizing) stomach acid and bicarbonate injected from bile ducts (pictured)
So they're going to get killed. If not just the sheer area to travel, the villi, the constant contraction forcing them down, and the blockage by the process of digestion, there is NO WAY they're reaching the stomach; The percentage that would even traverse a portion of the large intestine could only be guessed, but it's got to be far less than one in a million. It's going into a total death trap, basically the walls of the intestines will digest the sperm, so then it's absorbed into the body well before it reaches the stomach -- or it dies in the rectum (most of it) and the large intestine (a small amount of it) and then is excreted normally like fecal matter.
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May 10, 2015 05:59
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Thank you for that helpful illustration.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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May 10, 2015 06:04
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If sperm could traverse the entire small intestine, the remaining distance to cover up through the esophagus and out of the mouth and sinuses would be comparatively nothing. It's an incredibly ridiculous notion. I'm annoyed you made me even consider this, but hey, hope that answers some problems for you.
eeg.
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May 10, 2015 06:09
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if you uncoiled all your intestines you could use it to lasso a bull or hang a cowboy.
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May 10, 2015 06:10
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- Scaly Haylie
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you could hang big tex with your intestines...
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May 10, 2015 06:12
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Okay, lol.
Sperm die in the colon very quickly. They are not as good at swimming as you are thinking basically. Here's a diagram of the colon.
So, remember the large intestine and often the rectum is compacting fecal matter. Basically it serves to drain water. The problem is one of distance -- The large intestine is contracting and absorbing water from whatever enters it, and pushing it slowly down. Neither condition will facilitate a mobile sperm getting up the thing. At this point, it's just sperm too: The mucous, and seminal fluid, is not coming along for the ride for sure and will sit in the rectum, inhibited by gravity and the body's general capability to not suddenly run backwards.
Anyway, they have to cross 2 square meters of large intestine to reach the small intestine (many orders of magnitude more area than they have to cover to fertilize an egg, and then they're even more messed up than before. The environment is incredibly caustic. Once they hit the small intestine, the small intestine is 6 to 7 METERS LONG. That's nearly 23 feet. And the surface area is enormous, because of little protrusions in the plicae circulares, called villi. These things drastically increase the surface area. It's nearly 30 square meters of space to cover to get to the stomach from the bottom of the small intestine, and you can see the convoluted path the sperm would have to take.
The entire time they'd both dealing with (neutralizing) stomach acid and bicarbonate injected from bile ducts (pictured)
So they're going to get killed. If not just the sheer area to travel, the villi, the constant contraction forcing them down, and the blockage by the process of digestion, there is NO WAY they're reaching the stomach; The percentage that would even traverse a portion of the large intestine could only be guessed, but it's got to be far less than one in a million. It's going into a total death trap, basically the walls of the intestines will digest the sperm, so then it's absorbed into the body well before it reaches the stomach -- or it dies in the rectum (most of it) and the large intestine (a small amount of it) and then is excreted normally like fecal matter.
You're a beautiful man
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May 10, 2015 06:26
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- ham_sanitizer
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I Have Extremely Serious Butt Sex Questions
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- ham_sanitizer
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if you took out your colon and uncoiled it, you'd be dead
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May 10, 2015 04:27
I had no desire. I think it was his anus! yes, it was this! He had the anus of my homosexual -- a pale red anus, with a film over it. Whenever it filled with semen, my blood ran cold; and so by degrees -- very gradually -- I made up my mind to take the forums account of the sea otter, and thus rid myself of the anus forever.
