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i j/o with my left hand op. hth hand
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May 7, 2015 00:53
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ipad
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May 7, 2015 00:54
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Put your dick in the CDROM drive
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May 7, 2015 00:54
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lol at this poor fucker who ain't ambimoustrous
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May 7, 2015 00:56
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Why do you need your hand on the mouse while you jackit, op? Have you tried navigating the internet until you have found a sufficiently arousing video clip, making said clip full screen, hitting play, then--and this is the important part--you move your hand from your mouse to your dick and do your filthy shameful acts the way you're used to? hth!!
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May 7, 2015 00:59
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Winkle-Daddy posted:Why do you need your hand on the mouse while you jackit, op? Have you tried navigating the internet until you have found a sufficiently arousing video clip, making said clip full screen, hitting play, then--and this is the important part--you move your hand from your mouse to your dick and do your filthy shameful acts the way you're used to? No I don't jack off
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May 7, 2015 00:59
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May 7, 2015 02:47
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locked and loaded
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May 7, 2015 02:51
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pram posted:i j/o with my left hand op. hth hand but also
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May 7, 2015 03:01
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leave your dominant hand on the mouse and use to click on this link - you'll be glad you did. it's http://www.reddit.com/r/nofap.
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May 7, 2015 03:03
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That orgasm is calling you! Instant gratification at your calling, the explosion of pleasure is only a few clicks and a few strokes away...."COME ON! DOOOOOO IT!!!!" your brain says ...and you quickly start browsing for that perfect video ...Your lost in the moment, you lost all self control, you give in to the most horrific scenes, things you couldn't imagine, you feel the exhilaration, the explosion of pleasure is imminent...BOOOOOM!!!! ...and its over... ...within seconds deep sadness comes over you, ....you quickly close all the open pornographic tabs on your browser and start wiping your own semen off the floor, off your clothing...you clean everything up and leave no trace of what just happened. You clear your browser history...now you have thoughts of regret, shame, loneliness...but it doesn't stop you from repeating the process...you feel you have no control over this...you are lost and there is nothing that can be done. The months and years go by. You miss social events, you decline invitations from friends and family. You see beautiful girls out in public...but you avoid contact. You have dreams and goals, but you are too tired right now, you leave it for tomorrow. You avoid difficult tasks, you only do what you need to do to survive. You live your life in the moment, never thinking about the future..."things will work out" you say, "I will get everything done tomorrow"....right now you just want to do as little as possible. Sexual urges are quickly satisfied by PMO, hard work is avoid by procrastination, social events are avoided by staying home, gaming or just watching television. This is your life ....Until one day someting happens... (My post ends here, it's up to you to finish the story)
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May 7, 2015 03:04
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came here to see if this was posted yet tyvm
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May 7, 2015 03:26
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watch longer videos op
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May 7, 2015 05:51
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I don't jack off because I have sex with women, alot.
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May 7, 2015 06:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQHq2IwHSX4&hd=1
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May 7, 2015 07:26
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the problem is getting all your spit all over your mouse
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May 7, 2015 11:48
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im left handed and use the mouse with my right hand, op
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May 7, 2015 12:30
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learn to navigate with your left hand and the keyboard so you can jo with your right and can quickly alt tab with your left if you hear a coworker coming
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May 7, 2015 15:54
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May 7, 2015 16:40
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has anyone said "very carefully" yet
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May 7, 2015 16:44
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Cat Face Joe posted:has anyone said "very carefully" yet nope. it's all yours
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May 7, 2015 17:02
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i use a trackball mouse nestled between my balls i think of it as my 3rd ball
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May 7, 2015 17:20
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jony ive aces posted:learn to navigate with your left hand and the keyboard
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May 7, 2015 17:39
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lol if you're not ambidickstrous.
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May 7, 2015 17:42
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May 7, 2015 17:51
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silver alicorn why do literally all your 'jokes' revolve around some stupid sex poo poo + computers. you, and lp0, and valeyard. is it autism?
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May 7, 2015 17:54
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pram posted:silver alicorn why do literally all your 'jokes' revolve around some stupid sex poo poo + computers. you, and lp0, and valeyard. is it autism? If I was autistic I would be smart
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May 7, 2015 17:56
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This is clearly not true
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May 7, 2015 17:56
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haha dildo compiuter.. DILDO!!  ahahaha *giggles and claps like retarded child*
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May 7, 2015 17:57
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pram posted:silver alicorn why do literally all your 'jokes' revolve around some stupid sex poo poo + computers. you, and lp0, and valeyard. is it autism? man who literally got trained to PI because he would not stop posting unsolicited red panda pics an autist? dunno man tough call
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May 7, 2015 17:58
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look he just loving did it too rofl imagine semen.. + mac mini  high comedy
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May 7, 2015 18:01
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pram posted:look he just loving did it too smythe please reopen that shameful thread
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May 7, 2015 18:04
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Just get better at J/O.
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May 7, 2015 22:24
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Cat Face Joe posted:smythe please reopen that shameful thread what thread is that?
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May 7, 2015 23:22
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silver alicorn is my friend and i support 'em. back off fuckers!!
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May 7, 2015 23:23
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hmm yes whats more autistic: posting pics of red pandas for others to think r cute, or being upset over someone posting up pics of cute red pandas in a thread on a website known for its hentai game reviews?
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May 8, 2015 02:22
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Space-Pope posted:hmm yes whats more autistic: posting pics of red pandas for others to think r cute, or being upset over someone posting up pics of cute red pandas in a thread on a website known for its hentai game reviews? this is a good post on the computer
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May 8, 2015 02:24
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youa re supposed to use an oculus rift OP it will give you a headache not from the letdown but from the disorientation and flicker
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May 8, 2015 02:33
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its really easy to clean cum off the glass trackpad or the aluminum body of your macbook pro op
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