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TheChaosPath
Jul 22, 2005


:boom:

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Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


that loving hamburglar

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

It's funny because it's true

Plexiwatt
Sep 6, 2002

by exmarx

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLYVyYaHnjg

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

This picture confuses me. Most of those dudes seem to be pissed about the depressed dude hogging the whole park bench, which is understandable. There's the dude that's freaking out about litter, who's probably some pussy lieberal eco-freak. Finally we have some dudes clapping at some poo poo out of frame. Weird.

E: Is there a Jon McNaughton political painting that isn't hilarious?

Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 23:25 on May 8, 2015

Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

SO SHINY
SO CHROME

Solid gold.

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014


:krad:

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Why can't I stop making these...

EnderWiggin
Jan 10, 2015

5'ed

Popeahuntis
Apr 10, 2009

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

euuuuughhhhhh

well done

Brony Hunter
Dec 27, 2012

Motherfucking Mannis

They'll bend the knee or I'll destroy them

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Pubic Lair posted:

The original hamburglar was more likely to rape than the new one. He was a scary looking old man who creepily mumbled and chased kids trying to steal their anus hamburgers



Burger King ought to bring back The Duke of Doubt and Sir Shake-A-Lot in some modern form.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyLk1l-nBaI

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004


Nice done

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Popeahuntis posted:

Why can't I stop making these...



:chanpop:

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Justin Tyme fucked around with this message at 05:58 on May 9, 2015

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Popeahuntis posted:

Why can't I stop making these...



CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Hi, I'm the hamburgler, and welcome to Jackass.

5

Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Fuderyuu
Mar 16, 2004

Finger Lickin' Good!
First of all, this isn't getting enough love

But I understand, cause then the fucker came up with this:

I too wanted to get past that Lloyd Kaufman'esque monstrocity as soon as possible, so I can understand why the re-imagined Grimace was ignored. Fine.. ok....

But now we entered in through the McD's restroom door from hell. Now we're getting poo poo like

Bravo good sir, my children shall never have a happy meal again. This is what real life Disney's Cars would look like if there was a happy meal version.

Things kinda got cute but nope, reality is aperantly worse than any Photoshop we could come up with as pointed out by:

Pubic Lair posted:

The original hamburglar was more likely to rape than the new one. He was a scary looking old man who creepily mumbled and chased kids trying to steal their anus hamburgers



&

ThaGrandCow posted:

Original Ronald isn't much better. It always seemed off to me. I think it's the cup on the nose.



Yup, equally disturbing.

Then we get to this:


And I just give up, gently caress you... gently caress his face, gently caress those eyes devoid of anything resembling a soul....gently caress this thread. Ya'll get your 5's cause I'm not getting sleep anytime soon now.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

lol'd out loud

the haraamburgler

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Fuderyuu posted:

Bravo good sir, my children shall never have a happy meal again. This is what real life Disney's Cars would look like if there was a happy meal version.

Fyi that's not even a shop unless something's hidden in the background, that horrifying face is actually what they're using in their ads and presumably on the boxes

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Code Jockey posted:

the haraamburgler

:golfclap:

Ogive
Dec 22, 2002

by Lowtax

CannonFodder posted:

McD's has a new 1/3 lb sirloin burger and on of the options is "steakhouse" which has mushrooms and I guess swiss.

Does it still taste like masking tape though? They can fart about and redesign characters all they want, but sooner or later they're going to have to deal with that.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Code Jockey posted:

the haraamburgler
mods please namechange me to this

spectacular thread. congrats on the sticky, Retail Slave. have another 5

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Amazing thread. 5 out 5

Fuderyuu
Mar 16, 2004

Finger Lickin' Good!

Sentient Data posted:

Fyi that's not even a shop unless something's hidden in the background, that horrifying face is actually what they're using in their ads and presumably on the boxes

This is not the world I want my child to live in

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Nash Regex posted:

mods please namechange me to this

spectacular thread. congrats on the sticky, Retail Slave. have another 5

Appreciated, but the credit should go to the first few who decided to photoshop in the first place. I only made this thread to be like "ha ha look at this stupid fucker" because I have no photoshop skills. But goons took it and ran and turned it into an amazing thing.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

du -hast posted:

Got a link? I'm curious since I kept hearing it but nobody could ever explain why everyone called him a pedophile without actually explaining why.

Without linking to SS basically they googled his username which led to a Trek fansite that had his actual name and photo, then googled his name and it turned out he'd been convicted of raping a girl he'd been babysitting a few years back.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

facebook jihad posted:

OP what is it about wrestling fans having to relate literally anything to wrestling

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Code Jockey posted:

lol'd out loud

the haraamburgler

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!



:vince:

0haiThere
Feb 18, 2015

Looks like you're in the barrel today.

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

HAHAHAHAHA

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NurhacisUrn
Jul 18, 2013

All I can think about is your wife and a horse.
We are working on some SERIOUS SHIT in here.

winter.mute posted:

no talking during the movie


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