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ron color posted:

"when you think about it, ghosts in pokemon is really hosed up" -- zachary taylor


ron color posted:

he died in office

1st law of presidents: a president always ends up becoming what he hates most

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what are the other six laws of presidents?

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pig slut lisa posted:

1st law of presidents: a president always ends up becoming what he hates most

lol

ron color
a president cant say his own name or hes not president anymore

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1st law of presidents: a president always ends up becoming what he hates most
2nd law of presidents: a president cant say his own name or hes not president anymore
3rd law of presidents: a president must let congress trick or treat at the white house, even if he's mad at them
4th law of presidents:
5th law of presidents:
6th law of presidents:
7th law of presidents:

ron color
single term presidents have a +2 dexterity bonus and can automatically open a locked chest once per day

ron color
the president can have anyones dog if he wants

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1st law of presidents: a president always ends up becoming what he hates most
2nd law of presidents: a president cant say his own name or hes not president anymore
3rd law of presidents: a president must let congress trick or treat at the white house, even if he's mad at them
4th law of presidents: single term presidents have a +2 dexterity bonus and can automatically open a locked chest once per day
5th law of presidents: a president can have anyones dog if he wants
6th law of presidents: a president must practice his viola 30 minutes per day
7th law of presidents:

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if you catch the president after closing your eyes and counting to 100 you become the new president

ron color
if you say "simon says" before you tell the president to do something he has to do it

ron color
the president has to like highlander

pig slut lisa

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thank you. now i remember the seven laws of presidents.

1st law of presidents: a president always ends up becoming what he hates most
2nd law of presidents: a president cant say his own name or hes not president anymore
3rd law of presidents: a president must let congress trick or treat at the white house, even if he's mad at them
4th law of presidents: single term presidents have a +2 dexterity bonus and can automatically open a locked chest once per day
5th law of presidents: a president can have anyones dog if he wants
6th law of presidents: a president must practice his viola 30 minutes per day
7th law of presidents: if you catch a president after closing your eyes and counting to 100 you become the new president

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ron color posted:

if you say "simon says" before you tell the president to do something he has to do it


ron color posted:

the president has to like highlander

please...no expansion packs

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secret rule: the president must have the permission of the gray council before he is allowed to transform in public

ron color
the president has a list of hundreds of secret rules that the other presidents have made

ron color
if you mention seeds the president has to make an excuse and leave the room immediately

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a president always knows the right thing to say when you're feeling down. this isn't because his words are necessarily the most cheerful, but rather that it's illegal to stay down after a president peps you up. so most people change their attitudes pretty quick.

Ork of Fiction

ron color posted:

john quincy was cool but they only thing anyone knows about him is anthony hopkins plays him in amistad

I know that when he was an ambassador in his youth there was a rumor that he was a werewolf because he preferred to have sex outdoors.

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ron color posted:

probably ever

what about that one guy who died 30 days in office? He was probably pretty good cause he didn't do poo poo.

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that was the fifth guy I talked about......why don't you vote for a clue

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Ork of Fiction posted:

I know that when he was an ambassador in his youth there was a rumor that he was a werewolf because he preferred to have sex outdoors.

Lycanthrope > Reptoid

holy poo poo that's awesome. i bet he had a hairy back too and everyone saw it.

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president,

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ron color posted:

"when you think about it, ghosts in pokemon is really hosed up" -- zachary taylor

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george hiv bush

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Tommah posted:

george hiv bush

woah!!! just woah!!!

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Carter was pretty chill + good I think.

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When I was a kid I asked my brother what a president is and he said that if the president says everyone has to eat mashed potatoes for dinner, then everyone has to do it.

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


JAmes A Garfield loved lasagna and hated mondays

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I'm going to stick a presidents dick and become famous

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pig slut lisa posted:

I'm going to stick a presidents dick and become famous

meant to say suck

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Ork of Fiction

pig slut lisa posted:

holy poo poo that's awesome. i bet he had a hairy back too and everyone saw it.

Some of his later relatives were often confused with Munsters, but they were a different family with not-quite-vampires and not-quite-frankensteins.

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