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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Imagine if the AVGN was in Skyrim. Or imagine if you could play Skyrim with the AVGN. What if you guested in an AVGN video about Skyrim. He wouldn't be angry, and neither would you, because you'd be on a grand quest through the whole of Skyrim, and hell, maybe a quick trip to Vvardenfell too, right Morrowind fans? Haha. Check out what it would be like:

AVGN: drat. poo poo, this game is immersive!

You: Yeah.

AVGN: gently caress! I just kicked the poo poo out of that bear! Nice!

You: Haha, nice.

AVGN: Do you want to kiss? Do you want to kiss me on the lips?

You: Yeah.

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Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Imagine this: The Angry Video Game Noid

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Stairmaster posted:

Imagine this: The Angry Video Game Noid
What the--? That's one Noid... I can't avoid!

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
I'm basking in the win.

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
The Angry Video Game Nard

Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Imagine if the AVGN was in Skyrim. Or imagine if you could play Skyrim with the AVGN. What if you guested in an AVGN video about Skyrim. He wouldn't be angry, and neither would you, because you'd be on a grand quest through the whole of Skyrim, and hell, maybe a quick trip to Vvardenfell too, right Morrowind fans? Haha. Check out what it would be like:

AVGN: drat. poo poo, this game is immersive!

You: Yeah.

AVGN: gently caress! I just kicked the poo poo out of that bear! Nice!

You: Haha, nice.

AVGN: Do you want to kiss? Do you want to kiss me on the lips?

You: Yeah.

please cite me for this i wrote that fanfic

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

I'm basking in the win.

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
My ancestors are smiling at me, LJN. Can you say the same?

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

gently caress RO DAH

Grass Effect
Aug 10, 2014
hmm well you know what they say... Nerds before Birds...

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Imagine if the AVGN was in Skyrim. Or imagine if you could play Skyrim with the AVGN. What if you guested in an AVGN video about Skyrim. He wouldn't be angry, and neither would you, because you'd be on a grand quest through the whole of Skyrim, and hell, maybe a quick trip to Vvardenfell too, right Morrowind fans? Haha. Check out what it would be like:

AVGN: drat. poo poo, this game is immersive!

You: Yeah.

AVGN: gently caress! I just kicked the poo poo out of that bear! Nice!

You: Haha, nice.

AVGN: Do you want to kiss? Do you want to kiss me on the lips?

You: Yeah.

That's one of the most epic things I've ever heard.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Angry Video Game Nerd: (waiting for loading screen to finish) No lolleygaggin'.

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Pablo Gigante posted:

gently caress RO DAH


net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Imagine if the AVGN was in Skyrim. Or imagine if you could play Skyrim with the AVGN. What if you guested in an AVGN video about Skyrim. He wouldn't be angry, and neither would you, because you'd be on a grand quest through the whole of Skyrim, and hell, maybe a quick trip to Vvardenfell too, right Morrowind fans? Haha. Check out what it would be like:

AVGN: drat. poo poo, this game is immersive!

You: Yeah.

AVGN: gently caress! I just kicked the poo poo out of that bear! Nice!

You: Haha, nice.

AVGN: Do you want to kiss? Do you want to kiss me on the lips?

You: Yeah.

Liked this until the gay stuff. Not homophobic, just pretty obvious AVGN doesnt swing that way...

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

SunAndSpring posted:

My ancestors are smiling at me, LJN. Can you say the same?
LJN = Lost Jewish Nation = Lost Tribe Of Israel = Indians? Powerful Mormon Truth Hidden In Wolverine For NES, Click To Learn What They Don't Want You To Know: Extra Lives Through Mormon Prophet!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

FactsAreUseless posted:

LJN = Lost Jewish Nation = Lost Tribe Of Israel = Indians? Powerful Mormon Truth Hidden In Wolverine For NES, Click To Learn What They Don't Want You To Know: Extra Lives Through Mormon Prophet!
The Church of Jesus Christ of the Third Street Saints

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

FactsAreUseless posted:

LJN = Lost Jewish Nation = Lost Tribe Of Israel = Indians? Powerful Mormon Truth Hidden In Wolverine For NES, Click To Learn What They Don't Want You To Know: Extra Lives Through Mormon Prophet!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Pablo Gigante posted:

The Church of Jesus Christ of the Third Street Saints

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014
The Nerdy Turd

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Pablo Gigante posted:

The Church of Jesus Christ of the Third Street Saints

WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

LJN = Lost Jewish Nation = Lost Tribe Of Israel = Indians? Powerful Mormon Truth Hidden In Wolverine For NES, Click To Learn What They Don't Want You To Know: Extra Lives Through Mormon Prophet!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Stink fag posted:

The Nerdy Turd

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pablo Gigante posted:

The Church of Jesus Christ of the Third Street Saints

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

He's going to CHIM you to the past, to shout at Altmer who suck rear end

Keven. Just. Keven
May 25, 2010

MY GOD. THE WILL... THE FIGHTING SPIRIT... JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT'S OVER, TSM COMES BACK STRONGER THAN EVER.
You seen any mothershitting rear end blasting elves around here? I'd rather get hosed by a horse than hang out with an elf! I'd rather a big old dragon took a steaming poo poo in my rear end than see an elf! Seeing a elf is like a clown coming into your room at night and gently caress assingly whispering in your motherfucking ear that he loves you! gently caress! Bitch!

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Stink fag posted:

The Nerdy Turd

this post is a loving blizzard of balls

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
gently caress ro drat

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

CONGLATURATION !!!

YOU HAVE COMPLETED
A GREAT GAME .

AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE
OF OUR CULTURE .

NOW GO AND REST OUR
HEROES !

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Unguided posted:

CONGLATURATION !!!

YOU HAVE COMPLETED
A GREAT GAME .

AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE
OF OUR CULTURE .

NOW GO AND REST OUR
HEROES !

Epic.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
Fus ro durrr

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

While "Nord" and "nerd" are similar, there are many other fun Elder Scrolls jokes.

Dark elf, for example... kind of sounds like "Dork elf!" Looks like Morrowind just got shoved in a locker!

And try this one on for size: add just one letter, D, to orc, and what do you have? That's right! Dork again! Not so tough now, are they?

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014
Doge

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Imagine this:

The Angry BideoJames YOSPOS CATTE!!!!!!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
The Angry VideoGame friend of the family

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Black Baby Goku posted:

Imagine this:

The Angry BideoJames YOSPOS CATTE!!!!!!

uhhh hmm

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's Tong Tuesdau, and Bideo James thinks the Xbox one has the wrong type of RAM

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

He's the angry Fedora nerd. He's the angry Red Hat Linux nerd. He's the angry Ubuntu nerd.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
awkward

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FactsAreUseless posted:

He's the angry Fedora nerd. He's the angry Red Hat Linux nerd. He's the angry Ubuntu nerd.

haha

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Making fun of YOSPOS is basically like walking down the street snapping our fingers and going "Imps. Imps. Imps. Imps." And that's fine by me, because I'm gonna start a rumble, yeah, gonna get in a fight, uh-huh.

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