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sudaphedrine posted:give him the burger for all his hard work  poor fella, I don't want any bad blood between us. Especially since this is the only hardware store and I go here to get lightbulbs |
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go home, get mail |
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May 10, 2015 20:34
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Is this the Goat SeaQuest threa...
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May 10, 2015 20:38
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Lizard Wizard posted:go home, get mail  The mail says: Dear Mr Sir/Madam, Prepare for eviction, your building is being demolished to make way for the towns 5th ice rink. Yours sincerely Tim Talty |
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May 10, 2015 21:43
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>pay a visit to tim talty |
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May 10, 2015 22:13
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will the goatman find tim talty? will the aquarium be sullied by his buttonhole? will the hardware guy ever erase it from his mind? Find out tomorrow, same goat time, same goat channel! |
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May 10, 2015 22:21
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I'm already amped for season 2!
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>do a morning strech (no, not THAT kind of strech) |
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May 10, 2015 22:32
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remove pants and burn them, you wont need them where you're going
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ulvir posted:>do a morning strech (no, not THAT kind of strech) GoodbyeTurtles posted:remove pants and burn them, you wont need them where you're going  you light the pants using the oven hob and stretch your arms above your head and yell. Its a bit like that bit in predator when hes all covered in mud n poo poo. If tim talty gets your building, it may as well be a bit smoke damaged. But where is Tim Talty? You have no idea who he is.. In the meantime you hit the aquarium. 
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May 11, 2015 18:28
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>check inventory |
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May 11, 2015 18:31
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weird toppings guy posted:>check inventory Er Belt Letter from Tim Talty Door Key Nail Clippers Drill Self Adhesive Door hook Duct Tape |
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May 11, 2015 18:37
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you fools, you gave away the burger
paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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CAT BRUSH posted:you fools, you gave away the burger |
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May 11, 2015 18:38
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when we get back from the aquarium we should steal the burger back |
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May 11, 2015 18:40
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>use drill to liberate the fishes |
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May 11, 2015 18:42
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find one of those shallow manta ray pools if we find one steal a manta ray |
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ok fine check out that reddish thing on the ground |
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>cast Goatse
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opioid agonist posted:>use drill to liberate the fishes Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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i'm wondering how he can hold such a large inventory on his person but this is an rpg so I'll file it under "trappings of an rpg"
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Chill la Chill posted:i'm wondering how he can hold such a large inventory on his person I'm not |
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google THIS posted:I'm not well yeah we established that this is typical for an rpg so it could function Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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also try >pick up red thing Apparently I'm #1 Kotori fan |
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Chill la Chill posted:well yeah we established that this is typical for an rpg so it could function in this case we also have a built-in bag of holding |
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google THIS posted:in this case we also have a built-in bag of holding  That's a really op starting ability, perhaps with time we can learn that we all have this ability within
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its a VIP invitation to the new ice rink opening party! ANd here comes the drill to vindicate the fishes from their watery prison  yeah give me a few mins while i do up an animation for this. |
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You can barely hide your anticipation as you ready your drill Your letter is ruined! thankfully the invite was laminated. You stuff a catfish down your pants before fleeing the scene. E: Im gonna have some food so ill cath yous on the flippity flop A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 20:02 on May 11, 2015 |
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May 11, 2015 20:18
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use the water to clean yourself up
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May 11, 2015 20:25
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> head back to shop to take back your burger
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Lizard Wizard posted:why did we have an erection during that |
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Lizard Wizard posted:why did we have an erection during that he was so excited at the prospect of granting the fish their freedom.  You return to the shop to find it closed, there is a lil puddle of sick outside. Also the burger is sitting on the floor behind the glass. What an ingrate that hardware store man is! |
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May 11, 2015 21:15
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break into the hardware store, find out where the employee lives. justice must be served |
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May 11, 2015 21:23
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 You cant see anything of note, on the plus side you got your burger back also youve hurt your foot and lost your shoe getting through the glass. |
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>shave moustache |
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weird toppings guy posted:>shave moustache WHAT |
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weird toppings guy posted:>shave moustache how else are we gonna hold all that stuff??
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