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May 10, 2015 15:06
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Warren Zevon posted:>check inventory  Miss Psychosis posted:[Whispering to a friend] He's doing a quest about the motherfucking goat man. I couldnt think of anyone more deserving |
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May 10, 2015 16:48
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ham_sanitizer posted:>clip toenails  You have picked up toenail clippings |
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May 10, 2015 16:58
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May 10, 2015 17:28
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ham_sanitizer posted:>offer to clip employee's toenails you now have more toenails  You now also have a burger! |
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May 10, 2015 17:37
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CAT BRUSH posted:> put toenails on burger  Chill la Chill posted:oh dammit why are we outside I thought we were still in the house There isnt a patio, you enjoy the view of the alley beside your apartment  E: i am he posted:huge sigh 
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May 10, 2015 18:06
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ham_sanitizer posted:>pet cat  what a cutie, its even wagging its tail in anticip-  OH GOD Chill la Chill posted:Well ok. I was p sure there were tons of pics of goat man's patio but maybe he moved times have been tough for the goatman |
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May 10, 2015 18:33
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The cat finally ends its hellish assaultMiss Psychosis posted:Affirm your self worth.  I feel pretty |
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May 10, 2015 18:50
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:We need to go to the hardware store and get a drill  At the hardware store, no money for a drill 
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May 10, 2015 18:59
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Hide the drill in your anus the hardware man has a keen eye on you  and he seems oblivious to your works, maybe its the scratched up face throwing him off.. |
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May 10, 2015 19:15
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you patch yourself up using duct tape and a self adhesive coathook, the man is upset by this
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May 10, 2015 19:37
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Admiral_eX_laX posted:Show the hardware man your gaping anus in exchange for the drill  you show him what our lord and savour jesus chirst gave you and the man sheilds his eyes, you use this opportunity to take the drill. |
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May 10, 2015 19:45
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sudaphedrine posted:give him the burger for all his hard work  poor fella, I don't want any bad blood between us. Especially since this is the only hardware store and I go here to get lightbulbs |
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May 10, 2015 20:28
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Lizard Wizard posted:go home, get mail  The mail says: Dear Mr Sir/Madam, Prepare for eviction, your building is being demolished to make way for the towns 5th ice rink. Yours sincerely Tim Talty |
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May 10, 2015 21:43
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will the goatman find tim talty? will the aquarium be sullied by his buttonhole? will the hardware guy ever erase it from his mind? Find out tomorrow, same goat time, same goat channel! |
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May 10, 2015 22:21
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ulvir posted:>do a morning strech (no, not THAT kind of strech) GoodbyeTurtles posted:remove pants and burn them, you wont need them where you're going  you light the pants using the oven hob and stretch your arms above your head and yell. Its a bit like that bit in predator when hes all covered in mud n poo poo. If tim talty gets your building, it may as well be a bit smoke damaged. But where is Tim Talty? You have no idea who he is.. In the meantime you hit the aquarium. 
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May 11, 2015 18:28
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weird toppings guy posted:>check inventory Er Belt Letter from Tim Talty Door Key Nail Clippers Drill Self Adhesive Door hook Duct Tape |
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May 11, 2015 18:37
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CAT BRUSH posted:you fools, you gave away the burger |
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May 11, 2015 18:38
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its a VIP invitation to the new ice rink opening party! ANd here comes the drill to vindicate the fishes from their watery prison  yeah give me a few mins while i do up an animation for this. |
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May 11, 2015 19:26
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You can barely hide your anticipation as you ready your drill Your letter is ruined! thankfully the invite was laminated. You stuff a catfish down your pants before fleeing the scene. E: Im gonna have some food so ill cath yous on the flippity flop A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 20:02 on May 11, 2015 |
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May 11, 2015 19:59
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Lizard Wizard posted:why did we have an erection during that he was so excited at the prospect of granting the fish their freedom.  You return to the shop to find it closed, there is a lil puddle of sick outside. Also the burger is sitting on the floor behind the glass. What an ingrate that hardware store man is! |
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May 11, 2015 21:15
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 You cant see anything of note, on the plus side you got your burger back also youve hurt your foot and lost your shoe getting through the glass. |
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May 11, 2015 21:48
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weird toppings guy posted:>shave moustache WHAT |
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May 11, 2015 22:04
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It will have to wait till tomorrows episode! |
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May 11, 2015 22:28
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A lot of commands for our young hero! A bit late this time around got a busy day - pre warning im busy again tomorrow but ill at least get some mini episodes in. RIght so you bandage up your foot with more duct tape and steal the large novelty joint from the spanner. The hammer doesnt reveal a secret hideout - it would be a silly idea to have an item on a shelf lead to a secret hideout. You take the hammer anyways.   Your now at city hall. And they have free coffee! 
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May 12, 2015 20:07
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You ask the lady about Tim Talty and her eyes light up. "Hes an ex olympic class figure skater and hes building ice rinks around the city, inst it wonderful!? Word is he will be at the opening party tonight to say a speech!"  After some careful maneuvering, you show her your thoughts on Tim Talty. Best grab the rest of that coffee and leave! |
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May 13, 2015 18:36
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you decide to go out with a bit of bravado. Tim Talty may have the olympic medals but can he piss into a coffee pot like this? You make a slight trajectorial adjustment to the ole beef whistle.. pfthfpfhfpthf OH GOD EDIT: Im still busy as gently caress, will try do more tomo want to do alnilam's thing (along with stealing the coffee), sometimes I wish id saved more of my PSD's A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 22:10 on May 13, 2015 |
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May 13, 2015 22:04
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alnilam posted:>get up, give a dignified huff, straighten your collar, and walk out like a boss CAT BRUSH posted:> wave a hardy goodbye to the nice lady and make your way to the ice rink grand opening  You strut out of the store with your collar popped and give the lady a quick goodbye from the safety of outside. Whats up? 
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May 16, 2015 16:53
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circ dick soleil posted:>drink pee and cum the goatman is a saint and i wont have you ordering him in such ways >:|  You make your way to the ice rink party. There is an imposing figure in the doorway. |
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May 17, 2015 21:51
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google THIS posted:> show him your ID, by which I mean your wedding ring. he'll know what it means. Al Borland posted:Ask him to call an ambulance for your many wounds. You show the guard your invitation and claim you were kidnapped beaten and scratched and tied with duct tape, also you got pissed on but you managed to escape. While hes calling an ambulance you sneak in.  Inside you sneak past the adoring crowd and you are now beside who you presume to be Tim Talty who is getting ready to cut the ribbon. What a g-Dilf! But now is not the time for butt stuff - that is later. |
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May 24, 2015 14:20
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blinking beacon nose posted:yeah whatever it takes. use your teeth if you have to  You clip through the ribbon, I don't really know what its meant to achieve but Tim Talty's beutiful blue eyes are constricted with rage and you can see his teeth clenched in his chisseled Jaw. He grabs you and expertly hip tosses you into the ice rink, you are now engaged in a deadly and chilly scuffle! 
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May 25, 2015 21:18
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A lot off butt stuff gonna go on when i next get a chance to draw it. I think I'm gonna need to put some trigger warnings up |
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May 27, 2015 14:25
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blinking beacon nose posted:I done hosed us up, fellas CAT BRUSH posted:> reflect inwardly and realize your true potential you consult your spirit animal  USE YOUR ANUS you distend yourself disgustingly to push yourself off the ice. your pink sock gets stuck to the ice like jeff daniels tongue in dumb and dumber  OH WAIT I MEAN USE YOUR INVENTORY |
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Jun 2, 2015 18:35
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recap of the inventory: Burger w toenails comically oversized joint pot of coffee Belt Door Key Drill Self Adhesive Door hook Duct Tape |
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Jun 5, 2015 19:49
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your bladder is empty! |
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Jun 5, 2015 21:08
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ChrisHansen posted:Then use the giant blunt as a club to fight the evil ice skating Irishman. you use the warm coffee to release your bunghole from the ice and swing wildly at taslty with the comically oversided joint  Talty is no fool on the ice! He effortly dodges your swings |
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Jun 6, 2015 15:05
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CAT BRUSH posted:> give Mr Talty the burger you drift soem distance from talty and throw the burger at him to appease him, he blocks with his forearm, decimating the burger! 
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Jun 6, 2015 15:32
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but whats this? Tim starts spluttering and choking, his face swells up and turns red! He is allergic to sesame seeds! (or toenails maybe) M...Y EPPPPPIPEN - MY POKETTT! he gasps |
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Jun 6, 2015 15:49
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you scour through Tim Taltys pockets and find an invoice for millions and millions in cash obtained through trafficing puffins and other exotic birds illegally for consumption by the super rich! These are the funds hes using to build his ice rinks! He will go away for a long time for this atrocity! So that explains the sudden decrease in gannets! ya see what hes got is these eyelids..so ya gotta bring the needle down in a - a stabbing motion! one....two.... THREE! 
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Jun 7, 2015 21:57
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soory folks I was hoping to make a bigger finale but instead ill have to do a cop out ending like deus ex or fallout the police were already on their way due to the fighting as was an abulance since you called it tim talty was jailed and kirk got a pet osprey from the bird protection foundation. E: and his house didnt get demolished A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jun 8, 2015 |
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Jun 8, 2015 23:12
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