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jesus: this isnt a waste of time at all. its not like im going to be back in 3 days or anything
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May 15, 2015 02:04
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the more I learn of history, the more I learn nothing ever changes. jesus, play me out
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May 15, 2015 02:12
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fictional characters can adopt any types of character traits we say they do 
shut the gently caress up
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May 15, 2015 02:14
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jesus: hey lazarus you dead man?
lazarus: yeah man
jesus: cool
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May 15, 2015 02:14
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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jesus: nice...water. perfect thing to stock up on for a wedding reception.
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May 15, 2015 02:25
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KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN
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jesus: whoa man - you atheist? you must be hella cool and smart
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May 15, 2015 02:28
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- Qwerinty
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by zen death robot
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Peter: Hey, have you seen my keys, Jesus? I can't seem to find them.
Jesus: Whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven, duh
Peter: uh
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May 15, 2015 02:35
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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I'm a jew! - Jesus
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May 15, 2015 02:37
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Hey I'm jesus and your in rich guy, in hell.
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May 15, 2015 03:18
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- tao of lmao
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"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God." He said, sarcastically.
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May 15, 2015 03:45
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satan: hey man you should jump off this cliff the angels will just come down and save you anyway
jesus: sure let me just dig around in my pockets for the angels i keep in there in case someone tells me to jump off a cliff oh hey i found them oh wait false alarm its just a sheet of paper that says "satan is gay"
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May 15, 2015 03:49
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- social vegan
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who? me? no I'll be fine. I definitely won't weep.
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May 15, 2015 03:54
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Jesus on the dashboard oh yeah
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May 15, 2015 04:00
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professional swine bather
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jesus to peter, appearing after the resurrection:
remember how you denied me three times? totally did NOT call that lmao! that was extremely cool of you.
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May 15, 2015 04:10
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jesus: hey man baptize me
john: i cant im not worthy
jesus: yeah sure the guy named john the baptist isnt fit to baptize someone. i guess i'll have to ask jeff the not baptist to do it
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May 15, 2015 07:28
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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sure i'm the king of jews, why don't you go and nail me to a cross about it, huh?
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May 15, 2015 07:32
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John desperatly pushing Jesus' head against the water but the water just being like a wall. Voice from the heavens rings out "Jesus you pice of poo poo, quit messing with him! Let the poor fucker baptize you goddamn!"
lol
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May 15, 2015 07:41
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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pff yeah right, like my own father would have me killed
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May 15, 2015 16:50
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Baal might be asleep? Might be on the toilet? HA HA! I love it!!!
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May 15, 2015 17:52
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- Cyber Dog
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Jesus was the only one who could always use sarcasm without sinning.
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May 15, 2015 17:53
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- problematic hug
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mmhmm yeah. go ahead and keep changing money in the temple. just see what happens. no no no i insist just keep doing what you're doing
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May 15, 2015 22:11
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JESUS HGAD A BIG FDICK, it s WHWY ISs he was so CONFIEDENT!
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May 15, 2015 23:38
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- weird
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by zen death robot
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jesus: whoa man - you atheist? you must be hella cool and smart
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May 16, 2015 03:40
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- verily carefree
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Get the e behind me satan!
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May 17, 2015 06:50
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- verily carefree
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[while elbowing someone in the ribs] THe last will be first and the first, last
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May 17, 2015 06:53
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- circ dick soleil
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by zen death robot
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jesus: *sarcastically* yeah right im totally going to pay you to piss into my mouth... get real.
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