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any progress? |
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May 20, 2015 08:11
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its still downloading
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May 20, 2015 08:15
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after reading king_in_yellow.pdf what's the point? its al |
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May 20, 2015 08:15
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DeepQantas posted:after reading king_in_yellow.pdf what's the point? al borland is the yellow king? drat I knew I should have finished true detective... weird twist though... |
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May 20, 2015 08:26
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Oh be careful man, demons are pretty hardcore stuff. Maybe just start off slow and try summoning some imps or lesser creatures, to practice getting your bindings right |
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May 20, 2015 08:27
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in the past the step people always got stuck on was drawing the summoning circle because it wasnt a perfect circle. obviously this wont be a problem with modern technology
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May 20, 2015 08:30
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"It might not make any sense right now marty, but in about 20 years, there's gonna be a man named Al Borland." "Wait, like on Home Improvement? This is 1995, which is during the run of that show, Rust." "Sort of like that, but no. It's a reference. Anyway, he's our man." "That doesn't make any goddamn sense. It's impossible." "Yeah, well, Einstein said the same thing about the atomic bomb but tell that to Hiroshima." "Einstein didn't say that Rust. He actually warned the government to look into the possibility before Germany did, in a famous letter." |
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May 20, 2015 08:31
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when i was a kid my parents used to take us all to this presbyterian megachurch I was waiting around in the church library for them one day browsing around, and i found this really old crusty hardbound book in the back of one of the shelves. Iit was all about different proper-noun demons and their histories/personalities some serious buffy the vampire slayer poo poo so what i'm saying here is go for it and post trip report pls
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May 20, 2015 08:31
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Poopernickel posted:when i was a kid my parents used to take us all to this presbyterian megachurch Oh man I would kill to have that in my library |
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May 20, 2015 08:58
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keep at least a 5 gallon bucket of holy water on standby, just in case he gets uppity. there's nothing worse than summoning something that starts trying to push you around. |
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May 20, 2015 09:06
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the necronomicon takes up too much space on my phone im going to download the ars goetia instead
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May 20, 2015 09:58
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quote:This being true for the ordinary Universe, that all sense-impressions are kind of makes it sound like summoning demons is just going and getting high
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May 20, 2015 10:09
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tfw when no demon bae
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May 20, 2015 10:12
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Succubus: Am I here to grant your every desire, master. Me: (looking at the ground) not much...*kicks some dirt* whats up with you ---------------- |
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May 20, 2015 10:13
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me: o mighty demon i have summoned you to ask you a question demon: i will answer one question. now ask me: is the s or the c silent in scent?
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May 20, 2015 10:16
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DeepQantas posted:after reading king_in_yellow.pdf what's the point? I often leave a sulfurous smell in my presence. Especially after burritos. ---------------- |
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May 20, 2015 10:24
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Have you seen the king?
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May 20, 2015 10:32
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Tebulot posted:Have you seen the king? Which King? Elvis I'm pretty sure is dead. He died on a toilet. ---------------- |
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May 20, 2015 10:33
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TWIST FIST posted:me: o mighty demon i have summoned you to ask you a question |
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May 20, 2015 10:35
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meteloides posted:keep at least a 5 gallon bucket of holy water on standby, just in case he gets uppity. there's nothing worse than summoning something that starts trying to push you around. |
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May 20, 2015 10:36
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Why was I summoned to this thread? I was trying to sleep.
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May 20, 2015 10:36
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demons are honest about their purpose meanwhile humans just lie and pretend they're good people
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May 20, 2015 10:43
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bacalou posted:demons are honest about their purpose meanwhile humans just lie and pretend they're good people demons are super deceitful ya tard ---------------- |
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May 20, 2015 10:44
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suicide bi cop posted:demons are super deceitful ya tard depends on the demon you jerk ---------------- |
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May 20, 2015 10:45
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suicide bi cop posted:demons are super deceitful ya tard you know what you're getting with demons but with people its like 'oh i better help that person wait im sdtabbed'
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May 20, 2015 10:47
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Literally anything a demon says or does is furthering it's own goals. Unless you have an incredibly in depth, written contract to bind it you'll get hosed basically
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May 20, 2015 10:48
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"Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like." - anton lavey, the devil's notebook
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May 20, 2015 10:51
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the government is a horde of demons and we are all damned souls complaining ironically about things while trudging to our tortures
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May 20, 2015 10:53
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You know whats nice? Not being summoned at 3:30 in the morning to a thread when you have everything shut down and are trying to sleep.
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May 20, 2015 10:57
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No wonder demons are cranky |
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May 20, 2015 10:59
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DeepQantas posted:No wonder demons are cranky I got like 3 hours of sleep. I put on my sleeping mask and I went to bed at 12:00 like a responsible person. ANd look what happens I'm wide awake at 4:50 sitting here farting out sulfur and feeling cranky. Cause I know this is gonna mess with my schedule ---------------- |
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May 20, 2015 11:00
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 this guy is a president
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May 20, 2015 11:32
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interviewer: if you were to be elected as president what would your plan for the nation be? me: well the first part of the plan would be to draw a summoning circle with the seal of my master. then on a night of a full moon i would strip naked and stand in a bucket of eel guts and chant his name 6 times and then, well its all in the book as you can see here
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May 20, 2015 11:35
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When do you give birth to your lord as a squid baby?
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May 20, 2015 11:49
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obama: well, ah, as you can see here, ah, we have all the necessary components for a cohesive, and... i think fair demon summoning system that can be, uh, made available to, ah, the average american, should this bill go through times magazine: are you expecting any resistance from the republican controlled senate? obama: their god cannot protect them now [smiles charmingly]
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May 20, 2015 11:53
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Tip for young players: Don't summon Ouhim, of the first choir. It will literally tear holes in reality and leave nothing in it's place
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May 20, 2015 12:07
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Pro tip: If your computer reads the data for the necronomicon pdf old machinery near by will start working again. Don't run anti virus software however as that will make your computer bleed.
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May 20, 2015 12:19
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i inherited a copy of the Sixth and Seventh Books of Moses - should i read books 1-5 first or is it ok to just jump in?
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May 20, 2015 13:11
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The Necronomicon on pdf has all sorts of online exclusive spells, such as making it impossible for your enemy to log out of a chat, or deleting your teacher's email without a trace
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