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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Here we go with the one thing that reminds me why I watch wrestling! Note I don't watch NXT normally because I'm a jerk, so the following may or may not be accurate.

Early update: Hideo Itami is hurt from parking lot attack by Owens, out of match


NXT Takeover 5/20


Bayley/Charlotte vs. Emma/Dana Brooke

Team HugWoo has been going through some difficulty—specifically, Bailey. Emma has been trying to prove she's secretly an rear end in a top hat (like Emma). Will Bayley hug Emma? TO DEATH?!


Baron Corbin vs. Rhyno

Two big hosses meet in a hoss-off under "What the gently caress, when did Rhyno get hired?!" rules. (Yes I know it was a few months ago leave me alone) If you are a fan of men punching each other and possibly doing it for real, here's your match.


Finn Balor vs. Tyler Breeze

You don't talk poo poo about Kevin Owens. Itami seems to forgotten that, and, welp, this is a one on one match. If you've ever wanted to see Ben Stiller and a man whiter than Sheamus wrestle to a 3.5+ star match, here you go.


Blake/Murphy vs. Enzo/Big Cass (title)

Who the gently caress is Blake and Murphy? Seriously I have no idea. Oh well, apparently this match is a big deal!


Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch (title)

Becky Lynch is a flight attendant by day and Irish murderess by night. Will she be able to beat her mentor and become the New Boss? Will anyone notice that Becky Lynch is actually Paige in a wig?


Kevin Owens vs. Sami Zayn (title)

Vader 2.0 versus The World's Greatest Babyface. If you need any more reasons to watch this, well... quite frankly, you're not worth my time




This is going to be good. I know this because it's always good. Let's go!!

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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fine you fucks don't post in my thread t

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