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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
The news is obsessed with the fact that he possessed a bunch of english language books about American military history in the 20th century, but they are missing the real juicy stuff; his Software & Technical Manuals.

Adobe Acrobat Manual
Adobe Encore Manual
Adobe Media Recorder Manual
Adobe Photoshop Manual
Adobe Photoshop Print Matching Instructions
Adobe Premiere Pro Manual
Adobe Premiere Pro ReadMe File
Adobe ReadMe File
Andromeda Demo File
Art of Digital Video
Astarte DVD Export Manual
“Create Dither Pattern” (software manual, origin unclear)
Dreamweaver Manual
Dreamweaver Quick Reference Guide
HP Printer Owner’s Manual
Intel Desktop Board Manual
Intel Desktop Circuit Boards
Intel ProSet Manual
Intel Software Release Form
Knoll Light Factory Manual (1999)
Knoll Light Manual
MacIntosh Printer Quick Help Manual
McAfee Virus Scan 6.0 Manual
Nik Color Effects Pro Manual
ON2 Technologies Manual
Shockwave Multiuser Server Manual
SurCode for Dolby Digital Manual
Tinderbox 2 User’s Guide
Trend Micro Manual
Ultimatte Manual

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black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
If you didn't hate this guy already, then you will after discovering that he actual liked adobe software! Epic fail.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
i heard he read the mythical man month and used it as a basis for his attacks, sending thousands of talibans at once

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

fake, anyone who ever had to use Adobe software for any length of time would never say God is great!

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

fake, anyone who ever had to use Adobe software for any length of time would never say God is great!

:cripes:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
allah's snack bar

a cool name for a middle eastern fast food joint

Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug
no copies of programming perl?!?

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
nothing on javascript
maybe this guy wasn't so bad after all

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
bin laden taught me how to code

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
helloworld مواطنه ( ) {
طباعة " YOSPOS الكلبة "
}

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Valeyard posted:

helloworld مواطنه ( ) {
طباعة " YOSPOS الكلبة "
}

swift is such a weird language

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

NoneMoreNegative posted:

fake, anyone who ever had to use Adobe software for any length of time would never say God is great!

:holymoley:

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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Was he using Windows home edition and thus no BitLocker? Is it some hilarious government ploy to force Microsoft to keep it out of the edition bundled with craptops so they can always pull data from noddy users.

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