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Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007


Nick "Rock" Johannsen, aka Big Dick Nick, is richer and better than all of us. I think it's time we talk about him and his opinions on women, race, and success.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTihyC2_0eI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGN0R0BhKR8

Nick regularly posts on Facebook and never gets more than a single like, because people are such haters


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoU2QJAAfW8

Donovan Trip fucked around with this message at 20:14 on May 21, 2015

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
:yikes:

fiesta kanpai
Aug 2, 2005

So... does anybody want a chocolate covered pretzel?
Coming out as a (gay) long-time lurker to say :allears:

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

lol i liike when this is used appropriately

FunkyFjord
Jul 18, 2004



Look at those drat eyebrows, those lashes that don't quit, that trash pencil goat, that respect for women.

2pretty4heteronormativityorwomeningeneral

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the only time that dude fucks is with a hooker

FunkyFjord
Jul 18, 2004



I can't scroll to the top of this thread, that face is too unnerving.

AMINAL
Dec 6, 2014
His beard makes his mouth look like a bullseye for dicks

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

When his face gets closer to the camera, I pull away

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

AMINAL posted:

His beard makes his mouth look like a bullseye for dicks

lmao

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

AMINAL posted:

His beard makes his mouth look like a bullseye for dicks

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
dudes eyebrows on fleek

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Whoa, I thought for a moment that was the dude from Bare Naked Ladies.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
seriously what is the deal with this guy

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

his lashes aare veriy pretty

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

ROFLburger posted:

seriously what is the deal with this guy

Yeah, I don't know man.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

he looks like the kind of genie that would come out if you rubbed a gay lamp.

fiesta kanpai
Aug 2, 2005

So... does anybody want a chocolate covered pretzel?
I too identify myself with black people than tattooed white losers.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

congrats on big dick nick, mom

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I mean how rich is this guy? Is he "eat the rich" rich? Because I'm not sure I'd want to eat him.

fiesta kanpai
Aug 2, 2005

So... does anybody want a chocolate covered pretzel?
Whole Foods sushi on fleek too.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Hahaha Christ

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

InterFaced posted:

I mean how rich is this guy? Is he "eat the rich" rich? Because I'm not sure I'd want to eat him.

Yeah you'd get dude poisoning

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Sweet Tea posted:

he looks like the kind of genie that would come out if you rubbed a gay lamp.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKfupO4ZzPs
pinhead is big dick nick, kirsty is me

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Who's taking bets on how many people he kills when he goes on a murder spree-suicide

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007


Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

His feminine eyebrows make him approachable.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

brb gonna selfie in this gas station bathroom.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005

Any chance to use my OC



Somebody should secretly put one on his truck

Professor Cthulhu
Jul 14, 2007

I got my Associate degree at Miskatonic Community College.


Why is this guy single?

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

im having a hard time trying to figure out if this is a sincere human being or some kind of ironic character

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

InterFaced posted:

brb gonna selfie in this gas station bathroom.

:lol:

lordoftheT
Feb 2, 2015

Check out this cool dog!

Guy's got some serious dick sucking lips.

Turtle Sandbox
Dec 31, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
I can't stop staring at the facial hair, it's majestic.

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007

Turtle Sandbox posted:

I can't stop staring at the facial hair

neither can he

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

do you think h ewould let me put my erect penish inhis armpit?

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOXMX1mRABU

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ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

this can not be a serious human being there is just no way

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