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Captain von Trapp
Jan 22, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

LadyPictureShow posted:

The youngest girl looks kinda... I dunno, and I think gossip rags have mentioned she has seizures or something?

It's not a secret or anything. She was extremely premature - about 25 weeks gestation - and at least some level of chronic heath and developmental problems are typical of severe prematurity.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Remember when Jim bob caught one of his kids masturbating and tied their arms together

#JimBobLife

Wait, what the gently caress?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

Whatever poison's in this bottle
Will leave me broken sore and stiff
But it's the genie at the bottom who I'm sucking at
He owes me one last wish


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wait, what the gently caress?

Uh, anti-masturbation is a big thing in certain Christian communities as a holdover from the general anti-masturbation craze that swept America. Sex outside of marriage is a sin. When you masturbate, you usually think of sexual things. Jesus said, essentially, that if you've thought about doing something bad, you're just as guilty of sin as if you had done it.

Also, something, something, Onan.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005

[A]sk me about OS/2 WARP


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Remember when Jim bob caught one of his kids masturbating and tied their arms together

#JimBobLife

"poo poo, now i've got two problems" --Jim Bob

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