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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

BrigadierSensible posted:

Whilst Josh is a convicted kiddie-fiddler, let's not judge the hypocritical fundie child-rapist too harshly.

I don't think he is an actual paedophile, or child predator. He fingered/groped his underage sisters because they were victims of opportunity, not because he found young girls attractive.

So as long as his poor dead-eyed wife, (and the strippers he picks up at the club), keep putting out, (as God tells them to), then his kids are safe. Or as safe as one can be in a house that practices "blanket training".

I dunno man. Four. One of them was four. He's at the very least extremely ambivalent about what he's loving.

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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I don't think he was convicted either :confused:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Casimir Radon posted:

If one of Josh Bob's kids handed me a Chick Tract I'd totally tell them what their dad did.

There's a Chick Tract where a dude fucks his young daughter, whores her out to a neighbor, the kid catches gonorrhea that a doctor recognizes and tells him as long as he accepts Jesus into his heart he's all good. :downs: No slutshaming the daughter though.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Krispy Kareem posted:

"Oh, but they'll hear about it at school!" except school is Anna Duggar in a housecoat and curlers trying to teach the state's minimum requirements for math.

Arkansas has pretty drat low state requirements anyway since even from real schools something like 30% of kids actually test out as being remotely ready for college math.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The Duggar story ends with Josh blowing up the house with him and the kids inside, followed by Jim Bob shooting himself when he hears the news.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Lord of Pie posted:

Arkansas has pretty drat low state requirements anyway since even from real schools something like 30% of kids actually test out as being remotely ready for college math.

Just gotta be able to count your siblings, which can be challenging in Arkansas.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Dr. Killjoy posted:

There's a Chick Tract where a dude fucks his young daughter, whores her out to a neighbor, the kid catches gonorrhea that a doctor recognizes and tells him as long as he accepts Jesus into his heart he's all good. :downs: No slutshaming the daughter though.

Poor Lisa.

While it doesn't slutshame Lisa, it does blame the mom for not putting out. So there is definitely a theme with fundies when husbands misbehave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=092DUlx2hX0

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Whilst Josh is a convicted kiddie-fiddler, let's not judge the hypocritical fundie child-rapist too harshly.

I don't think he is an actual paedophile, or child predator. He fingered/groped his underage sisters because they were victims of opportunity, not because he found young girls attractive.

So as long as his poor dead-eyed wife, (and the strippers he picks up at the club), keep putting out, (as God tells them to), then his kids are safe. Or as safe as one can be in a house that practices "blanket training".

I can see that. but the one kid was like 4. so he must be really hosed up.


Jack Gladney posted:

The Duggar story ends with Josh blowing up the house with him and the kids inside, followed by Jim Bob shooting himself when he hears the news.

I kinda want this to happen.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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mdm posted:

I don't think he was convicted either :confused:
No, Jim Bob's cop friend didn't do a thing and they sent him to some farm or whatever to do.....something...

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I saw some rag in the check out Lane about some Dugger girl escaped or was that someone else?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Well, then. I guess...

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Forgive me Jim, for I have Bobbed
I need a drink.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


gently caress Jack Chick. gently caress him right in the Jim Bob hole.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

phasmid posted:

Well, then. I guess...

I need a drink.

I'm gonna Jim you right in your Bob.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

LethalGeek posted:

I saw some rag in the check out Lane about some Dugger girl escaped or was that someone else?

Maybe it was talking about Jaycee Dugard?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidnapping_of_Jaycee_Dugard

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


Ah yeah that was it. That's still some crazy stuff

redbackground
Sep 24, 2007

BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!
Grimey Drawer

FlamingLiberal posted:

No, Jim Bob's cop friend didn't do a thing and they sent him to some farm or whatever to do.....something...

Jim Bob's cop friend posted:

“If I had to do it over again, I would have told him immediately I am going to call the hotline and contacted the trooper that worked those cases and have a full report made. I thought I could handle it myself. I have lost a lot of sleep over it. I am a Christian myself and I worry that something else may have happened. I would be responsible for it, in my opinion, by not reporting it. The young girl should have been my first priority.”

He is serving 56 years in prison for child pornography.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

LethalGeek posted:

Ah yeah that was it. That's still some crazy stuff

Check out the movie "Room" (not 'The Room', good god... not that one). It's about a woman and her five-year-old, being kept in a shed like Dugard. Pretty tough to watch, especially if you have a child.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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And you wonder why he didn't report it

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
What are the chances that Josh Bob confessed to that cop/child pornographer and they had a good Christian no-homo J/O session thinking about it afterward?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

FlamingLiberal posted:

And you wonder why he didn't report it

Not all pedophiles are happy about their sexual urges and it is quite possible that this cop genuinely regrets not doing his job when he should have. I just think it's funny that Josh's parents got pointed in the direction of (or personally knew about) the local cop that had "struggled with Josh's issues" because they figured that would be helpful. Or that he would keep it on the DL. Maybe both. At least Josh got some valuable house construction experience as punishment.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Not all pedophiles are happy about their sexual urges and it is quite possible that this cop genuinely regrets not doing his job when he should have. I just think it's funny that Josh's parents got pointed in the direction of (or personally knew about) the local cop that had "struggled with Josh's issues" because they figured that would be helpful. Or that he would keep it on the DL. Maybe both. At least Josh got some valuable house construction experience as punishment.

I think its more they wanted to keep in the good graces of the fundies so they sent their kid off to some evanglical cop who looked the other way because 1. he was big evanglical and didnt want to bring heat down and 2. he was a pedo.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
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uli2000
Feb 23, 2015

Jonny 290 posted:

his life is lived in spite of evolution, not for it

his entire life is built around the notion that swarthy browns will take over the world even though whites are better? so that is why whites should have tooons of kids for the holy war

His life is built around the notion that White Jesus will come and save us all from the unwashed colored heathens of the earth and install them as the masters over the lesser castes of the earth.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
imo eugenics should be a thing but against inbred yahoos

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Eugenics in the sense of eliminating genetic disorders and making the human race all-round smarter, stronger, tougher, faster and hardier is cool. Eugenics in the breed out poor morals and poverty sense is very uncool.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Eugenics in the sense of eliminating genetic disorders and making the human race all-round smarter, stronger, tougher, faster and hardier is cool. Eugenics in the breed out poor morals and poverty sense is very uncool.

Yeah, but one bleeds very easily into the other. And it is just as easy to defend the bad one by saying that it will be a consequence of the good one. "But if the human race get better, and healthier, and smarter, then there will be no poors or degenerates or undesirables." kind of thing.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

mdm posted:

I don't think he was convicted either :confused:

he was convicted by jim bob for the sin of stopping the money flow, at least temporarily.

but since tlc loves lovely people nothing will change.

Athropos
May 4, 2004

"Skeletons are Number One! Flesh just slows you down."
Jim
Bob

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

BrigadierSensible posted:

Yeah, but one bleeds very easily into the other. And it is just as easy to defend the bad one by saying that it will be a consequence of the good one. "But if the human race get better, and healthier, and smarter, then there will be no poors or degenerates or undesirables." kind of thing.

Yeah, it's a big clusterfuck. There's always going to be poors, degenerates and undesirables, but a metric for the advancement of the human race should be based on how well we treat them, not how hard we try to eliminate them. Wish in one hand, poo poo in the other, though...

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
you can eliminate the poor by giving them an education and money and the homeless by giving them homes

how do you eliminate fundamentalist child fuckers?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
how does one unjim a bob?

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
You cannot. Jim and therefore Bob. Jim begets Bob.

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

SPEL MOR BETER

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
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Non
Stop
My s/o and I have already planned our matching graves. They will set beside each other and proudly proclaim a truth to the universe

"JIM" mine will say!

And hers will read "BOB"

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Network Pesci posted:

SPEL MOR BETER

Not sticking up for them, but that's been the Chick-Fil-A slogan for twenty years. Just a cow walking around with a sign that says "EAT MOR CHIKIN"

I think I found the perfect career path for young Joshua.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Not sticking up for them, but that's been the Chick-Fil-A slogan for twenty years. Just a cow walking around with a sign that says "EAT MOR CHIKIN"

I think I found the perfect career path for young Joshua.

Wear a giant cow costume and take pictures with kids???

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Just a reminder that the family who owns Chick-Fil-A has worse political opinions than the Duggars

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Unlike the Duggars they altered their behavior under the threat of economic catastrophe for their brand.

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WescottF1
Oct 21, 2000
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mdm posted:

I don't think he was convicted either :confused:

The statute of limitations had run out by the time anyone who could have done something caught wind of the situation.

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