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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Say Nothing posted:

Dang it, Jim Bobby!



NIKE NIKE

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
She's playing softball but not like lesbian softball or anything

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-_dp231iQ0

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

turns out its a fake/"satire"

i hate this mew trend of satire being "lies made up just to further polarizing political groups" rather then being funny and/or make an actual point

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Broenheim posted:

turns out its a fake/"satire"

i hate this mew trend of satire being "lies made up just to further polarizing political groups" rather then being funny and/or make an actual point

still he probably said it at some point

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Broenheim posted:

turns out its a fake/"satire"

i hate this mew trend of satire being "lies made up just to further polarizing political groups" rather then being funny and/or make an actual point

I'm not sure I'd even call that satire, but like 'black propaganda' or something. Awful material with someone else's name on it designed to just piss people off.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
So, anything new on the chomo's?

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

spacemang_spliff posted:

Jimbob Diddlepants

Whoooooooooo lives in a compound ruled by the "D",

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Apparently a portion of the interview is airing on Wednesday night. Then the entire 1-hr...1-hr...special airs Friday night.

What the gently caress are they gonna talk about for 1-hr?!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
ted cruz face pisses me off

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

thrawn527 posted:

Apparently a portion of the interview is airing on Wednesday night. Then the entire 1-hr...1-hr...special airs Friday night.

What the gently caress are they gonna talk about for 1-hr?!

Well, it'll probably cut to old footage at a few points, and there'll be at least 18 minutes of commercials. Don't forget the numerous times BEFORE the commercials where Fox with give you an enticing but ultimately misleading preview of what's to come. Whatever they do preview will be taken somewhat out of context and will come out about 2 minutes before the end.

No one will learn anything from this interview. The Duggars need to go on the Stern show.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
I wonder how pissed off the Honey Boo Boo woman is about this right now. I mean, she hangs out with a child molester and her show gets pulled and she becomes a social pariah. The Duggers have a child molester in the family and they get interviews and people defending them for doing morally reprehensible poo poo like covering it up and making the sisters live with their abuser.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ted cruz face pisses me off

He looks like The Penguin on a particularly smug day

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Monkey Fracas posted:

you can shoot an unarmed black man and hordes of racist morons will donate like 500 k bucks to you

these weirdos are going to be fine for the rest of their lives I think

i mean, yeah

but they're also gonna get mad molested

molested and fine: the duggar story

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Jinger's story of life in the Digger household:

Rum, Duggery and the Lash

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Ripoff posted:

I wonder how pissed off the Honey Boo Boo woman is about this right now. I mean, she hangs out with a child molester and her show gets pulled and she becomes a social pariah. The Duggers have a child molester in the family and they get interviews and people defending them for doing morally reprehensible poo poo like covering it up and making the sisters live with their abuser.

She's commented, and she's right pissed. drat pissed.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Wulfolme posted:

She's commented, and she's right pissed. drat pissed.

The difference here is literally 'religion'.

And grammar, I suppose.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
hail jim bob he is risen

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
jim bob will smite the wicked beast mama june as is foretold in prophecy

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The difference here is literally 'religion'.

And grammar, I suppose.

Her family is also one of the few families that's actually uglier than the Duggars

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Hollis Brownsound posted:

What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

Usually you can find them on the day of. However a quick scan of porntube, webjacker, skinfap, and bing.com show no new gonzo videos pertaining to this scandal have yet to surface.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hollis Brownsound posted:

What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

I give it a month, and most of that is just logistics.

Source: Pornhub employee.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Hollis Brownsound posted:

What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

The Jim Bob story: How to Duggar.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

The difference here is literally 'religion'.

And grammar, I suppose.

The difference is a lot more than that. She rekindled a relationship with the man who spent 8 years in jail for forcing her ten year old daughter to give oral sex. And she did all this despite objections by the now-grown daughter he raped.

Josh Duggar did some terrible poo poo, but the fact he was 14 in a loving terrible home environment for a 14 year old boy does come into play here. I think we can say he did some horrible stuff while at the same time saying, "Those people over there? They were worse."

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
they are both straining my attempts to not say "loving backwards hicks" or "retard bumpkin rednecks" all the time

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ted cruz face pisses me off

Never noticed how lopsided and misshapen that greasy fucker's dome is until now. :eyepop:

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

jim bob

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Top City Homo posted:

still he probably said it at some point

Santorum almost said it out loud:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgrhJSAaYIc

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
jess duggar is hot youd all gently caress her

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
gently caress her right in the clown car

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Do it ironically posted:

gently caress her right in the clown car

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
wait i just realized that none of the girls are really overweight and i just remembered about michelle's eating disorder history and i just realized that a bunch of these girls probably have eating disorders too because it is EXTREMELY STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY that all of those girls have a bmi as low as they do

look at the guys. soon as they hit 18 they blow up into a weird pillsbury doughboy and all their hair falls out

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Probably not that weird with the level of food competition in that house

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010
They eat such garbage loving food, too. The earlier episodes/specials showed a lot of what they ate and it was allllll cheap pasta, frozen tater tots and Midwestern-style funeral casseroles. All empty, cheap carbs and cheap processed fats.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Those kids would probably shank each other over some nasty school lunch food such as these "nachos"

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
Duggar Howser, M.D.

Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax

Lazy_Liberal posted:

Duggar Howser, M.D.

practicing OBGYN

Enderzero
Jun 19, 2001

The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
hold hold hold
One of the more obvious aspects of their selective bible choosin' is the fact that they are so obsessed with modesty in clothing but take the extreme opposite position on hair - allowing, and even recommending, if I recall some of their weird tracts on belief correctly, that it be stylized with lots of time spent on it. I would say I'm surprised that they don't think well-coiffed hairstyles lead to temptation of men, but it seems like their collected religious teachings consist of choosing whatever writings fit with their weird predefined biases inculcated by their parents.

I feel like a lot of religious people tend towards very straight, long, unstyled hair for women - is this just another example of that weird Southern prosperity gospel type shenanigans where the teachings just happen to support things they already were into?

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Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
I thought it was because perms got Gothard hard.

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