Duggars: "Incest is Best"

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basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

holy lol he must have been busting a lot of tough and brooding crimes to be 35 lookin like a year ole cop lookin like he hitler who woke up w/ male pattern baldness

# ? May 22, 2015 14:21

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# ? Jul 12, 2025 20:45

Phoon: Apr 23, 2010

Reverse Centaur posted:

Jessa is smokin hot c'mon. With that many kids you have to have one good one.

But she's basically off the show now so they can go ahead and cancel. They have to cancel now after the Mama June precedent right? (she dumped the dad for the pedophile who raped her own daughter)

My wife and I liked to play "which Duggars are gay" and think John David is a good bet. He's an overcompensating wannabe cop who never "courts" anyone and is the oldest non-married one.

this guy looks more serial killer than repressed gay dude imo

# ? May 22, 2015 14:22

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

after the heat was off a bit from internal, i duggar up and moved the body to a safer place -- jim bob's collards and peppas garden

# ? May 22, 2015 14:23

Shasta Orange Soda: Apr 25, 2007

Phoon posted:

this guy looks more serial killer than repressed gay dude imo

why can't he be both, like dahmer?

# ? May 22, 2015 14:38

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

There is always more and it is always worse

quote:

Honey Boo Boo matriarch Mama June Shannon is so angry about TLC�s handling of the revelation that 19 Kids and Counting�s Josh Duggar molested girls (including his sisters) as a teenager, that she�s threatening to sue the network, TMZ reports.

TLC quickly cancelled Here Comes Honey Boo Boo last year with a whole season of the show taped and in the tank after it was alleged that Shannon had entered in a relationship with Mark McDaniel, a convicted sex offender who allegedly molested Shannon�s own daughter, Anna Cardwell. She tells TMZ she�s out �hundreds of thousands of dollars� now that the show is over.

So far, the network has stayed quiet in regards to 19 Kids and Counting, documenting the lives of Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar and their children. Their oldest, Josh Duggar, was revealed in a story by inTouch Weekly yesterday to have been accused as a teenager of molesting multiple underage girls�including his own sisters. As US Weekly noticed, TLC actually aired a 19 Kids and Counting marathon last night.

"I read that the Duggar family said, this happening with their son brought them closer to God and each other. So they�re saying it�s ok to have family touch time? Hell no,� Mama June told TMZ.

Here�s an idea: How about no one on any TLC show ever has any family touch time?

From gawker

# ? May 22, 2015 14:38

Reince Penis: Nov 15, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Wanamingo posted:

I went and checked if I could find any more details on this story, and

what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

lol at Jim Bob grabbing his nuts in this picture.

HERE IS MY SEED AND HERE ARE ITS FRUITS

# ? May 22, 2015 14:40

Abisteen: Sep 30, 2005; Oh my God what the fuck am I?

Say Nothing posted:

lmao

# ? May 22, 2015 14:50

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

There is always more and it is always worse

From gawker

You know its a hosed up situation when mama June is the voice of reason

# ? May 22, 2015 14:56

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Jumpingmanjim posted:

There is always more and it is always worse

From gawker

I guess the reality finally caught up with TLC, again.

# ? May 22, 2015 14:56

USA RIP LMAO: Jun 26, 2009

Wanamingo posted:

I went and checked if I could find any more details on this story, and

what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

bill clinton rapes people and ~~has sex wit~~ rapes human trafficking victims lmao

# ? May 22, 2015 14:59

Jigglesby: Jan 16, 2015

My girlfriend is going to be upset about this. I can't wait to tell her.

# ? May 22, 2015 15:05

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

RanchoRube posted:

My girlfriend is going to be upset about this. I can't wait to tell her.

When are people going to learn that the people you see acting the most righteous are just deflecting?

Wash away sin

Take off your skin

The righteous father wears the yellowest grin

# ? May 22, 2015 15:10

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

keep the family strong

# ? May 22, 2015 15:11

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

There is always more and it is always worse

From gawker

One wonders if she is upset because she wants their show to be cancelled too, or if she didn't think she should have been cancelled.

# ? May 22, 2015 15:12

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

One wonders if she is upset because she wants their show to be cancelled too, or if she didn't think she should have been cancelled.

The latter.

# ? May 22, 2015 15:14

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Wanamingo posted:

what the heck is ol' slick willy doing with these creeps

Arkansas

# ? May 22, 2015 15:15

Otto Von Jizzmark: Dec 27, 2004

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

# ? May 22, 2015 15:29

KiteAuraan: Aug 5, 2014; JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

Because shorts on anyone older than 3 years old makes them look like an idiot.

# ? May 22, 2015 15:31

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

errant ballsack visible upshorts

# ? May 22, 2015 15:37

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

now a pair of jorts I can see... those are for men

# ? May 22, 2015 15:37

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

Josh whispers into his sister's ear. "My dad totally owns a dealership"

# ? May 22, 2015 15:41

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

they push the protestant work ethic hard and in certain socioeconomic circles in the south, wearing shorts is a sign that you are probably some gently caress-around kid washing another dude's boat or if you're older, you're going out to the golf course. Real Men Do Work And Wear Dockers.

# ? May 22, 2015 15:42

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

What was the reason why the dugger men aren't allowed to wear shorts?

Because no parent is all bad

# ? May 22, 2015 15:47

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

how is this family NOT mormon jesus loving wept

# ? May 22, 2015 15:53

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Have these quiverfull fucks barricaded themselves into their compound and set it on fire yet

# ? May 22, 2015 15:53

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

^--Waco 2: electric boogaloo

# ? May 22, 2015 16:00

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

Phoon posted:

this guy looks more serial killer than repressed gay dude imo

he looks like the dog torturing ~~romney~~huckabee imo

XMNN fucked around with this message at 16:18 on May 22, 2015

# ? May 22, 2015 16:01

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

they marry members of their brood off to children from other large broods of weirdos that think the same way

# ? May 22, 2015 16:05

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

afeelgoodpoop posted:

hurr psychologist say you have to be careful with brothers and sisters of same ages when theyre toddlers cause they have no real filiter and will try anything with one another including sex.

goons "OMG THE RAPIST FUCKS PUT THEM IN JAIL"

Kids can't consent to sex or want sex or think about sex you pervert. They are innocent and this deviant propaganda you are spouting is GEttig me TRiGGErEd

# ? May 22, 2015 16:06

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

I bet they were relieved he was straight.

# ? May 22, 2015 16:08

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

# ? May 22, 2015 16:09

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; (Thinking about them
fish delites...)

WOMEN
FOR
TRUMP

Kilmers Elbow posted:

I can't decide which face is more punchable.

# ? May 22, 2015 16:10

Commie NedFlanders: Mar 8, 2014

The innocence about sexuality is p much the definition of childhood and claiming that kids are actively sexual is nothing but molester propaganda.

And don't start talking about "psychology", Sigman Freud believed everyone wants to fck their mom and dream about penises WHAT A PERVeRT

# ? May 22, 2015 16:11

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

haljordan posted:

I can't decide which face is more punchable.

god gave you two fists for a reason

# ? May 22, 2015 16:12

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Kilmers Elbow posted:

of course

of loving course

Honestly I would have thought this was more of a "Rick Santorum" family, though

# ? May 22, 2015 16:15

Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

It's nice that his current wife didn't mind that he's an incestuous rapist.

# ? May 22, 2015 16:18

Corn Glizzy: Jun 28, 2007

dog buttz posted:

god gave you two fists for a reason

Insha'Allah

# ? May 22, 2015 16:18

Phobic Nest: Oct 2, 2013; You Are My Sunshine

Mama June posted:

family touch time

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# ? May 22, 2015 16:19

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Jonny 290 posted:

they're starting to grow up and marry off

if we get 15 of them having 15 kids each of whom have 15 kids we could have 3600 Duggars on the planet within 40 years

the McPoyle's irl

# ? May 22, 2015 16:22

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Moridin920 posted:

the McPoyle's irl

# ? May 22, 2015 16:24

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