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Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

cumshitter posted:

im confused by the quiverfull endgame.

ok now youve outbred all the worldly jew liberals and control the government. but now youhave a buncha inbred uneducated poor morons with no real skills and also you think government aid is bad so you cant uplift your white trash kingdomo f christ. you have a third world situation but with white christians sonow what? is the guy who hosed the most babies into existence king or somethign? what does he do now?

You pay a rancher in Montana to breed a Red Calf, and then you allow the State of Israel to demolish the Dome of the Rock and rebuild the temple. Then you sacrifice the cow and somehow trick Jesus into returning because you technically met the conditions for his return.

Their whole belief system is based on tricking God, as far as I understand it.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Teach me how to Duggar
T-teach me how to Duggar
Teach me how to Duggar
T-teach me how to Duggar
All my sisters love me
All my, all my sisters love me
All my sisters love me
You aint fuckin wit my Duggar! x2

The Bible
May 8, 2010



I never thought I'd see Robert loving Jeffress arguing that we should just let people make their own life choices in privacy and that other peoples' lifestyles are simply none of our business.

I wonder if he even gets the irony of him having said that against all the poo poo he's done to take away gay rights.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


me on fox news interview: "uh actually sister touching is really good"

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009



I was staring at this for a minute thinking "woooooow, it's hypnotic" but that's just typical of these cloven-bodied cock-whisperers, now my head is filled with sinful thoughts.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005



Frosted Flake posted:

Their whole belief system is based on tricking God, as far as I understand it.

So 85% of the Old Testament?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



I think the only new testament teaching theyre into is that everyone should be nice to you about bad things youve done because youve made it right with god

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug


Wow animatronics has come a long way the last few decades.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Looks related to the guy who played Gowron

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup


Pillbug

cumshitter posted:

im confused by the quiverfull endgame.


The endgame involves a burnt out husk of a house, and the detection of a mass grave in the cellar of hundreds fetuses and kids strangled at birth.
All sharing Josh's DNA.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat



Grimey Drawer

Melmac posted:

and @ Palin for still using the the real crime is the illegally obtained police report that was taken by a child-porn enthusiast because she can't even be arsed to take 10 loving minutes to research that it was legally obtained by a FOIA request.

Can't even her numerous employees and clerical staff so the 10 minutes of research for her?

They're giving the story the Big Lie treatment. A propaganda technique perfected by the Third Reich and since used many times by both Republicans and Democrats.

She knows it's a lie. The Duggar know it's a lie. But you repeat it often enough and your supporters will defend your lie until they are blue in the face. The problem is, this narrative doesn't fix the problem. Companies don't care if the police report was leaked or not, they aren't going to advertise on the show anymore. Maybe Jim Bob is trying to retreat as a 'victim' so there's a slim chance he can keep his local influence and maybe one day get another show (190 Grandkids & Counting).

I wonder if the police chief has a slander case against the Duggars. They've gone on national TV saying she broke the law, which can be very harmful to her reputation and future employment opportunities. I know she's retired, but if she ever wanted to get another job and the interviewer Googled her name, it'd be full of venomous accusations about illegal wrongdoing.

Origin
Feb 15, 2006



I remember your jom duggar, now you'll remember mine.

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001


at least the house wasn't designed to promote incest.

What would that look like?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



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Jun 25, 2007

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

Teach me how to Duggar
T-teach me how to Duggar
Teach me how to Duggar
T-teach me how to Duggar
All my sisters love me
All my, all my sisters love me
All my sisters love me
You aint fuckin wit my Duggar! x2

Dammit came here to make this joke

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


cant wait until we find out about the duggar dungeon

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine


cumshitter posted:

lol the molestation controversy section is now longer than the rest of josh bob duggars wikipedia page

also just a reminder that josh bob duggar was executive direct of the family research council whose cofounder was caught going on vacation with a rent boy named lucien several years back



Goddamn, I gotta join the Family Research Council

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet


Frosted Flake posted:

Their whole belief system is based on tricking God, as far as I understand it.

Judaism is pretty much entirely based on rules-lawyering God, but at least they're self-aware and/or honest about it.

Obstacle2
Dec 21, 2004
feels good man

One of the more disturbing aspects of this whole thing is the measures they have put in place to prevent this from happening in the future.
It screams to me that this is a problem in the Duggard household beyond just a single son.

Locks on the doors to the bedrooms, designing their house to physically separate the girls from the boys, and preventing a brother and a sister from being in the room together.

You should never have to worry about siblings being alone together.

I dunno if anyone else is familiar with the Westermarck effect but if you're sons are trying to gently caress your daughters there is something seriously wrong with their environment, if that wasn't already glaringly obvious for other reasons.
I wouldn't be surprised if the the fact that the older siblings have been made to do much of the child-rearing in the house has blurred the line and hosed up this normal evolutionary process.

I get this "boys can never be trusted around women even their own sisters" vibe from them and it really sticks in my craw.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

TheKennedys posted:

Judaism is pretty much entirely based on rules-lawyering God, but at least they're self-aware and/or honest about it.

If they bring about the apocalypse on a technicality, I'll have to give them credit.

Getting a loving, omniscient, omnipotent God to end the world because they killed the right colour cow is pretty gutsy.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008


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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Obstacle2 posted:

One of the more disturbing aspects of this whole thing is the measures they have put in place to prevent this from happening in the future.
It screams to me that this is a problem in the Duggard household beyond just a single son.

Locks on the doors to the bedrooms, designing their house to physically separate the girls from the boys, and preventing a brother and a sister from being in the room together.

You should never have to worry about siblings being alone together.

I dunno if anyone else is familiar with the Westermarck effect but if you're sons are trying to gently caress your daughters there is something seriously wrong with their environment, if that wasn't already glaringly obvious for other reasons.
I wouldn't be surprised if the the fact that the older siblings have been made to do much of the child-rearing in the house has blurred the line and hosed up this normal evolutionary process.

I get this "boys can never be trusted around women even their own sisters" vibe from them and it really sticks in my craw.

I can't find it now, but I remember reading years ago that brothers are the biological relative most likely to sexually abuse, beating out fathers, grandfathers and uncles. It makes sense to me since they are curious, brothers have constant access, and other girls are scary. Every creepy uncle was a kid once.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007



Jumpingmanjim posted:

Why does she still get attention? She's not even on fox anymore.

Ja Rule is a Fox News contributor.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

TheKennedys posted:

Judaism is pretty much entirely based on rules-lawyering God, but at least they're self-aware and/or honest about it.

Judaism Has a thing called "Torah is not made for heaven"

It means a human has the capacity to understand and do what God wants

In other words logic and thought is not suppressed but encouraged

One of the reasons the best Supreme Court justice was Brandeis and not some hateful piece of poo poo klan member

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Obstacle2 posted:

One of the more disturbing aspects of this whole thing is the measures they have put in place to prevent this from happening in the future.
It screams to me that this is a problem in the Duggard household beyond just a single son.

Locks on the doors to the bedrooms, designing their house to physically separate the girls from the boys, and preventing a brother and a sister from being in the room together.

You should never have to worry about siblings being alone together.

I dunno if anyone else is familiar with the Westermarck effect but if you're sons are trying to gently caress your daughters there is something seriously wrong with their environment, if that wasn't already glaringly obvious for other reasons.
I wouldn't be surprised if the the fact that the older siblings have been made to do much of the child-rearing in the house has blurred the line and hosed up this normal evolutionary process.

I get this "boys can never be trusted around women even their own sisters" vibe from them and it really sticks in my craw.

lol if they separated siblings so much that they never got the evolutionary effect that stops siblings from loving

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Top City Homo posted:

lol if they separated siblings so much that they never got the evolutionary effect that stops siblings from loving

they keep the girls under lock and key now because they pretty much realize their training created lots of hosed up kids.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



etalian posted:

they keep the girls under lock and key now because they pretty much realize their training created lots of hosed up kids.

what did they think they were doing before

do u know jenny
Dec 24, 2007

by Lowtax


Dunham is insufferable but the two situations are apples to oranges. Dunham admitted it in a book; Josh was forced by released police report. I also love how Palin, Huckabee, etc. keep saying "I don't agree with what he did over a decade ago". They keep reiterating the fact that it was "over a decade ago" for some odd reason.

If they want to cite liberal hypocrisy they'd be better off mentioning the fact that Victor Salva is still allowed to make movies (for Disney no less) but unlike Josh, that pedo at least got jail time and had to register as a sex offender; neither of which happened to Josh. Sergio Morgan-Wideman is a 15 year old that was just charged as an adult in Florida so Josh being 15 is meaningless.

Thesaurasaurus
Feb 15, 2010

"Send in Boxbot!"



etalian posted:

they keep the girls under lock and key now so that only Jim Bob has access to his trained, hosed-up kids

thegalagakid
Feb 19, 2012

Mister Sinclair, the Alderson Drive...

Origin posted:

I remember your jom duggar, now you'll remember mine.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!


Top City Homo posted:

Judaism Has a thing called "Torah is not made for heaven"

It means a human has the capacity to understand and do what God wants

In other words logic and thought is not suppressed but encouraged

One of the reasons the best Supreme Court justice was Brandeis and not some hateful piece of poo poo klan member

I found out today that Scalia is a creationist.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

by Reene


Jim Bob

Antifa Turkeesian
Aug 20, 2006



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Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON


Boywhiz88 posted:

I found out today that Scalia is a creationist.

Did you also hear that we went to the moon and bears poo poo in the woods?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Boywhiz88 posted:

I found out today that Scalia is a creationist.

gently caress...

pack the supreme court

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001



Boywhiz88 posted:

I found out today that Scalia is a creationist.

god wrote the constitution, and he whites to own slaves

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Boywhiz88 posted:

I found out today that Scalia is a creationist.


Even worse... He is a young earth creationist

quote:

Class of 2015, you should not leave Stone Ridge High School thinking that you face challenges that are at all, in any important sense, unprecedented,” Scalia said, adding that “Humanity has been around for at least some 5,000 years or so, and I doubt that the basic challenges as confronted are any worse now, or alas even much different, from what they ever were.”

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/20...ic-high-school/

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy


boom boom boom posted:



Goddamn, I gotta join the Family Research Council

im straight as gently caress but goddamn if that aint a pretty motherfucker

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

god bless the roids

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012



Sarah Palin: There’s Nothing Wrong With Sibling Molestation

quote:

“He was just a young boy being curious,” Palin said. “We’ve all been there, going through puberty and just asking questions about our body. There’s nothing wrong with sibling molestation.”

Haha

Edit: If this were the media making a mountain out of a mole hill then I'd actually give her kudos for the saying the uncomfortable thing (as I've read siblings ding donging around is borderline normal) but god drat if this isn't just minimization and an attempt to sideline the real story of the parents and the confluence of religion, conservatism and creepy sex poo poo

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jun 6, 2015

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