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Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Picnic Princess posted:

They look proud but they shouldn't be. Not at all.

What are you talking about? Look how coordinated they are.

# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 17:28

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 11:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The next kid better be named Slappy Seewald

# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 15:30

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Bonapartisan posted:

I have the strangest urge to read Anne of Green Gables now...

All I can think about is the Fisherman's Chronicles.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 12:46

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Princess RALPH!! posted:

Wouldn't that just make it extremely difficult to tell who's clothing is who's? I mean, imagine doing the laundry "This belongs to J.D. Oh it's obviously x's"

If you give the wrong clothes to the wrong kid, you're forced to wear the outfit to school the next day, regardless of how it fits. How else are they going to learn?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2015 14:13

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

cumshitter posted:

kids grow and get bigger dude.

the point of an alliterative naming system is to make hand me downs less shameful

its actually kind of a caring and smart thing to do even if youre making the monstrously lovely parenting decision to have more children than you can provide for.

...Jim Bob?

# ¿ Nov 16, 2015 05:16

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2015/11/18/josh-duggar-porn-star-lawsuit/

I thought you weren't allowed to put your hands on a woman until you're married.

# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 18:21

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Jumpingmanjim posted:

I found out the hard way that I can't do it in the bathroom or dining room. Or the kitchen. I think they call it trial-and-error.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 13:03

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Astrofig posted:

So apparently the Duggars DO believe in divorce! One branch of them does, anyway:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2666041/amy-duggars-parents-file-for-divorce-terry-blames-deanna-for-intolerable-treatment/

I'm morbidly curious what their grounds are----is 'intolerable treatment' code for 'she once claimed not to be in the mood for sex and then started saying I'd raped her when we had sex anyway' ?

But...

...out of wedlock?

# ¿ Dec 30, 2015 01:42

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Wait, you think his hair is real?

# ¿ Dec 31, 2015 02:57

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Automatic Slim posted:

She's showing her legs and smiling. That whore.

Duggars need a new angle. It's time for a road trip. A new Duggar show where they hit the road (and tour the packed mega churches). It will be time of great healing and hijynx as the Duggars come face to face (not really) with the modern world.

Christians, Evangelicals especially, love redemption themes. Just make big public show of contrition and gnashing and they'll be back in the black.

Please please please bring them to New York City. I want to see them surrounded by fake Elmos and painted topless women in Times Square.

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 15:52

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

thrawn527 posted:

They've already gone to New York City on the old show. It involved a lot of NIKE! and staring at the ground.

In fact, I think that was the first appearance of NIKE!

Let me guess, they stayed in Times Square and Rockefeller Center, and maybe a trip to the Statue, and that's it. And I doubt they ever went near the subway.

And forgive me for not having seen more than two episodes, but what is "NIKE!"?

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 16:19

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Oh for gently caress's sake

# ¿ Feb 5, 2016 16:43

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Pvt.Scott posted:

Jim Bob territorially humping his wife in front of his daughter and her date (who are allowed no more affection than distanced hand holding) at a mini-golf court is forever seared into my memory.

Is this some form of mime?

# ¿ Feb 10, 2016 13:06

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I've been saying that Sister Wives is the worst show on TLC, but I keep forgetting about Long Island Medium. I hate that poo poo so much.

Goddamned loving "psychics".

When I still lived on Long Island, there was more than one otherwise rational, intelligent person that lost their loving minds when I said that woman is full of poo poo. And I'm still pissed about her ruining my friends' parents anniversary dinner because she showed up to the restaurant with the camera crew and spent an hour walking around to tables asking people about their dead relatives.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2016 14:21

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Jack Gladney posted:

Josh is dead and buried on the compound, right?

They're just keeping him out of sight until this all blows over. And it will, they're already getting another show. It's amazing what the American public will forgive as long as they're being entertained. Besides, he's the first-born male child, they'll never give up on him.

Now if one of the girls was found smoking a joint in their room, I guarantee every group publicity spread would have her photoshopped out.

# ¿ Feb 20, 2016 15:03

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Butt = Lunch pail

# ¿ Mar 3, 2016 06:23

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Casimir Radon posted:

He only buttrapes his victims now, it's progress.

I'm sure one of the sisters is embroidering that on a pillow.

# ¿ Mar 12, 2016 12:40

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

what about that midget show where they had a farm. are they still on?

Only if the adult midgets were fidgeting with the kidgets oh for gently caress's sake someone help me

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 14:59

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I guarantee they offer the BooBoos a new show as soon as the mother comes out of gastric bypass surgery.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 15:32

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Did this get posted because what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/Fawzia786/status/709249302447702018

Awww, Honey BooBoo's face is starting to melt just like Mama June's!

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 17:23

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The White Dragon posted:

what genetic mutation makes these hicks have such high liplines/low gumlines?

A proud tradition of children sucking on two-liter bottles of Pepsi as soon as their strength and motor skills allow.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2016 21:09

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

That's actually a thing. Mama June's three-thumbed infant grandson drinks Mountain Dew out of a baby bottle.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2016 11:39

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Did TLC honestly think that the companies that fled in terror from '19 Kids' would happily endorse any other Duggar show on which Josh didn't appear? It looks like they didn't even notify anyone, just started running the ads without permission.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 14:07

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Wait, you guys still have a problem with that whole thing? It's been months!

# ¿ Apr 4, 2016 16:00

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

So how many more people are going to take that post seriously? Holy poo poo

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 02:01

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The Bible posted:

Oh, you were just pretending to be retarded. How embarrassing for me.

Don't be embarrassed. We worked it out, that's what counts.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 10:50

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

The Bible posted:

I still love you.

And I still love you too, mister.

# ¿ Apr 6, 2016 04:15

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

Give me a J-I-M! B-O-B!

Guys named Jimbo must be really upset at rallies.

# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 13:38

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Put your hand down, Josh

EDIT: Well I'll be Jim Bobbed, a new page.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2016 23:33

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Adam and Eve! Not Adam and wipe it on your sleeve!

# ¿ Apr 23, 2016 10:46

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Ah yes, the mind-breast connection

# ¿ May 6, 2016 11:53

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Buttcoin purse posted:

Hey it's cool how the first screenful of every page of their blog is a quick reference card of all the family members. I bet Jim Bob has a laminated print-out of this in his pocket at all times.

He can probably recognize his daughters by smell and the sound they make when they cry.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 11:54

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

TMZ - Mama June Strip Club Tour

Put this on TLC and buy stock in personal lubricant. You're welcome.

# ¿ May 31, 2016 17:32

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Sure is a lot of trouble to go through in order to still gently caress relatives, just not blood-related.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2016 02:01

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

What do you think "churning butter" means in the Duggar household?

# ¿ Jun 6, 2016 14:53

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

I wonder what her farts smell like

# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 14:37

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Network Pesci posted:

SPEL MOR BETER

Not sticking up for them, but that's been the Chick-Fil-A slogan for twenty years. Just a cow walking around with a sign that says "EAT MOR CHIKIN"

I think I found the perfect career path for young Joshua.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2016 12:14