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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Between the Duggars and the Waltons, northwest Arkansas has a pretty good concentration of terrible people.

See also: the Alice Walton thread.

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Jonny 290 posted:

Ah. So, jim bob and michelle can treat their kids like mini-parents for the younger children (a 100% proven and documented phenomenon) and they're treated like adults then. But if they molest their sibling, they're supposed to be treated like a kid until they're nearly 30 with four children, at which time they should be treated like an adult who did something as a kid and should be treated as such. But if the girls were to go out and meet a guy and want to have _consensual_ sex they're just a little innocent kid and can't make those decision. But when they're forgiving their brother for molesting them, they're acting like an adult.

This is the only algebra the girls are allowed to learn in the Duggar family

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




If he weren't already "famous" for being an inbred cultist hick, he'd be famous now for being a sister diddler so we'd still probably be hearing about it

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




God knew

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




TLC is scrambling to find a group of midget redneck polygamists to give a show to right now

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




They just take the Bible super literally when it says let the children come unto me

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Looking forward to our own brand of Arkie Hapsburgs in the next generation or two

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Say Nothing posted:

'Duggar face' will involve them looking increasingly bland with each generation, until...



That's the best case scenario but the reality will probably be more like

Jinjer... Start the reactor...
\

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Melmac posted:

Mike Huckabee on Roman Polanski:

"There should be no defense of him from anyone. What he did was evil and reprehensible. The fact that he is a great director doesn't obscure the fact that he robbed a child of far more than Bernie Madoff stole from his victims. What has our culture become when people can commit despicable criminal acts and yet get defended and excused because they are celebrities."

"His biggest crime was not heavily funding my presidential campaign"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Huckabee's probably wishing he was still governor so he could pull down some sweet pardon bribes but our new one probably has that covered.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




You Are A Elf posted:

So is this pic from 1989, or what?

Mid-90s probably. He was governor a few years after Clinton became president.

Super fat guys in stripes like that looks like naval dazzle camo.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Usually it's this senator that likes to jump on the bad opinion bandwagon before anybody else:


Yep, it checks out:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Phobic Nest posted:

What was the last "good" and well-covered liberal sex scandal anyway? All I can think of is Weiner (lol) and that was mostly funny cuz of the name. Hard to get outraged over unless you're really trying though.

e: Not so ninja edit.

Woody Allen maybe

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Vacation Tenzin posted:

"No publicity is bad publicity!' - North Dakota and also Mike Huckabee and also Jim Bob Duggar and also other gross people previously mentioned in this thread.

As long as it's hetero they're down with any kind of pube lickity.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Huckabee's presidential campaign was underage when it got buggered by Duggars

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Casimir Radon posted:

How are you going to fix a tubal pregnancy without aborting the fetus?

Pray like 30 seconds longer than normal

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Jonny 290 posted:

the little people big world show is great but the dads gonna die soon

Yeah, he's like 40 and is already racking up a lot of old people surgeries like hip replacements and his spine is basically a pretzel so it's a good thing for them that they're the last TLC show standing.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




The Duggars couldn't read a script unless it was a selected passage from the King James Bible so they're painfully real.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




you irl posted:

what's the code word for when jim bob's boner is too obvious?

Jim Knob

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




lol so how long before Josh outs Jim Bob as diddler prime to take the heat off himself?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Jim Bob's hair lacquer is like the white fundie version of Soul-Glo.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Reagan hosed people so hard that Jim Bob could only pray he could reach that level, so of course he's a fan.

All white people look alike desu

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Simulate your own banjo music by saying Duggar repeatedly:



fake edit: he's suing DHS now, fuckin lol

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Casimir Radon posted:

Cowards. Burn it all down and make Rim Job depend fully on right wing welfare. With the family's reputation tarnished I think that will dry up considerably.

They'll get more. The people that gave all their money to the no homo pizza parlor will switch to the Duggars.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007





Nike! NIKE!!! Aw dang I sinned my britches again...

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Top City Homo posted:

its cool how some of the poorest people live in Arkansas and vote for the aaw shucks poo poo eating grin cocksuckers that keep them from rising up in life.

lol Nobody in Arkansas votes because the options are always either two shiteaters or one unopposed shiteater.

Those campaign ads for Tom Cotton ran for like two goddamn years straight.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




If the Duggar family tree doesn't look like this I'll be shocked

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the next layer to this story is that Duggarmom has only had like 6 kids tops and the rest are incest babies

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




If Jim Bob's hair ever goes gray that poo poo's gonna look like an Evel Knievel helmet

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Just lol if they manage to get the show back

Jimmy Bobadopolous

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Boba Jim is gonna have to go full fundie Mormon if he wants to have enough kids to vote him into public office.

I mean, he might as well, they're already halfway there with the welfare queening and the child molestation.

e: Also, the governor before Huckabee was Jim Guy Tucker so I guess people at the time they were born were obsessed somehow with Jim *** names

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Eonwe posted:

I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well

yeah, FLDS women are because only one of them is actually legally married to the guy, so all the extra wives are classified as unwed mothers with a shitload of kids

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




etalian posted:

what would tech tree look like?

It stops somewhere in the 1800s

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




They're gonna feel really awkward when the rapture comes around and it turns out the mark of the beast is not having eyebrows and using three cans of Aqua Net a day.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Maybe kool-aid will wrangle a sponsorship with the Duggars before they go full Jonestown

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Yeah everybody knows Jeezus was knocking back Welch's grape juice at the last supper

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Probably not that weird with the level of food competition in that house

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Those kids would probably shank each other over some nasty school lunch food such as these "nachos"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Panfilo posted:

A generation of Hapsburgs!

Belieff in Jethuth! *puffs inhaler*

The Aristocrats!

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Josh Bob is destined to succeed Got hard as cult leader

proof:

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