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Between the Duggars and the Waltons, northwest Arkansas has a pretty good concentration of terrible people. See also: the Alice Walton thread.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 02:51 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 11:00 |
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Jonny 290 posted:Ah. So, jim bob and michelle can treat their kids like mini-parents for the younger children (a 100% proven and documented phenomenon) and they're treated like adults then. But if they molest their sibling, they're supposed to be treated like a kid until they're nearly 30 with four children, at which time they should be treated like an adult who did something as a kid and should be treated as such. But if the girls were to go out and meet a guy and want to have _consensual_ sex they're just a little innocent kid and can't make those decision. But when they're forgiving their brother for molesting them, they're acting like an adult. This is the only algebra the girls are allowed to learn in the Duggar family
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 20:02 |
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If he weren't already "famous" for being an inbred cultist hick, he'd be famous now for being a sister diddler so we'd still probably be hearing about it
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 20:24 |
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God knew
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 21:01 |
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TLC is scrambling to find a group of midget redneck polygamists to give a show to right now
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 21:06 |
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They just take the Bible super literally when it says let the children come unto me
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 22:44 |
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Looking forward to our own brand of Arkie Hapsburgs in the next generation or two
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 03:18 |
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Say Nothing posted:'Duggar face' will involve them looking increasingly bland with each generation, until... That's the best case scenario but the reality will probably be more like Jinjer... Start the reactor... \
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 04:44 |
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Melmac posted:Mike Huckabee on Roman Polanski: "His biggest crime was not heavily funding my presidential campaign"
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 16:49 |
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Huckabee's probably wishing he was still governor so he could pull down some sweet pardon bribes but our new one probably has that covered.
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 03:32 |
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You Are A Elf posted:So is this pic from 1989, or what? Mid-90s probably. He was governor a few years after Clinton became president. Super fat guys in stripes like that looks like naval dazzle camo.
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 05:18 |
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Usually it's this senator that likes to jump on the bad opinion bandwagon before anybody else: Yep, it checks out:
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 18:32 |
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Phobic Nest posted:What was the last "good" and well-covered liberal sex scandal anyway? All I can think of is Weiner (lol) and that was mostly funny cuz of the name. Hard to get outraged over unless you're really trying though. Woody Allen maybe
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 19:13 |
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Vacation Tenzin posted:"No publicity is bad publicity!' - North Dakota and also Mike Huckabee and also Jim Bob Duggar and also other gross people previously mentioned in this thread. As long as it's hetero they're down with any kind of pube lickity.
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 23:56 |
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Huckabee's presidential campaign was underage when it got buggered by Duggars
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 16:44 |
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Casimir Radon posted:How are you going to fix a tubal pregnancy without aborting the fetus? Pray like 30 seconds longer than normal
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 18:12 |
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Jonny 290 posted:the little people big world show is great but the dads gonna die soon Yeah, he's like 40 and is already racking up a lot of old people surgeries like hip replacements and his spine is basically a pretzel so it's a good thing for them that they're the last TLC show standing.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 18:47 |
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The Duggars couldn't read a script unless it was a selected passage from the King James Bible so they're painfully real.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 22:04 |
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you irl posted:what's the code word for when jim bob's boner is too obvious? Jim Knob
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 23:53 |
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lol so how long before Josh outs Jim Bob as diddler prime to take the heat off himself?
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 21:23 |
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Jim Bob's hair lacquer is like the white fundie version of Soul-Glo.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 23:17 |
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Reagan hosed people so hard that Jim Bob could only pray he could reach that level, so of course he's a fan. All white people look alike desu
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 03:10 |
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Simulate your own banjo music by saying Duggar repeatedly: fake edit: he's suing DHS now, fuckin lol
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 04:10 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Cowards. Burn it all down and make Rim Job depend fully on right wing welfare. With the family's reputation tarnished I think that will dry up considerably. They'll get more. The people that gave all their money to the no homo pizza parlor will switch to the Duggars.
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 04:12 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
Nike! NIKE!!! Aw dang I sinned my britches again...
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 22:45 |
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Top City Homo posted:its cool how some of the poorest people live in Arkansas and vote for the aaw shucks poo poo eating grin cocksuckers that keep them from rising up in life. lol Nobody in Arkansas votes because the options are always either two shiteaters or one unopposed shiteater. Those campaign ads for Tom Cotton ran for like two goddamn years straight.
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# ¿ May 29, 2015 04:17 |
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If the Duggar family tree doesn't look like this I'll be shocked
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 01:26 |
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Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the next layer to this story is that Duggarmom has only had like 6 kids tops and the rest are incest babies
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 04:03 |
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If Jim Bob's hair ever goes gray that poo poo's gonna look like an Evel Knievel helmet
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 06:16 |
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Just lol if they manage to get the show back Jimmy Bobadopolous
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 17:31 |
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Boba Jim is gonna have to go full fundie Mormon if he wants to have enough kids to vote him into public office. I mean, he might as well, they're already halfway there with the welfare queening and the child molestation. e: Also, the governor before Huckabee was Jim Guy Tucker so I guess people at the time they were born were obsessed somehow with Jim *** names
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 00:18 |
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Eonwe posted:I wonder if they are on actual IRL welfare as well yeah, FLDS women are because only one of them is actually legally married to the guy, so all the extra wives are classified as unwed mothers with a shitload of kids
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 01:16 |
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etalian posted:what would tech tree look like? It stops somewhere in the 1800s
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 02:34 |
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They're gonna feel really awkward when the rapture comes around and it turns out the mark of the beast is not having eyebrows and using three cans of Aqua Net a day.
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 03:46 |
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Maybe kool-aid will wrangle a sponsorship with the Duggars before they go full Jonestown
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 17:13 |
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Yeah everybody knows Jeezus was knocking back Welch's grape juice at the last supper
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# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 17:32 |
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Probably not that weird with the level of food competition in that house
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 21:08 |
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Those kids would probably shank each other over some nasty school lunch food such as these "nachos"
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 21:21 |
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Panfilo posted:A generation of Hapsburgs! The Aristocrats!
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 23:57 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 11:00 |
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Josh Bob is destined to succeed Got hard as cult leader proof:
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 02:50 |