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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


froward posted:

Baptists don't like premarital sex because it might lead to dancing!

They really, really don't like dancing. nobody knows why.

They're self-aware about how white people look when they try to dance

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


The Duggars should just skip to the endgame and re-enact Jonestown to get the publicity they crave.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Husband Bob is probably just trying to convert some cabana boys while Wife Bob is flying back and forth to be seen on TV.

:huh:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Shockingly they do the bare minimum actually less to keep their tax free church status

Gotta be tough for them after that chick in Kentucky started siphoning away all the fundie bux

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


As the native tongue of THE LORD, English is perfectly understandable to all people as long as you yell at them loud enough.

American Missionary/Tourist 101

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Eonwe posted:

Gay bathroom sex hookups own

Jim Bob didn't win his election so we were spared hearing about this one so far

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


McFetusBurger posted:




Josh spotted?

Edit for table breaking. Sorry about that

Her son looks like Josh Bob and Jared Fogle had a babby

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hey, why did Jim Bob decide on Michelle for a wife?

Because he dug her.

:haw:

Seriously, though, he's only slept with one woman.

She's the only one not related to him by blood, maybe

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Hooded Reptile posted:



Not that far from the truth, these two couples are penning deals with tlc. The cycle will renew again......

stone the pants wearing harlot, so speaketh Jim Bob

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


A misanthrope posted:

all this time i've never once clicked on this thread

now im wondering what its all about. what is going on here?

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


You could probably have a modern redneck remake of the gods' slapfight from the Iliad by sending a nice gift addressed to J. Duggar

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Blizzy_Cow posted:

Did someone photoshop those dead eyes on the dog or is it from beong abused:smith:

It's just intensely focused on the cupcakes waiting for the okay to go hog wild on them.

Unless you mean the dogs in the Huckabee frames in which case it's abuse.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Rap Music and Dope posted:

Am I the only one who thinks the preggo one (jessa?) Is a Hot Girl?

What with the having to stay pregnant constantly she'll probably age faster than the ladies of Russia.jpg

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



:iceburn: from the Huckster

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Iowa Snow King posted:

Is that last line from the Huckabee thing real?

It's an incest scandal, not a loving comedy roast.

If it is it's since been edited out
https://www.facebook.com/mikehuckabee/posts/10152994543137869

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


whalesteak posted:

Jim Bob concurs.



That's probably the only known picture of her where she isn't making some dumbass duck face or similar

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


WhyteRyce posted:

What happened to the bottom of his teeth

he ate all that candy

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


one trip through the jimbobulator

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Gator guys is "history" channel but it's probably on its last legs since half the rednecks got kicked off the show for wanting too much money or whatever

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Microcephaly would finally result in Duggar heads small enough to fit their hairlines

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


lol

homeschool graduation

bet they had a homeschool prom too

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Blue Train posted:

thank you all for rushing to prove my point with a slew of unfunny posts

who bobbled your jimmies

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Cthulu Carl posted:

I saw a commercial that had a clip of her slowly doing the splits on a ski slope and screaming because the skis were pulling away from each other and she couldn't bring them back together and LOL

lol that fat girl didn't know about pizza/french fries

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Gotta fill that hour vacated by the perpetually cancelled Jim Bobs somehow

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Krispy Kareem posted:

"Oh, but they'll hear about it at school!" except school is Anna Duggar in a housecoat and curlers trying to teach the state's minimum requirements for math.

Arkansas has pretty drat low state requirements anyway since even from real schools something like 30% of kids actually test out as being remotely ready for college math.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007



Does it really count as "working at a car dealership" if your dad owns it?

Jim Bob

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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


XMNN posted:

only until youre married? maybe if youre a harlot



Look at this sinful trash not sleeping on opposite ends of the house separated by a (non-functioning) sex prevention catwalk

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