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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Once you notice that Jim Bob (aka James Bobert) has real-life Lego hair, you can't unseen it.

His Lego universe is crumbling.

Everything is awesome.

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Boo This Man posted:

Have you ever watched Jesus Camp?

What's creepy about this film is that when believers see it, they see NO problem. I guess that gives credit to the objectivity of the film, because no one is ever shown in a dishonest light, everything is just as it actually is. So, non-believers walk away disgusted and horrified, and believers see it and think 'yep, that's how it is, praise Jayzus!'

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Drunkboxer posted:

It takes place in south dakota I think.

edit: north dakota actually

Empirical evidence as to why you only really need one dakota.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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lorn Wayne posted:

Hahahah.

in conclusion, burn the duggars tia.

What the hell is this from?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

New Duggar defender, the father in law of one of the sisters Josh molested



http://seewalds.com/grace-greater-than-our-sin/#more-341

"The stupidity of some people is mind boggling."

This irony actually hurts.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Bim Job.

Sounds dirty. Probably is.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I want to see randy from say yes to the dress vs. josh duggar in a no holds barred brawl

Josh's new show could be "Say Yes to the Caress".

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Edit: ^^^ :argh:

Decrepus posted:

Someone explain Adidas joke to me.

Stands for All Day I Dream About Sports. Or Sex, if you asked Korn.

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 03:34 on May 27, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Top City Homo posted:

what do you think that basement is about


The Jim-Bobbing of Isaac

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Really the only kind at this point.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Slaughterhouse-Ive posted:

so what's the difference between these idiots and saudi fundamentalists besides doing a find-and-replace from "allah" to "jesus"?

edit: cause i feel like saudi arabia is right up their alley

Guns.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Aside from Immovable Lego Hair and a face that looks like it's made from old clay, has anyone commented on the misshapen Jim Bob nostrils?



I find nostrils gross to begin with, but this is just :barf:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Yeah, unexpected move from Santorum, but then again, could it be because he's seeing the poo poo Huckabee is going through?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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I really do wonder what it's like for this super christian people to have sex... I mean, if they're trying for a child (or not preventing pregnancy at all), then by those religious rules, they're allowed to gently caress. So... do they get into it at all? Is it missionary or nothing? Is there foreplay?

And just as I write that, I realize that if it involves Jim Bob, I don't want to know.



I mean LOOK AT THIS GUY. He looks like an aged infant, like his name should be Georgie and he wears velcro shoes and drools a lot.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The religious couple also looked at scripture about having children

How can people seriously do this and not think that their life is hosed up?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Code Jockey posted:

unironically this

Shucky Ducky

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jim-a Bobaru.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Fuckin' lol

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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I don't think this was posted, but here's an article by a woman who escaped that lifestyle.

http://www.salon.com/2015/05/28/i_couldve_been_a_duggar_wife_i_grew_up_in_the_same_church_and_the_abuse_scandal_doesnt_shock_me/

There isn't a :stare: emoticon big enough.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Lord of Pie posted:

Maybe kool-aid will wrangle a sponsorship with the Duggars before they go full Jonestown

Jimstown.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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thrawn527 posted:

Apparently a portion of the interview is airing on Wednesday night. Then the entire 1-hr...1-hr...special airs Friday night.

What the gently caress are they gonna talk about for 1-hr?!

Well, it'll probably cut to old footage at a few points, and there'll be at least 18 minutes of commercials. Don't forget the numerous times BEFORE the commercials where Fox with give you an enticing but ultimately misleading preview of what's to come. Whatever they do preview will be taken somewhat out of context and will come out about 2 minutes before the end.

No one will learn anything from this interview. The Duggars need to go on the Stern show.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Wulfolme posted:

She's commented, and she's right pissed. drat pissed.

The difference here is literally 'religion'.

And grammar, I suppose.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Hollis Brownsound posted:

What's the timeframe on a porn company making a really distasteful porno about this?

I give it a month, and most of that is just logistics.

Source: Pornhub employee.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Hollis Brownsound posted:

practicing OBGYN

Ol' Bobby Gettin' (in) Your Nightie.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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"Hi, I'm Michelle Duggar! My husband Jim Bob and I have 372 kids, including, but not limited to:
Jordan
Joy Anna
Josie
Josh
J'Michael
Jess
Jeremiah
Joyless
Jury Duty
Jestational Diabetes
Jerry, Gold, Jerry
Jrimp Salad
J-Pop
Japanese Word of the Week (JWOW)
Juilty Jeer
Jeronimo
Jason Statham
Jerry O'connel, like the fat kid from Stand By Me
Juantanamo J'Michael Bay
Jerky Boys
Jeffty is Five
Just Do It
J'Walter J'White
Jessica Pinkman
Joo gotta be Kidding Me, Mang
Juan Carlo Ortiz
Jimmy Mcnulty
Jailbateman
Jumpman

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Jreveport
Jinternet History
John
Jangle
Jingle-Heimer-Schmitz
(a second Jingle-Heimer-Schmitz)
Juan toomanykids
Junktown
Juss The2ofus

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...




Jim Kalibaaaaaaaaawb!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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SpeedGem posted:

I've said it before but i'll say it again, church elder rehab plan, excellent band name.

I might legitimately use this as an album title.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Ok, here's something I don't understand... if Josh did this when he was 15, then what the hell is this about :

quote:

“The requested record was not sealed or expunged, and at the time the report was filed, the person listed in the report was an adult,” Springdale City Attorney Ernest B. Cate said in a statement released online Thursday. “Any names of minors included in the report, as well as pronouns, were redacted from the report by the Springdale Police Department in compliance with Arkansas Law prior to release.”

Is 15 years old 'adulthood' now?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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mdemone posted:

The report was filed several years too late.

Oooohhhhh, ok.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Lazy_Liberal posted:

those are some dangerous ideas :toughguy:

There should be a new forum feature that allows us to 'NIKE' posts like this! :goonsay:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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TNG posted:

Cavalcade of Human Misery and Deformity.

Tuesdays on CHMD...

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Let's not forget who the REAL culprits here are...

Conan. Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert :colbert:

They all claimed they 'made' Huckabee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg1CW08oHA

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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A MIRACLE posted:

So what's the over/under on Jim Bob molesting his daughters as well?

Uhh... "he did" and "he didn't"?

Do you know how over/under works? Did you just Jim Bob that up?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Hey, you know those guitars that are, like, double guitars?

In the midst of reading all of CNF's posts (mentally) AS Ned, this was unexpected and refreshing.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Fiend posted:

Jim Borb

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What would the Duggar porn parody be called?

Bobbing for Jim.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Fiend posted:

I'd like to contribute to the Duggar Gonzo Porn initiative, and will be the designated Lead Backup Primary Assistant to the Foley Editor.

You know the guy who manages all the props used by the SFx team? I get their coffee.

I'd be the grip, but I think Josh has taken that position.

Or maybe he's the Best Boy? :getin:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Masonic Youth posted:

Jimberly Bobstin

Is this from Jerry Berrell's side-project, Jim Bob for Pyros?

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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jpeg.bmp

Yours is better, ok?

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