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Wulfolme posted:I would like to take this time to remind everyone that the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" was almost certainly popularized by its use in an episode of Family Guy, spoken by Stewie Griffin to two prostitutes. NoFx - Hot Dog In A Hallway: https://youtu.be/dYeFC7Jj-bM From waaaayyy back when, and even they didn't make it up.
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Jonny 290 posted:yeah i tried this and it saved 19 corrupted copies to my drive Nice 
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So, the rules are that "every sperm is sacred/orgasms are God's gift to you for pro-creating". Who wants to bet that the Duggs (minus Josh, hah) follow these rules? If that's the case, these guys must not be having any fun during the nine months of their wives' preganacies. Edit: Jom Bibbletits.
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Thesaurasaurus posted:Earthworm Jim Bob Of all the Jim Bobs in this thread this is
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Celluloid Sam posted:why the long fa I feel like this is her doing roleplay in the bedroom. "Where's the little Jim Bob? Huh? Where is it? Gonna turn around and bend over to look for it, I wonder if I'll find it." 
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"... and Jim Bob's your uncle!". What a depressing thought.  Also, my SwiftKey word prediction now suggests Bob after I write Jim (Bob) . I wonder what will happen if I keep hitting the middle word? "Jim Bob and I have no idea what you're referring to. " Ok, creepy.
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Lord of Pie posted:What's wrong with your countenaaaaance? Why the long countenance?
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"Do you realiiiiiiiize... (oooh ooh ooh)... that you have the most.... beautiful countenance?"
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Pvt.Scott posted:" Then I saw her countenance, What the hell is that? I think you mean, The Duggeys 
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Pvt.Scott posted:I thought it better to sully an inferior cover band, rather than the original artist. The big hit from Dugmouth was "Walking in on My Son".
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Ripoff posted:Imagine you're a gay dude on Grindr and you see the Duggar pop up in your screen. Do you swipe right and go pound it to have a story to tell? Grindggr. EDIT: Duggrindr?
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Blizzy_Cow posted:Could you guys imagine the Duggar boys going to work out? Hearing someone yell Nike all the drat time having people checking to see who made their workout clothes. So many women working out in sports bras and yoga pants or spandex shorts. Eyes would just melt out of there skulls. They'd probably have an "accident" within two minutes of watching a girl's yoga routine. Or maybe a guy's?
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Q: Hey, why is Josiah most likely gay? A: There are so many Duggar kids, JB and Michelle can't possibly keep them all straight. 
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Rambling Robot posted:Josiah sure is, but thanks to the duggar heritage he'll just end as the bachelor uncle no one talks about. "Hay, d'you wanna know how I got these FABulous scars?" 
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Please please Jesus someone who's better at coming up with funny lyrics than me do a "Perfect Dugg"/"Perfect Drug" parody. I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this: (first verse) I've got my wife, but my sisters are enticing me I fooled around, now the media's degrading me Gawker goes straight for the throat (I wish I could sail away on daddy's boat) (pre-chorus) My fin-gers want to get inside of you! My boner quivers at the sight of you! My values are backwards now The more I am repressed, the more I cry! Ooooh... And I touched you Ooooh... And I touched you Ooooh... And I touched you Ooooh... And I touched you You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg etc...
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Jack Gladney posted:Now do "Power of Dug." Just a bit: "Don't have values, don't have shame They leaked my credit card with my real name I'm weak and not subtle, and I'm ruining my life My parents blame my wiiiiiife... ... That's the Power of Dug" Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 00:28 on Aug 22, 2015 |
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Heath posted:How many people scroll past the lyrics people keep posting I do. I only did mine because someone asked.
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Young Freud posted:Meanwhile, why pay for overpriced edited-down porn (and yes, it's edited down, with no penetration, male genitals, or split beaver shots shown) when you can just use the hotel's WiFi and go to a Tube site for anything you desire? Tube sites forever. Some people think that sites like Pornhub can give you viruses and poo poo, but that's absolutely false. Everything on the Pornhub network is legitimate. You might get popups, but they're just ads, not even adware. Edit: but leave it to idiots like Josh Duggar to just not understand that at all.
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Young Freud posted:Well, I'd stick with at least the big name tube sites, like aforementioned Pornhub, or Xhamster, Xtube(or their family), XVideos, Pornhub, etc. Namely, anything that has a premium tier or host camshows, since they want to be clean enough to keep paying customers. Very true, but a major reason the Pornhub network (everyone listed here, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Pornhub_NETWORK) doesn't do malware or poo poo like that is because they just flat-out be the best out there, and you don't get there by ruining people's computers. Also, they make a ton of money from ad revenue. I work for Mindgeek, porn is literally my livelihood. Josh needs to open his heart, mind, and fly to what we can offer.
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Do It Once Right posted:I would pay to watch The Josh Duggar Gangbang: 19 Loads and Counting There's always the Pornhub Amateur program.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:You should do an ask tell thread. I'm not going to, sorry. I answered a few questions in an unrelated thread a few months ago, but that's it. I don't want to risk my job or anything. The quick answer to the most asked questions is "It's like a regular office job, except nothing is  , and no, content isn't produced on our premises or even in the same city. Yes, I've seen horrible poo poo, no, I can't get into our process for dealing with said horrible poo poo."
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Eonwe posted:I would like to work for Mindgeek Then go to our site and apply, silly!
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Careful, Kirk, that chocolate was made by a gay heathen!
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I still can't understand the suppression of basic human needs and desires because of 'faith'. If you're going to shelter your kids for their whole lives, you're simply not allowed to be this surprised and ignorant about the poo poo that happens later.
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Bedevere posted:How is it the "adult entertainment industry" has managed to get one of the girls to do porn yet? I assume you mean 'hasn't', and my answer is 'goddammit, we're trying!' I have no idea if we're trying or not.
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Oh godDAMN, I hope that's true. And that Anne leaves him. All of this sucks for her, but hey... it probably sucked to be part of the Duggar crew to begin with.
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You know, Nike should really get in on all of this. "Ruin your life: Just Do It"
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Success Story quote:I read my Bible spasmodically. This must be Nic Pizzolatto's confession.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Jim Bob This is appalling.
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Dapper_Swindler posted:didnt jim bob imply his wife was the town bicycle before he married her and straighten her out. Ohhh, I must hear more about this 
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Crusty Nutsack posted:She was a cheerleader, skimpy little outfit and everything. I think she said she had had other boyfriends before JIM BOOB too Oh my god, that whore. Seriously, though, I should have known that 'town bicycle' to good ol' JB* means any lady who has ever shown their bare shoulders in public. * - Jim Bob
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EDIT: ^^^^ Hahaha, beautiful.Clochette posted:The cheerleader one is the only "shocking" photo though, the rest are just of her with Jim Bob dressed like a loving Quaker as usual. Yeah, I've seen some misleading titles over the years, but this one just takes the Duggar taco there. "10 SHOCKING PHOTOS". No no, one photo, not shocking, and all of the others have already been shown on their show, or are from the show.
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As if I'd expect these fundies to even remotely acknowledge the difference between gender identity and sexual preference; "Hey, you might be gay, so let's do a bunch of MALE STUFF HUUR LIKE BE NAKED". Dudes... A) you're wrong for trying to 'fix homosexuality', 2) Reaffirming how male you are doesn't dissuade being gay... At all, and D) You're not even beginning to do it right, anyway. Those gay conversions should get them blow jobs from female strippers. I don't agree that being gay is wrong, but they really have no idea where to even start.
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Bonzo posted:Holy poo poo I legitimately feel bad for Anna; the only thing she did wrong here is marry Jackass Duggar without any sort of way out or backup plan. I wonder if, due to her 'celebrity' status, she could somehow get out from all of this?
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Man, I hope they know that, assuming Jesus existed, he was a brown guy. Tell me, Duggars, is he still your bro now? I think about this whenever some too-holy-for-their-own-good rear end in a top hat starts babbling about 'JC IN MAH HEART'. He was practically black. This shouldn't matter, but you all know it would to them.
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Rambling Robot posted:WHAT IF PEOPLE ARE ADDICTED TO THE BIBLE??? I seriously was just about to post something about these people being Jesus addicts.
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