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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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haljordan posted:

that woman can lie about how happy she is all she wants but every time i see her on tv she has that "please end my life" look on my face

They don't let their children spend any unchaperoned time with who they are "courting" (Duggars don't believe in dating) until the couple is married. Expect more of this face from the daughters.

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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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The police report also confirms that the Duggars follow the Pearls' technique of training up a child, in other words beating them with a rod. They have denied this for years so I hope it gets more attention.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Soup du Jour posted:

It's not surprising really, although the amount is. you'd think the family would do something to stop it after the first incident, but better go stop the gay agenda or pop out another 5 babies

God saw it fit to finally close Michelle's uterus so now they're focused on encouraging Christians to adopt so the gays can't adopt.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Nckdictator posted:

Where in the report?

It's in the middle of page 29

http://imgur.com/a/zqPMi#ozHYQkb

McStabby fucked around with this message at 01:39 on May 22, 2015

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Lord of Pie posted:

TLC is scrambling to find a group of midget redneck polygamists to give a show to right now

Don't forget that they need to be sextuplets with a famewhore mother.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Casimir Radon posted:

It's a shame they didn't take a picture of their last miscarriage. Maybe posed festively with a trike or something.

Close enough!

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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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A state senator is now calling for Sprindgale's Chief of Police to be fired over the records being released:

http://5newsonline.com/2015/05/23/s...x-crime-report/

quote:

Sen. Bart Hester, R-Cave Springs, said the girls have been re-victimized now that the report is public. He said Police Chief Kathy O’Kelley acted recklessly in releasing the report and should be held accountable.

“The law to protect minors’ identities is not a suggestion,” Hester, pictured, said Saturday (May 23). “So sad to see the person charged with protecting the community being so reckless and irresponsible. I believe it is unavoidable that the Springdale police chief should be terminated. She has re-victimized these young ladies.”

Springdale Mayor Doug Sprouse said O’Kelley and Springdale City Attorney Ernest Cate determined after researching the matter that the report had to be released under law.

“From every indication I have the chief and city attorney reluctantly did what they had to do to comply with the state FOI (freedom of information) law,” Sprouse said Saturday (May 23).

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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afterhours posted:

I don't get this. I thought the Duggars already had Christ. They found Christ the first time when they had a miscarriage before their first son was born? Pretty sure Jesus touched Josh way before Josh touched his sisters.

All fundie kids have testimonies about how they were rebellious teens until they found Christ (or it was beaten out of them). That's what they use to try to get people to convert.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Top City Homo posted:

Those daughters must be cock crazy at this point

They constantly talk about sex or take care of kids or listen to their parents gently caress And have no access to men other than their fat balding brothers and Jim Bob

Grandma Duggar does the laundry, so the washing machine isn't an option for them.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Jim Bob doesn't believe in physical contact before marriage, but afterwards, hump away!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVjRiQw9KLw

McStabby fucked around with this message at 18:28 on May 27, 2015

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Lord of Pie posted:

lol so how long before Josh outs Jim Bob as diddler prime to take the heat off himself?

The state trooper that's in prison for child porn claims Jim Bob downplayed the incidents, so I'd wager it won't be long.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/ex...-only-one-girl/

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Top City Homo posted:




josh's body is falling apart

its a genetic time(jim)bob

The combover must be an upper-level fundie skill.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Dammit_Carl! posted:

Sort-of serious question, but when Momma can't make no more babies, is ol' Jimmie "The Wad," Bob going to kick her to the curb and marry someone younger and more fertile?

The quick quip here is that he'll just knock up a kid or two, but what are their rules about divorce and the like?

I read somewhere that they wanted to adopt but that won't happen now.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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A church elder (anonymously) disputes the state trooper's claim that Jim Bob downplayed the incident. Apparently there's no way Josh would have withheld any information because he was confessing his sins.

http://nwaonline.com/news/2015/may/...s-corporal-s-c/

InTouch is also being investigated over how they interviewed the state trooper. The department of corrections says that they never gave permission for an interview.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Blizzy_Cow posted:

Kool-aid plus roofie

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

wait i just realized that none of the girls are really overweight and i just remembered about michelle's eating disorder history and i just realized that a bunch of these girls probably have eating disorders too because it is EXTREMELY STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY that all of those girls have a bmi as low as they do

look at the guys. soon as they hit 18 they blow up into a weird pillsbury doughboy and all their hair falls out

One of the girls said that she had to sneak food in the bathroom when she was younger and Josh's instagram is him and his kids eating at fast food restaurants when it's not about how Obama is ruining America.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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cumshitter posted:

all the inbreeding and poverty and lack of education in the quiverfull community is like a parody of european royalty. i bet jimbob holds court at the olive garden like a feudal lord as other quiverdads compete to pair their sons with his daughters

"your son shall be a fine provider to a dozen children as assistant manager of the walmart produce section. harlot, have a manwaiter bring us more unlimited breadsticks!"

Olive Garden sounds too fancy for Jim Bob. Do they have Fazzolis in Arkansas?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Jim Bob must have paid the 5th girl's parents handsomely if they are not going to the press after all this.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

She also went from 'Abstinence doesn't work in reality' to 'Im a born again virgin!' within a few months.

Give it a few weeks, and Josh will on Hannity bashing Hilary, who after all is the real rapist and molester here.

Has the pro-Duggar camp blamed this on Benghazi yet?

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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At least the boys are spared from hearing the fellowshipping going on in their parents' room.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

For real Megyn sounds like a quiverfull family first name.

Just add Faith or Grace to the end of it and you've got a fundie name.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Looks like there's another investigation going on and the Duggars aren't cooperating.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...11-called-60330

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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That's the Bates family. They belong to the same cult as the Duggars.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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J-Bizzle

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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There was talk of Jill and Jessa being in a spinoff show, so there may be more Jim Bob. They will just call him Bob Jim and give him a goatee so those hateful liberals don't figure out it's him.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Amarcarts posted:

Imagine how crazy he went with the porn a couple of months into his marriage. Here's the order of events:
1. Grows up in household where sex is a total taboo subject and totally evil outside of marriage but Jim Bob and Michelle are pounding away nightly knocking the paintings off the walls.
2. Already a sense of isolation from the religion and you know that the rest of the world functions completely different from your small community.
3. Puberty happens and curiosity gets the better of him and the molestation happens, severely punished but guess what his pecker still gets wicked hard because
4. On the straight and narrow because arranged dating starts, and marriage is in sight and all that jizz needs to GET OUT
5. Marriage, honeymoon, living on his own, he's thinking HOLY loving poo poo NO WONDER DAD CAN'T KEEP HIS DICK OUT OF MOM'S VAGINA LIFE IS NOW AMAZING!
6. Wifey gets pregnant/the novelty of sex wears off and you're left with an arranged marriage between two fundies, who are also conservatives and thus boiling with latent fear and anger.
7. Business trip, holiday inn express first time truly alone in entire life: "Hmmm I'm a little bored I've read Matthew 3 so many times I practically know it by heart. Maybe I'll turn on Fox news or see if they have any cool Christian movies on the pay-per-view." *Satan pours the foundation for his fortress*
8. Wife's at the supermarket with the kid. God love her but she can be a bitch sometimes. pornhub.com
9. Kleenex experiences a 0.05% spike in profits over the next several years

Before the molestations made news, the rumor was that the "sin in the camp" was him looking at porn. There's a good chance he was jerking it at his used car lot.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Pvt.Scott posted:

He seems like a real go-getter. At least someone in that community is willing to call the Duggars on their bullshit.

She has a couple of siblings who are leading somewhat normal lives, including a sister who (gasp) had a child out of wedlock.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

He won't gently caress on her period as well

Is sex allowed while she is pregnant? It may explain why she's had so many kids.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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skaboomizzy posted:

You get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar! And you get a Duggar!

EVERYBODY GETS A DUGGAR!

Don't abort it or we'll kill you

Imagine flying Jim Bob heads instead of bees.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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gameFAQsspinoffETI posted:

Why do they need an industrial kitchen? Theres only like 20 or so of them. Wouldn't a commercial kitchen make more sense?

They have a lot of fundies over for church functions. They also have a soda fountain machine.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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At least he has a decent middle name to go by when he breaks away from his nutcase parents.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

More info, please I need to know more about how deep the stupid rabbit hole goes.

I can't remember exact details, but he's very anti-Catholic (which all the fundies in that group are) and made some blog posts showing he has no loving clue how Catholicism actually works.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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donkey salami posted:

Is jessa pregnant yet?

Nope, but I wouldn't be surprised to see Jill announce baby #2 soon.

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McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

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They broke up not long after the Ashley Madison leak, so no more beard for Josiah.

http://ca.eonline.com/news/683428/j...bob-duggar-said

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