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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





dog buttz posted:

god gave you two fists for a reason

Insha'Allah

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Khorne posted:

Most americans have access to the internet now. As hard as it is to believe.

Yeah but if you preface that internet usage with years of shame about sexual desires you're still gonna generate a hosed up person

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Windows 98 posted:

Oh I forgot one. They mention one of the victims being in single digits but don't say exactly how old.

According to the newest police report info, 5, while Josh was 15

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





I GUESS THAT WHORE GOT D*GGERED

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





JOESMITHSONNWA@GMAIL.COM

I can't decide if he really likes Mormons, or he's into NWA, or really what he's trying to convey with this e-mail address.

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Pastor Perineum posted:

maybe it's no women allowed

you never know

thats some next level poo poo

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Demon Of The Fall posted:

"Anna loves him despite his flaws. She takes their vows seriously. She's a good woman. I'd probably be the same way."

My fiancÚ tonight lmao

lol terrible, good luck

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Krispy Kareem posted:

What the gently caress does a Satan fortress in your heart even mean? That's not Lucifer sitting on your shoulder and whispering in your ear. His first draft was literally, "I am a minion of the Dark Lord."

Maybe the 'heart' part separates this from the mind. Because if I was a God-loving Christian, I'd think twice about taking advice from someone so full of Satan he's got moats, parapets, and maybe a tower or two dedicated to the Fallen Angel. Perhaps he's trying to say, "it's okay guys, all that talk about hating people different than you - that's God's word from my M-I-N-D! Satan was only in charge of this DC!"

Cucked by a Fallen Angel

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007





Any time someone founds an "independent" church is 100% because they want to do something horrible that other people have shunned them for.

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