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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Are there black quiverfull families? If some black couple wanted to have an obscene amount of children that'd still be ok right?

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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Nessa posted:

Interesting story about a woman who escaped the Quiverfull movement.

http://www.alternet.org/belief/how-...lmost-killed-me

Interesting stuff. These women have such lovely lives it's unbelievable. I was watching a documentary the other day about that woman who drowned her five kids in the bathtub. I didn't realise she was part of Quiverfull. Her husband was an absolute poo poo who took her off antipsychotics and kept coercing her into more and more pregnancies despite her post natal depression. She had to homeschool five kids, and wasn't even allowed to use disposable diapers to make life easier. One of the reasons she drowned the kids was because she was convinced one of them would grow up to be a gay prostitute.

The Quiverfull movement: death or molestation.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Wulfolme posted:

I thought Michelle Duggar hit menopause and that's the only reason they stopped

I thought they were literally never going to stop trying? Like, even if she's 50 and popping out miscarriages it doesn't matter cos it's god's will.

Edit: Yeah, not a great source, but apparently she's seeing fertility doctors so she can have a downs baby at 47. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...en-aged-47.html

SEX BURRITO fucked around with this message at 10:53 on May 29, 2015

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Cthulu Carl posted:

So what's the next TLC show that's gonna have a rape scandal? My money's on the midgets because I can't think of any other show on that network because I haven't watched it since the they stopped being The Learning Channel and showing Connections and The Human Animal so I could learn about how the Black Death and computers are related and then watch a dude blow a load in a chick with a camera in her cooch.

Either the gay guy from Say Yes To The Dress, or one of the depressing housewives on Extreme Couponing.

IDK, those are just the first two shows I though of.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Did birth control really cause her miscarriage though? I had a pregnancy scare while on the pill and I read quite a few articles that said it shouldn't cause birth defects, miscarriages etc. As long as you stop taking them as soon as you find out. Those bunches of cells are pretty resilient.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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There's a super weird church near me called Plymouth Bretheren and they still do the headscarf thing. You ocasionally see the women out shopping, all wearing long denim skirts and with waist length hair. They barely speak to outsiders and have the creepiest air about them. I honestly feel terrible for the younger girls with them who look miserable.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Wanna see a show where Lena Dunham moves in with the Duggars.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Lord of Pie posted:

Michelle's most likely gonna die the next time she tries to use that poison womb

Oh gently caress imagine if this happened and ole Jim Bob decided to get himself a nice young bride and start over again. Maybe that's what the eldest daughter is waiting for -- a quiverfull of her own.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Jimbob Tightpants.

SEX BURRITO fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Jun 10, 2015

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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19 Dicks and Cunting

"Honey, the bible says I've got to take a quiverfull... of dicks."

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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The porn parody previews are already out:

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Top City Homo posted:

They need to do way instain brother> who gently caress thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a brother in ar who had finger three kids. they are taking the babbys back in new york too blond lady for chat. my pary are with the mother who lost her daughters to brother molest ; i am truley sorry for your lots

How is duggar formed?
How michelle get pragnent?

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Jimcest

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Every time I see this pic, all I can see is low-effort Joker cosplay.

It's a mash up costume of the joker and the gay guy from Glee. The Poker?

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Network Pesci posted:

Suicide Squad is lookin worse and worse.

A crime fighting Quiverfull family would actually be a good movie.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Countdown starts here for the day when little bow tie Duggar gets caught picking up men in a truck stop bathroom and asking them to cum all over his countenance.

Followed by the tearful repentance and apology, straight camp, and lots of photos of him holding hands with his dead eyed wife.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'm staring at my screen with barely concealed contempt. Everything about the joke was bad but when I noticed you oh so cleverly changed Jim Bob to Jim Beta it turned from a lovely joke into a window to your soul. It reveals a mind so loving simple and insecure that it had to edit a dumbass cuck joke. The kind of mind that picks up on this haha MRAs are dumbfucks thing and just runs with it - With all the sophistication and understanding of nappy clad 3yo wearing their mothers pearls. gently caress you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a beta chicken that just got cucked.

Does that illustrate to you just how god damned terrible the joke was? If you're reading that chicken crossed the road joke and thinking man that loving sucks then we've reached a point of empathy.

Oh no, forums user Dog Buttz is not meeting my high posting standards.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:


90 Day Fiancée is a more enjoyable trainwreck, BECAUSE it's a trainwreck.

gently caress this channel. It's watchable because it's overtly terrible.

90 Day Fiancee is awesome. I like the goony guys who have to meet women from third world countries. And the couples who are 19 or so and don't even speak the same language, but have to get married so they can have sex.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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WhyteRyce posted:

While watching Sister Wives, I saw they started running ads for the new season of My Big Fat Fabulous Life. Looks like this season is not such a fabulous life for her anymore.

Yeah, countdown to her having a gastric band starts now. The show was supposed to be about someone who is happy being fat, but every time I've seen clips of that show she just comes across as sarcastic and insufferable.

She reminds me of that fat acceptance blogger from years ago who had the surgery. Goons got weirdly obsessed with her.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Hard to say as the photo is kinda small, but that youtube commentator looks like she might be fat herself. Which would be hilarious.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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Panfilo posted:

TLC should've given Thore a gastric bypass instead of a TV show.

Give her a couple of years and she can be on My 600lb Life. Everybody wins!

And yeah, I agree that PCOS loving sucks and really can mess with your weight. I have a hormonal issue myself which can cause weight to pile on. Most people quickly learn that they need to focus so much more on their diet and can't be lazy about exercise. However, this woman definitely has a big ole dose of sadbrains underneath her 'happy fat girl' exterior.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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They need to bring back Honey Boo Boo so we can watch classic moments like this: https://youtu.be/KNFMZydIfJE (possibly NMS)

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SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

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How long have these purity ball things being going on? It'd be interesting to hear from these girls 10 or 15 years after the ball and hear their experiences.

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