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I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Free Market Mambo posted:

Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum.

Time works the same way.

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I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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Jesus Christ posted:

I'm this, this is me



I knew you'd come back!

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!







I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Monkey Fracas posted:

real question is will TLC try and spin off something from the show

"Well, creepy child molestation, but ratings"

Funny you should mention that...

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!








:jimbob:





*Anyone who's got $30 and wants to, feel free to make this a smilie.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Ultimate Mango posted:

The glasses need to be animated 'deal with it' style, but if they were, it would be worth my

Animation's not my thing, but I've got the full-size gif with a transparent background if someone else wants to take a stab at it.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Whatev posted:

This is my body, which is given for you. Do this in remembrance of me.

Suffer the little children to come unto me.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Pvt.Scott posted:

As long as you're loving a reasonably distant cousin, you're alright for quite a few generations. Also, if you didn't grow up with them around then it's likely that you and your cousin would find each other desirable. Genetics or some poo poo.

Someone shoulda told Thomas Hardy that.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Buttcoin purse posted:

I don't know much about any of them but



Every time I see this pic, all I can see is low-effort Joker cosplay.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Krispy Kareem posted:

The Duggars are toast. They were were only a national influence because of the show. They might still carry some weight in Arkansas, but that's it. I'm sure there's some other repressive, yet quaint family with no recorded instances of incest that Fundies can hitch their wagons to instead.

I sincerely hope at every big family dinner, with the two eldest male Duggars sitting at the head of the table, Jim Bob repeatedly tells Josh to just go gently caress himself.

"Hey Josh, can you pass me the potatoes and go gently caress yourself, thanks."

"sure, dad."

... but I thought masturbation wasn't allowed in their fundie religion?

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Vacation Tenzin posted:

The perfect Dugg was the last one they had.

Please please Jesus someone who's better at coming up with funny lyrics than me do a "Perfect Dugg"/"Perfect Drug" parody.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I can't do the whole thing, but I can give you this:

(first verse)
I've got my wife, but my sisters are enticing me
I fooled around, now the media's degrading me
Gawker goes straight for the throat
(I wish I could sail away on daddy's boat)

(pre-chorus)
My fin-gers want to get inside of you!
My boner quivers at the sight of you!
My values are backwards now
The more I am repressed, the more I cry!

Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you
Ooooh... And I touched you

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

You are the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg, the perfect Dugg

etc...

*sniff* It's more beautiful than I dreamed it could be.

Thank you!

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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I Dunno posted:

It isn't surprising that a dude raised in a culture where women are second-class and below him would treat a woman he's having sex with like an object. He clearly doesn't care about if the woman is having a good time or not. I mean drat, didn't he notice she was frightened? Or did he just not care?

Well, here's the thing, though: with this kind of fundamentalism, sex isn't supposed to be pleasurable for the woman. For her it's purely perfunctory, and she's only there to exist as a vessel and make babies.




edit:

Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it.

I Shot The Serif fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Aug 28, 2015

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






cumshitter posted:

Dude hosed up bad but barring a radical shift in how society views ex-convict sex offenders he is condemned to misery and poverty once he is released.

Realistically, as a black man in the Bible Belt he was probably condemned to this circumstance from the start, sex-offender status or no.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






Jack Gladney posted:

We've talked about the Christian Discipline movement, right? It seems really creepy but a lot of the discussion seems to be undersexed housewives trying to find ways of convincing their bewildered cornfed husbands that it's biblical and holy to spank them for being slow in serving up dinner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXT_IOt81Xs

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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PathAsc posted:

Little Duggars on the hillside,
Little Duggars made of blanket training,
Little Duggars on the hillside,
Little Duggars, all the same.
There's a boy one and a girl one
And a young one and a pedo one
They're all made out of blanket training,
And they Jim Bob just the same.

Marry me. Right now.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!






LingcodKilla posted:

I remember everything except the name. Pretty brutal.

Clarissa

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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Rambling Robot posted:

I feel so sorry for

1 Joshua James "Josh" March 3, 1988 (age 27)
2 Jana Marie January 12, 1990 (age 25)
3 John-David
4 Jill Michelle May 17, 1991 (age 24)
5 Jessa Lauren November 4, 1992 (age 22)
6 Jinger Nicole December 21, 1993 (age 21)
7 Joseph Garrett January 20, 1995 (age 20)
8 Josiah Matthew August 28, 1996 (age 19)
9 Joy-Anna October 28, 1997 (age 17)[
10 Jedidiah Robert December 30, 1998 (age 16)
11 Jeremiah Robert
12 Jason Michael April 21, 2000 (age 15)
13 James Andrew July 7, 2001 (age 14)
14 Justin Samuel November 15, 2002 (age 12)
15 Jackson Levi May 23, 2004 (age 11)
16 Johannah Faith October 11, 2005 (age 10)
17 Jennifer Danielle August 2, 2007 (age 8)
18 Jordyn-Grace Makiya December 18, 2008 (age 6)
19 Josie Brooklyn

Check it out, they've got a Jed Bob and a Jerry Bob.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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Krispy Kareem posted:

A few months before the mom had posted an article praising African baby neutering methods and how Kenyan babies don't cry.



Please tell me there's another definition for "neutering" that I'm not familiar with.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

37 Jim Bobs?!

In a ROW?

Try not to Jim any Bobs on your way through the parking lot!

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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tacodaemon posted:

It's okay, though, they're largely calling him by his nickname "Quincy" (you can see how they get that from "Spurgeon Elliot")

All this and they're Jack Klugman fans too?

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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PathAsc posted:

Girls Make The Bed Up Straight
Beat Porn Stars On A Date
Don't Have To Take You Out
"Nike" You Scream And Shout
I Always Smell Like Smoke
Sex Rehab's Just A Joke
I Never Look At You
Like I Look At My Sisters...

These Are Not All Of The
Many Simple Things
You Can Find Wrong With Me
Once Would You Tell Me Please...

What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg Right
What Do I Dugg, What Do I Dugg
What Do I Dugg, What Do I JIM BOB

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Jul 19, 2007

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Lacey posted:

I have to hand it to the background Duggarette for not looking super grossed out at what she was witnessing. Girl knows how to keep her face on.

Countenance.

I Shot The Serif
Jul 19, 2007

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Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I bet they'll devote 5-10 minutes of the first episode discussing Josh, and then never mention him again for the rest of the show. Meanwhile, people watching who want to hear more about Josh will stop watching. Eventually, no one will care about this stupid, stupid family.

I appreciate your optimism, but as long as tabloid media and TLC continue to force them on us, there's a group of idiots out there who will continue to care.

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Jul 19, 2007

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Really want to know what advertisers are good with child rape

I imagine Subway's not on the list.

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Jul 19, 2007

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Oh, boy...

http://addictinginfo.org/2016/05/05...teen-daughters/

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Jul 19, 2007

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Haier posted:

LOL, I don't even consider most 25-year-olds ready, what to speak of a 13 year old. That's some poo poo.

On average, 13 is (or used to be) the age at which most girls begin menstruating. As soon as they do that, they can start popping out babies.

Gotta start 'em early to maximize their viable breeding years.

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