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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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caleramaen posted:

Though it was funny when she called Mike Huckabee Mike Fuckabee.

A lazy joke but I'm still laughing

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Duggar I hardly knew her

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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Josh Duggar confessed to his father Jim Bob Duggar on THREE separate occasions to multiple acts of sexual molestation against his sisters and a family friend, according to a new police report obtained exclusively by In Touch magazine.

http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/...ce-report-59752

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/lovejo...hael-pearl.html

A MIRACLE fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Jun 4, 2015

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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do one where the eyebrow is twitching

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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The human body is very resilient.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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King of Bees posted:

What alignment would the duggar class be?

Lawful neutral

Classes don't have alignments tho

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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So what's the over/under on Jim Bob molesting his daughters as well?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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19 kids and cumming

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Sep 17, 2007

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Duggar? I hardly knew 'er!

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Sep 17, 2007

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Who's there?

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Sep 17, 2007

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so does InTouch have any more dirt on these people or is this story mostly over

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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I agree but

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Sep 17, 2007

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I wrote some software for work that will automatically flag and delete toxic Instagram comments on your posts. Maybe I should give Josh a call

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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isn't there some study that concludes the more boys a woman bears, the more likely each successive one will be a homo

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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this is amazing. sooo much schadenfreude in this thread

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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TwoFire posted:

Jesus Christ just looking at that database setup and being able to assume certain table schemas, I can guess just how lovely this thing is built.

SQL code:
1176060,’2011-10-13 23:41:52’,0,’2012-12-07 00:07:22’,0,2,2,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,’josh_the_man’,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,’Fayetteville’,’72764’,4,36.179938,-94.145696,1,NULL,NULL,NULL,2,’1988-03-02’,’Looking for

you!’,1,86184,183,4,1,0,5,2,’|7|23|15|46|37|38|48|36|28|42|43|50|51|39|29|49|18|’,’’,’I\’m really open! You let me know what your fantasy is and we\’ll do it

together!’,’|30|31|32|37|38|40|41|42|43|44|45|4|18|48|49|6|10|52|11|53|14|9|17|12|16|55|56|60|’,
one to many relationships are hard okay

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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Who cares about Josh anymore, I want the deets on Daddy Jimbo

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Sep 17, 2007

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Do It Once Right posted:

Too much bonkers poo poo in there to quote anything. These people have tremendous political power and social influence in my country. They are totally nuts.

Well I'll quote this anyway

quote:

Another treatment was called “healthy touch,” which Unger described as an exercise where you learned how to touch men in a “'healthy' way, not a sexual way.” It involved picking a male partner, and hugging and cuddling on the floor while the lights were dimmed and slow music played in the background, he said.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

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Where can one procure some of that Oxycotton?

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Sep 17, 2007

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https://www.google.com/maps/place/A...5322814ee5b4192

They live across from a Waste Management headquarters?

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Sep 17, 2007

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if you add texas pete's to that i'd probably eat it

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Sep 17, 2007

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfX8VhqsZS8

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Sep 17, 2007

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i thought she banged a bunch of other dudes before jimothy

imagine being eskimo brothers with the duggar patriarch

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Sep 17, 2007

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am i crazy or do super devout christian girls always have really long hair

countenance

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Sep 17, 2007

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XMNN posted:

its seriously creepy

also how did they get the call

also this is what hospitals were invented for

holy poo poo dude, that phone call

holy shiiiiit

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Sep 17, 2007

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why do they look like that

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would

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