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Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art..._dailymailceleb

article synopsis posted:

Anna Duggar has four children with husband of nearly seven years, Josh
She will likely 'on some level... absorb some of the blame' for spouse's admitted infidelity and secret pornography addiction, family insider says
There is also 'no way' she will leave reality star - despite the new scandal
Anna 'is fully committed to her marriage and children,' the insider claims
If Anna has been adhering to her mom-in-law Michelle's top marriage tip, she will have said 'yes' to sex whenever Josh, 27, has wished to have it
Michelle has said she does not deny husband Jim Bob sex, even if tired
There are exceptions, however; Michelle does not have sex for 80 days after birth of daughter, for 40 days after birth of son, or when on period
Josh admitted on Thursday to being unfaithful to his wife and having an addiction to online porn in statement that followed Ashley Madison hack

It's like clockwork with these assholes, you have to admire the consistency if nothing else. What would Josh have to do for christians to say "that one was all on him"?

jerk off on himself

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Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

Mercury_Storm posted:

He could come out as gay or trans, that would make them turn against him real goddamn quick. Not that it's going to happen, but in the hypothetical universe where he did do so, for whatever reason, he would be un-personed by the evangelical community overnight.

But some of these guys have literally been caught red handed at truck stops and they just said "c'mon guys, aren't we all sinners?" and got a bunch of money to go to rehab.

Maybe if he came out as transgender, but I'm only saying that because to my knowledge it has never happened and I can't imagine any argument that could possibly reconcile their lovely beliefs with accepting him. I'm sure they'd still blame Anna though

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

Mercury_Storm posted:

It's if he actually came out saying "HEY GUYS I'm gay and loving it!" that's what would be the complete end of his gravy train.

And the beginning of the man gravy train

:a2m:

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

Toadvine posted:

If they were smart they'd form collectivist compounds to raise their food and school their kids but if they were smart they wouldn't be christian fundamentalists.

You don't think these guys are smart? They've created and gotten people to buy into a system that essentially gives them free reign to do whatever they want to whoever they want, and they always have a fall guy in jesus, the devil, or their wives. They're manipulative, egomaniacal, backwards pieces of poo poo, but one thing they aren't is stupid.

I mean Josh Duggar paid for an account on a website whose sole purpose is helping people have affairs, hosed a porn star, developed a porn addiction, sought relationships with strippers, and nationally disgraced the frc, and yet his wife is taking the blame for all of it for not "providing counseling" and opening her legs every time he demanded it. She would be taking this blame literally no matter what she had done to help with his "stress". Josh is going to get a bunch of months in a religious resort while she is left to raise and support the children, and dutifully wait for him to come back so she can try to be a better wife. This is normal to them, system working as intended.

That is just absolutely sick loving evil genius

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

Toadvine posted:

this is one strangely successful family, there are hundreds of other quiverfull families packed into trailers barely scratching out a living. I think you're attributing genius to manipulative behavior. people have been subservient for all time, doesnt mean their abuser is particularly smart.

if they can pull out of this nosedive I'll reconsider, but until then, they're stupid. (and they're at least stupidly shortsighted if they let one sex abuse scandal disrupt their scam)

John Q Mudhut trying to raise 12 kids working as a wal mart stocker is clearly dumb because he buys into the whole quiverfull thing. Jim Bob and Michelle just want to keep the free stuff rolling in, and all the repugnant poo poo they've said since the crisis has been to reinforce their status as spiritual and village leaders in their own community. As far as we can tell this is working. They've somehow managed to come off looking like the victims to their christian fundamentalist crowd. Faultless victims that is, so their spiritual power is through the roof now.

Also Josh is dumb because he just inherited the name and went hog wild

Edit: Maybe genius is hyperbole, but manipulation takes a type of intelligence. They probably suck at Kerbal Space Program though

Cuveball Sliders fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Aug 29, 2015

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

My Rhythmic Crotch posted:

No, it's like pointing out that white people get preferential treatment.

That's kind of what I struggle with when I think about his case. The 5 year period of time between the crime and the final sentencing makes me think other aggravating factors came into play, but I've pulled his rap sheet and the only charges he's in for are the initial crimes. He was dangerous to the public, and to himself. How do you rehab that? I wish I knew.

But no killing him is not the right answer

The reason people are against minors in prison is because that's an age where the brain is still developing, learning is happening at an incredible rate, and rehabilitation is easiest (not easy, but easiest). Without knowing his specific case I couldn't begin to come up with a plan to help him rehabilitate, but I can tell you it's definitely possible if you can get him to buy in.

I wish our prison system was based around actual rehabilitation because punishing people for the sake of punishing them is stupid, wastes money, and just ends in recidivism when they get out and can't function in the real world (or have any motivation to do so). It's a sad system.

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007
http://moisom.com/in-response-to-the-viral-post-about-anna-duggar/

Someone writing about how Anna should be a good faithful housewife because otherwise satan wins. I feel like I'm staring into the face of stockholm syndrome every time I see a picture of her, it's really depressing.

quote:

I’m praying for our children, that they would grow to breathe fire, indeed. But that that HOLY FIRE would look radically different from a world that says “run when it’s not easy…”

gently caress you lady

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007
Jill jerks Josh's junk

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

FIRST TIME posted:

The leader of the religious group's name was Got Hard?

This is a never ending comedy goldmine that will never run dry.

Jim Bob Gothard

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007



Josh spotted?

Edit for table breaking. Sorry about that

Cuveball Sliders fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 15, 2015

Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

Casimir Radon posted:

That's probably the male half of her nepotistic spawn, the one who doesn't have to do gay marriage certificates either.

Yeah I guess the vacant eyed, skin too tight for skeleton look isn't unique to the Duggars

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Cuveball Sliders
Oct 9, 2007

"As the Inquisitr reported, the Duggar matriarch and patriarch Michelle and Jim Bob were described as stunned when they found out.

'This wasn’t something they ever imagined was possible,' said a source. 'They so strictly limit their exposure to these sorts of outside influences – from websites to even the sort of television they watch, if they turn on the TV at all – that they were absolutely baffled by how this could have been possible.'"

Once he figured out there were more than 10 web pages out there, and that most of them were porn, sounds like he really dove balls deep into the internet. Jimbobstinence only education just doesn't work

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