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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Why can't attractive people be having dozens of kids instead of these weird motherfuckers who posses all the worst traits of whiteness. No one needs more of them.

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

"My name is Ivana Moleskids"
"I must be dreaming"

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Lol every time I check this thread some bizarre new level of hosed upness has been found

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action
Yeah worldliness is one that's new to me but it seems to be on the tongue of all the fundamentalist assholes posted itt

E: probs not even close to the worst thing that's been on their tongues tho

swampland fucked around with this message at 20:39 on May 28, 2015

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

PassTheRemote posted:

It'll be worse for the daughters that escape, if any do escape. They will be on their own with no life skills, probably no form of Identification, and good luck them trying get crucial documents (birth certificate, SSN card, documentations of homeschooling) from parents who will shun them and do everything possible to keep them from being able to live on their own.

Gotta release a tell all book and go hard on exposing your rear end in a top hat family, make talk show money, maybe speaking fees as a cult survivor or whatever at places

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

empty sea posted:

Exactly. At 18 one of those kids could just walk out until she or he hits a payphone or computer and get in touch with the media. Then it's clear sailing. Imagine the fuckton of journalists and idiots who want to hear every dirty detail about the Duggars. Sure, the money they get, and probably the interviews and tell-all books, won't buy them the common sense and education they've been denied but it'll be enough to get them started.

Even if they end up broke and working min wage at McDonald's, they'll still be better off than being a brainless, submissive broodmare or dumbass patriarch leading another generation into stupidity. All they have to do is realize there are options....which they likely won't because they've been brain-washed since birth. This is worse than the Truman Show because there aren't people breaking in to shriek the truth at them, instead we just film them and laugh at their ignorance and hosed up ways of life.\

We are all Jane Goodall and god have mercy on our souls.

Indeed, but take note Duggar kids YOU HAVE TO BE THE FIRST!!! If another sibling leaves before you they'll take all the good stories with them and your potential profits will drop enormously DO NOT SLEEP ON THIS

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swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

shiksa posted:

whats so fundamentally broken about your friend that discovery was interested in doing a show?

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