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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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TheNinjaScotsman posted:

Remember that nice wholesome redneck family from the teevee?



I remember them specifically because there was one goon who said to thread in general that he'd bet a million fuckin' dollars that there's gonna be some creepy incest poo poo with that family some years down the line

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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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natetimm posted:

If you have enough kids, eventually one of them will be a Hitler.

the flip side of this one is that one of them will eventually be a beethoven but i guess that isn't really working out for them

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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shiksa posted:

i think duggar boys start balding at 16

in all fairness, there's a lot of white people who start balding at 16

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Broenheim posted:

god i cant wait to see what other poo poo comes out from this family. you know its just going to get more and more hosed from here on out

the miscarried duggar was actually the oldest daughter's anencephalic incest baby

e: imagine except with the brain cavity exploding instead of the jaw

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Leon Einstein posted:

Why does TLC push little people so hard? They're not automatically interesting because of their stature. Seems really exploitative to me.

TLC is America's Kingdom of the Little People.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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TheNinjaScotsman posted:

but on the whole the average Fox News viewer seems to be anti-incest and anti-child molestation.

well, at least one of the above

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Josh at one time in his life has touched all 3 of these women. (Middle is his wife)

would, would, nope

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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lol josh has looked like a cretinous neanderthal all his life

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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book 8: the molestation accusation

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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lol 2 3 and 5 look like costumes from a japanese rpg

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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afterhours posted:



What the hell is going on here?

taint reaping irl

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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PT6A posted:

Do the women ever figure out for themselves that they're horny? I mean, I feel like it would be pretty obvious after a certain point.

they're taught that this feeling is called "sin"

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

James Robert Duggar.

this is very much the name of a person who would've assassinated lincoln if booth hadn't gotten to him first

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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jim bob un

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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mdm posted:

What exactly did the Clintons do worse? Is this some kind of bizarre conspiracy poo poo like thinking they murdered Vince Foster or what

monica was bill's long-lost sister

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Monkey Fracas posted:

can you imagine never being able to wack off

pff, this is what siblings are for

bitcoin bastard posted:

hahahaah how much you wanna bet that 'removing safari' was just deleting it from the home screen

delete safari...

... install chrome

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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sadly, jem berb would never do it because it would be blasphemous

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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hang on, gettin my pool boy real quick

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Code Jockey posted:

Fallout 4 DLC: You discover a vault hidden in the ruins of Arkansas which is drastically overpopulated by a population ravaged by incest, leaving them even more mutated than the surface dwellers

this was the plot of a dlc for fallout 3 though

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Chafey posted:

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...tandards-201546

This is a really really funny article, and also what makes this especially funny to me (Full disclaimer: I am a Caucasian male born in Hawaii with Caucasian family in Alaska) is the reference to Bristol Palin as an "Alaska native"

well idk maybe todd palin got cucked by a built aleutian dude with a fine rear end back in the 90s

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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etalian posted:

at least you didn't get beat up by a redneck kid who randomly knew karate.

gently caress, what movie is this from? burn after reading?

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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i'm still trying to figure out if this thing is trying to tell me that my body combined with god's body makes some bales of ground beef

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Code Jockey posted:

I hope it's a big fuckin' bus

idk i hear it'll actually be kinda short

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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boom boom boom posted:

I wonder how old a Duggar child is before it can recognize and knows the names of all its siblings.

inbreeding has reduced their visual cognitive ability to around the level of a cat, so they mostly just see vaguely detailed shadows and try to make assumptions from there based on whether they smell fear, sex, or both at once

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Cowslips Warren posted:

I wonder at what number of kids it was simply for the mom to push out the next, check the gender, maybe name it, then pass it off to an older sister and never worry about it again.

two

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YY6kheoYw

Dutch TV host, the lyrics are fake but cant find a better vid of it on YT.

this video is good enough because it has a very angry dutchman giving us the deets on the pedosexual in the comments

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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lol i just saw about a minute of the fox news exclusive duggar interview and jim bob says maybe this wouldn't have happened if only he'd trained his son harder

his words, not mine

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

They probably would have stayed together if she had cleaned that house even once.

they probably would've stayed together if she'd stop spending all their tlc cash on tanning salons

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

Would Josh Duggar molest Meg Griffin?

that apple is too far from the tree

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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duggar wars

"grandpa jim bob?!"
"jeorge... i am your father"
*gasp*

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Amarcarts posted:

Are there any advertisers that haven't pulled out?

jim bob will never pull out

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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XMNN posted:

josh has 4 kids already i reckon he could easily clear 20

if none of the kids let the side down that could be 400+ duggars in the next generation

how do you keep track of that many cousins

if the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, by which ones have your stds and which ones don't

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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amusinginquiry posted:

which duggar is your favorite?
josh and jinger's daughter

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Do It Once Right posted:

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

"fellatio"

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Commie NedFlanders posted:

Stop right here.

I think a whole lot of what I'm seeing is people lining up to condemn the Duggars and also other Christians for being sanctimonious hypocrites. I think people are getting satisfaction from someone who claims to have found the truth having just as ugly problems as the rest of us.

Now I understand that many people have had the unfortunate experience of people claiming to use Christianity or Christian values as an exterior to justify at attitude of judging others.

I grew up in the south and unfortunately there's an ugly history of people wrapping up hate in a pretty package. With all of that in mind, I can see how people might think "oh well these people believe they are better than us so it's good to see them suffer in their problems". Here's the thing though, it should be clear to anyone with a passing understanding of Christianity to see that if someone is authentically trying to live a Christian life, they are absolutely not the target of your frustrations.

Christianity is about humility, it's about forgiveness, it's about acknowledging first and foremost that I am a sinner, I messed up, I'm unclean and accepting that and knowing that I have no place to cast judgement on others. It's about the togetherness we find in being alone, unworthy, hell even unlovable in the infinite judgement of God yet still loved and by redemption through Christ we find a way to aim for something better.


I think this whole debacle goes to show that no matter how picture perfect your family seems, everyone has sin, everyone messes up, every single one of us stepped in poo poo. Christians are not above that and there is no Christian justification for behaving as if one is holier than thou.



There seems to be so much of other people projecting intentions and stuff onto this family. I think they have all shown shame, humility,and repentance and I don't think anyone is trying to downplay the significance of this.

It's just not helpful in anyway to anyone (especially the poor girls) to make this into a media spectacle and tear the family to pieces as a way to take a jab at Christianity

source your quotes

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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XMNN posted:

i hope they fall out with the federal government and go down in a blaze of glory

branch davidians, quiverfulls... tanks and napalm solve everything

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Commie NedFlanders posted:

still though, as for me, i'm in no position to cast stones at anyone so i hope their family can grow from this awful situation

incest babies tend to make families grow larger, yes

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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jim's bobs

FRIES... piled high

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What would the Duggar porn parody be called?

19 Kids And They're All Fuckin

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The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

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Robotnik Nudes posted:

You guys laugh now but in like 50 years "Duggars" are gonna be their own minority.


"I am J'Hoshua, son of Jim Bob. I worship the God of Jim Bob. Accept the seed and the seed of my brothers or prepare to make war, Yankee dogs."

our words are backed by nuclear weapons

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