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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


etalian posted:

bald spots and massive foreheads far as the eye can see.

There's a solution! Send these fuckers to England and hope some chavs eat them.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.



jesus help me

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


PT6A posted:

That was my first thought, too. If it's lasting hours, you're either really lovely at wanking, or doing it far, far too much.

But, yeah, I can't imagine not being allowed to jerk it as a teenager. I don't think I could've make it three days when I was 14, much less permanent.

Same. My second thought was that wow, this kid probably has zero time to himself ever. No wonder he's in a bathroom for hours. They all have no privacy whatsoever, and I don't even mean that regarding time to masturbate. They don't even have their own rooms, do they? Granted there's nothing wrong with sharing a room with one other sibling [same sex I mean, just not girl/boy unless they can agree on decor]. No wonder he's hosed up among other reasons.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Nessa posted:

One of the few episodes I remember watching, they had just built this giant house and some of the older girls were going to get their own rooms, but they decided they didn't want their own rooms. The teenage girls chose to keep sharing a bedroom.

They had become so used to constantly being around other people that the thought of sleeping in a bedroom alone terrified them.

And it's easier to not get raped if there's someone to help you fight off your brother.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.



Um. I just noticed something. Are they dissing tay-tay??

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


I honestly wonder if Josh told his parents first just to get the jump and make it look like he was repentant. Then when that worked he went back to raping/molesting his sisters, confesses again, and the cycle continues until he finally gets married. Him snitching on himself first meant it looks like his sisters were total 'whores' and asking for it and such. Poor girls. Can't catch a break.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Darth123123 posted:

You've thought of this a lot

Not really. I just remember me and my sister getting into trouble, like burning pots trying to make jamoncillo. She'd always spill the beans first so it looked like I was trying to hie how we both screwed up.

I just wanted sugar candy man. At least I never got duggared.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


It's hard to 'shop her looking into your soul when she doesn't have one and so doesn't know what it'd look like.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


SERPUS posted:

Can you make her chin really long.

Like King Tut?

Or just the whole thang?

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I highly doubt Jim Bob gives oral sex

Judging by general reactions in the PYF scary unnerving things, a lot of people are scared of caves and cave spelunking.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


I Dunno posted:

Maybe some of the kids noticed how much attention the scandal was getting, so they realized that if they reached out to the outside world, someone would help them.

They aren't allowed to use the internet without an older sibling's supervision, and can only go to preapproved sexless religion sites.

I wonder if they try to sell each other out for goody two shoe points.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


It feels like they're fleeing the country. What's the extradition laws in Brown People Land?

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


whalesteak posted:

Another bit of shittiness pointed out by someone on the freejinger site is that Grandma Duggar currently lives in their "guest suite" which looks to be about a 10x10 room that opens directly into the laundry room.



Conventionally, the only bedroom that you have to walk through the laundry room to access are maid's quarters. Way to honor thy mother, Jim Bob.

It's great the girl's room connects directly to the sewing room. They can just grab a long knitting needle and perform their own abortion, anytime, anywhere!

Also what gets put into the mechanical room?

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

That floor plan doesn't make sense to me. How do you get into the master suite? There's no door, unless that's what the beach umbrella somehow represents? And why doesn't the catwalk line up with anything?

I feel like Lovecraft would have adored this house.

I think that's a staircase that curls to save space.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


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... AND TONIGHT, A 911 CALL IS RELEASED SAYING THAT THE DUGGER FAMILY -- THAT THE DUGGAR FAMILY WERE NOT COOPERATING WITH A DHS INVESTIGATION. JIM BOBQ -- JIM BOB DUGGAR IS DENYING ALLEGATIONS MADE TO A 911 CALL EARLIER THIS YEAR. IN THE CALL,

THE CALLER SAID HE WAS WITH THE WASHINGTON COUNTY DEPARTMENT OF HUMAN SERVICES. THE CALLER GOES ON TO SAY THAT HE IS AT THE DUGGAR RESIDENCE FOR AN INVESTIGATION. ADDRESS IS, I'M SORRY, DUGGAR 'S FAMILY HOME.

DANIEL: WE OBTAINED A CALL TODAY FROM THE SPRINGDALE POLICE. I GUESS THEY ARE NOT BEING COOPERATIVE AND WE HAVE TO SEE THE CHILD TO MAKE SURE THE CHILD IS ALL RIGHT. WE JUST NEED POLICE ASSISTANCE OR ESCORT.

DANIEL: AFTER THAT, THE DISPATCHER TRANSFERS THE CALLER TO THE WASHINGTON COUNTY SHERIFF'S OFFICE. WE SPOKE WITH JIM BOB DUGGAR BY PHONE ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON AND HE SAYS THE STATEMENT MADE IN THE 911 CALL WERE "FICTITIOUS AND BOGUS."

Who really made the call

Who is poking the bees nest

Who is trying to keep Jim Bob from Jim Bobbing

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Jack Gladney posted:

It would be pretty wild if it turns out that in the south in the 90s there was a Christian conspiracy by school teachers and administrators to rape kids.

Wasn't there some christian school where the head cheese demanded the female students use spoons to clean the carpets on their knees and did a butt ton of Bad Touching to them? I thought it was Accelerated Christian Education related or something.

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May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Picnic Princess posted:

What if it was a c-section, doesn't count as a birth, right? So they could get going right away then? I'm confused about these rules since I'm a heathen.

The uterus once contained a baby. It's still recovering from the efforts of creating a baby. Did you even know anything about birth?

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Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Crusty Nutsack posted:

I don't think the duggars abstain from loving after birth because of medical reasons you dolt

I'd loving hope so dear lord give the cooter a loving break

Every new mum bleeds after having her baby (lochia), whether the birth was vaginal or by caesarean section. It's how your body gets rid of the lining of your uterus (womb) after birth. The blood may come out in gushes, or flow more evenly, similar to a heavy period.

The bleeding will change colour and become lighter as your uterus heals and returns to its pre-pregnancy size. At first, the flow of lochia will be heavy and bright red, and may have clots in it. Gradually, it will change to pink then brown, and eventually to yellow-white.

You may bleed for as little as two weeks to three weeks, or for as long as six weeks after having your baby. The flow will gradually become less. Red lochia usually tapers off within the first couple of weeks, though if you try to do too much too soon, it may start flowing again. If you see bright red blood, it's a sign that you need to slow down.
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a553465/bleeding-after-the-birth-lochia#ixzz3rLiO8bqA

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Do not worry if you pass a few blood clots, as long as they are smaller than a golf ball in diameter. Use pads, not tampons, during this time. Change the pad at least every 4 hours to prevent irritation and infection.

Do not have sex until the lochia is almost gone. If sex causes pain, wait a few days because your body is still healing.
http://www.webmd.com/baby/tc/vaginal-bleeding-after-delivery-topic-overview



I want to see a whack a mole game where every time you hit the Jim, the hammer yells BOB! at you

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