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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

wow

wow

"He only put his pee-pee in your pooper, and even then just because you let yourself become a tool of Satan. It was only something touching your body. The power this will give your undying spirit will be an incredible gift from God. Give you body over to him and you may find forgiveness for your sins that led to your brother raping you in the butt. Your older brother raped you in the butt because God loves you. It is God's eternal plan that your older brother rape you in the butt because he loves you and He loves you."


WOW.

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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

CPL593H posted:

Is this actually quoted from the police report or something. Please tell me this is not an actual thing.

i was narrating on the behalf of the abuse 'therapy' guide up there

you know they'd never use the real name for a bad thing that happened to you because God loves you

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Al Nipper posted:

We're... errr... normal people



I think that dog is a muppet. A real dog would be freaking out like in the horror movies when it smells the monster.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Takes archives, but if you want some supplemental reading on the Accelerated Christian Education thing that keeps coming up as part of their homeschooling cirriculum: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3659026

Lotta stupid worksheets, lot of "God did it" on the biology bits, hours and hours of rote memorization while sitting silently at a cubicle. Everything is about the bible at all times.



E: gonna link some pictures

quote:











The entirety of the Duggar children's sex education:

quote:



Twinty Zuleps fucked around with this message at 07:56 on May 23, 2015

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

If we could all just open up and admit that half of us with younger sisters or slightly older sisters or twin sisters or distractingly attractive cousins or particularly friendly dogs or notably willful dogs that needed to learn their place have all been involved in some sexual touching in our youth then we could all welcome a part of Jesus' love that we've been refusing back into our lives and I think the whole world would be better for our honesty.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy



someone else do this but well

i don't know how to make something that looks like marker marks in 'shop

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Say Nothing posted:

By their own rules, all Christians are pretty much going to hell anyway.



it had obesity's number

god saw america coming

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

gary glitter has more than the one song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

CHORUS OF CHILDREN'S VOICES: Yeah, Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

calusari posted:



this is pretty much the worst possible advice someone could ever give

I'm not even seeing the advice, what's it telling the mother of diddled children to do?

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

guys i'm not cool with incest or pedophilia but you know you're kind of reveling in this in a manner i find distasteful

could you revel more tastefully


im not cool with sex with horses either or dogs

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy


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ham_sanitizer posted:

my family actually spent an evening at todd akin's house helping with a mass mailing when i was little. i played hide-and-go-seek with his kids. i met doug phillips quite a few times.

it's weird thinking about that stuff now.
well it's not like they go a rapin' every day

that seems like a lazy Sunday kind of activity

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

It really is just the best that so many passionate christians are apologizing for incestual pedophilia. America has a real problem with undying team loyalty at the expense of all else.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Jumpingmanjim posted:

From Cosmopolitan:

So youíve never kissed anyone?

Jessa: Nope ó well, I mean my brothers! I think all of us girls have really purposed to save our first kiss for our wedding day.

Okay, not that weird. Lots of people kiss their brothers. But this question is just a lead-up to this series of Qs.

Have you ever been curious about what itís like?

Jessa: I canít say I havenít been, but itís the anticipation, the suspense! Itís like Christmas morning, you know? Open this special package so itíll be fun!

Are you going to ask anyone for advice?

Jessa: Iím sure Iíll be getting advice from people who are good kissers!

Like who?

Jessa: My parents are pretty good kissers! They very much like to show their kiss in public places, so they kiss in front of us all the time. [And Iíd ask] my oldest brother. Heís been married for five years. And friends and people around me who I look up to. But I donít think itís too hard to figure out though.



http://jezebel.com/the-duggar-girls...josh-1706786807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp-jZyzQSms

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

that's the 7th time we've seen that in here

still sucks

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

etalian posted:

I like Palin's trolling, send me money maybe I'll run for president.

Palin may be the smartest self-serving Republican "politician" around. Put that in your pipe and kill yourself with it.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

BrigadierSensible posted:

I don't want to single you out for this, coz it touches on a lot of stuff that I also think.

But isn't this a little bit of 'victim blaming'? I mean I know next to nothing about the Duggars, and the women who marry in to the Duggars, but I imagine that whilst they might do it of their own free will, they almost certainly do not have informed consent.

I imagine they come from out of the same brainwashed, fundie, inbred community, and are innundated with the kind of "you are a woman so you are nothing more than a flesh sack to squirt babies from. And that flesh sack is worthless if you don't keep it pure. So get married, (to someone WE choose), and obey his every whim."

You have to feel sorry for them, at least a little bit. I feel bad for the Duggar mum. She has spent nearly as much of her life pregnant as she hasn't. She also has to live in a house full of screaming, pooing, maladjusted fundies, that are being looked after bu other screaming pooing raping maladjusted fundies.

you're alright, kid. you're alright.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

The mothers of such families should do something about it and they should soberly be held accountable for the fact that they don't, but it must be remembered that they're drowning in this poo poo just as badly as everyone else. The institutionalized abuse and dehumanization began with them. While you can level the demand against Michelle Duggar right now that she should be fighting against all this, if she ever starts to it will accomplish gently caress all to hold her prolonged failure to do so against her.

There, now everyone kiss your sister and make up.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Gatekeeper posted:

i hear this a lot and i've never understood it. i feel like i must have missed some incredible interviews or something because i've only ever seen the guy being hilariously lovely and awful

he plays a bass guitar, mang. bassists are always supes chill.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

happyhippy posted:

Nah, he dun hosed it.
Check his FB feed, every second post is a 'I was going to vote for you but not now....'

his demo has always been farts that can't even be assed to figure out facebook

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

BrigadierSensible posted:

1) How do they actually have sex? Considering it is sinful, and impure et al, do they do it old school jewish style through a sheet with a hole? Given the level of repression I can't imagine either of them enjoy it at all, and if they do, propably feel bad for enjoying it. I am too much of a gentleman to mention the gaping maw that is a vagina that has birthed 19 babies in so many years.

They're always pretty insistent that as soon as the rings are on, you're not only welcome to tear that cooter up, you're loving encouraged. They're against all forms of sex that ain't husband and wife because the boundless joys of the wiener are supposed to be strictly reserved for holy matrimony. You're never supposed to pretend they don't exist. They're not quite that stupid.



Jose Oquendo posted:

An untreated and unpunished child molester is dangerous to every child they interact with, it's unfortunate for him (assuming/hoping that he actually stopped) but how else can you handle a situation where someone knowingly covers up serial child molestation than to make it public?


There are two ways to make this argument; one good, one horrible.

The horrible one is an appeal to liberalism that lasts exactly as long as the person being punished belongs to the same subculture or espouses similar beliefs to you. It often presents as a cowardly way of agreeing with whatever the person said/did without having to actually put your name behind it. In this case, I'm willing to believe Kornheiser doesn't actually support child molestation, but perhaps he does support the White Evangelical subculture's tendency to cover up rape and abuse as a matter for the family or church to work out and yet is smart enough to know that he can't say "it's fine if you report molestation to your church elders and keep the cops out of it" without getting fired himself.

The good point is this: since we steadfastly refuse to provide a humane standard of living for the poor in America, and since employees in the majority of fields have little or no power and job security (and increasing automation is likely to do little but exacerbate this trend), our particular historical context means that employers who are empowered to fire for off-the-job behavior are able to exercise almost complete control over the lives of their employees. I think we can, subjectively, see a pretty clear line in between "you were a serial child molester" and "you shoplifted once," but we have to be very careful with how we justify it from a legal and even moral standpoint. We don't want to say "he's a criminal" because 1) criminals are human beings who deserve the chance to rehabilitate and have a good life, 2) it makes no distinction between different crimes, and 3) this guy was never even tried, let alone convicted. Similarly, "he's bad for PR" justifies firing him, but it would also justify firing someone from some jobs if they came out as gay, and I'd like to assume none of us support that.

Of course, we would like to say that people should not be forced to employ someone. The way to split this Gordian knot is to ensure that a job isn't a prerequisite for decent food, a home, transportation, baseline amenities, etc. Plus additionally it would be best to abolish the idea of an employer altogether and institute Full Communism. But until then, it's necessary to be very cautious about what power we're willing to allow bosses to wield against their employees.

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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

I thought Michelle Duggar hit menopause and that's the only reason they stopped

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Say Nothing posted:



Inbreeding gave Charles II a face like a foot, the Duggars on the other hand all look like someone drew a tiny face on a potato. Genetics is weird.

i was bored, here be disgusted more efficiently



Number of Grandparents you should have(# he had):
Parents: 2(2)
Grand: 2(4)
1 Great: 8(8)
2 Great: 16(14)
3 Great: 32(18)
4 Great: 64(26)
5 Great: 128(34)

Twinty Zuleps fucked around with this message at 02:28 on May 30, 2015

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


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Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

I always liked watching this show guess ill have to get the dvds now.

i hope they release the full series on VHS

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy


nike

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Wanting to rape a baby is not enough to leave any babies raped

As long as we don't have any of that, we can get by


if god exists he hates us

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

It'll be like how the entire government of Saudi Arabia is staffed by people that are like 4th cousin or less to the king because all the powerful men had 6 wives and 50 children each for centuries. They have enough family members that they don't have to hire anything else.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy


i really hope that woman's eyes don't look like that all the rest of the time cuz drat

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

platedlizard posted:

Close. Leviathan=dinosaurs to these people

Fun fact, leviathan's behavior (thrashing tail) actually closely aligns with the Nile Crocodile which was a lot bigger and more wide-spread in those days.

Saltwaters get to 20 feet in the present day. Those fuckers could give a lot of real dinosaurs a run for their loving money, no poo poo old stories would have them as the horrible monsters of doom.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Ripoff posted:

I wonder how pissed off the Honey Boo Boo woman is about this right now. I mean, she hangs out with a child molester and her show gets pulled and she becomes a social pariah. The Duggers have a child molester in the family and they get interviews and people defending them for doing morally reprehensible poo poo like covering it up and making the sisters live with their abuser.

She's commented, and she's right pissed. drat pissed.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

PT6A posted:

He's a molester! He's a CHIIIILD MOLESTER!!

is that what that movie looks like? i'd always wondered how it could be as bad as everyone always said. i guess some of it makes sense now

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Amarcarts posted:

So what was that about something being destroyed?

They destroyed the uncensored copies of the police record. What was released has black bars over the names.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

The White Dragon posted:

lol i just saw about a minute of the fox news exclusive duggar interview and jim bob says maybe this wouldn't have happened if only he'd trained his son harder

his words, not mine

that's almost certainly speaking in terms of "To Train Up A Child" the book that told them to put the kid on a blanket and beat them with a rod if they try to crawl off of it. To teach them obedience and humility before god. or some poo poo.

basically "I didn't hit him hard enough. Now look!"

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy


what the gently caress is this that scene in the show has him sitting in a cardboard box

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


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a starwar betamax posted:

Ueah . me and my wife worked as foster parents for a couple of years and all the people flipping out in this thread is telling just how naive mos people are

well excuse me for finding child molestation alarming

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

netally posted:

The porn parody previews are already out:



I would like to take this time to remind everyone that the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" was almost certainly popularized by its use in an episode of Family Guy, spoken by Stewie Griffin to two prostitutes.

Thank you.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

The Bible posted:

I don't know. Biblical descriptions of angels are always some monstrous, hosed-up poo poo. Like, multiple faces, eyeballs covering the entire body, wheels, poo poo like that.

Sodomites liked it hosed up.

That's only the high tiers that never come down and interact with humans. Angels and archangels are boring and human shaped. Seraphim are the seven winged orb of light and eyeballs motherfuckers, and they never leave GOD's side or some poo poo.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


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The Bible posted:

I don't think the lower tiers ever really get a description. The only hint you get is that when one shows up, people are scared shitless, which reinforces the whole monster thing.

The whole "human shaped" and "naked baby" concept comes from art, doesn't it?

I don't think they ever name any angel ranked over 2: Archangel, cherubim are the fat cupid angel types even though they're a high rank for some reason, and yes I think most of our visual information on angels is from Dante and Bosch and etc.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


Lipstick Apathy

Which Bible version is the best for a dirty atheist to read? There seem to be a dozen popular translations.

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


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Pvt.Scott posted:

TL;DR reading and understanding the bible is a large undertaking that will take a lot of time and effort.

http://www.usccb.org/bible/books-of-the-bible/index.cfm

Does this site look good, and does this have most of the apocrypha in it? It has Macabees in the middle of the Old Testament, along with good looking introductions before each book.

E: every study guide im finding is stupid, is there something specific that will bring up ones that actually tell you what books mean what to which and all that? ...or maybe do you just remember a good one?

Twinty Zuleps fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Jun 14, 2015

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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich


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King Jimbob Version

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