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Buh
May 17, 2008
A man is more likely to be gay for every male child his mother previously gave birth to.
So odds are pretty drat good on there being several little gay Duggars.

Buh fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Jun 27, 2015

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Buh
May 17, 2008

Ultimate Mango posted:

Good news is that Josh is totally not suicidal. Nope not at all.

quote:

While he’s been forced to internalize a lot of feelings since his unseemly actions as an adolescent, he’s been able to unload on his eighteen siblings — and his parents
Which one of you sneakily wrote this

Buh
May 17, 2008
dugg mouth molest the sister

Buh
May 17, 2008

Jam Bab

Buh
May 17, 2008

Alan Smithee posted:

lol how much yhou wanna bet it's the spanish lessons that turns middle america against them

Nah that'll be the inevitable gay kid

Buh
May 17, 2008
Back when I was a fundie and terrified of my gayness I did like the first step of their 'recovery' program. It involved giving this insane level of detail about your sexual history to people who weren't qualified counsellors but 'prayer warriors' and them being all smiley and telling you that don't worry God had helped them with their sex thing he can totally help you not be a homo too.
As you've probably all guessed most of their 'sex problems' were things that anyone outside fundamentalism would just call a 'sex life'. Whacking it to porn, occasionally noticing that other attractive women exist, etc.

I noped out after like one day so all I saw was lots of prayer but I'm sure it would have got weird as poo poo after.

Buh
May 17, 2008

Do It Once Right posted:

You missed out on some supremely weird poo poo.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ex-patients-sue-nonprofit-sold-gay-conversion-therapy-article-1.2245119


Too much bonkers poo poo in there to quote anything. These people have tremendous political power and social influence in my country. They are totally nuts.

Of course all the treatments are homoerotic as poo poo. Of course they are.

Buh
May 17, 2008

quote:

He was also advised to spend time naked with his father at a bathhouse, and to spend more time at the gym.
Where I'm from 'bathhouse' inevitably means 'house of gay sex', whether openly or clandestinely. Do people actually go to them to have a sauna in the states or did they seriously just recommend 'go bond with your dad by watching a bunch of dudes banging'

Buh
May 17, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

Here in Korea, bathhouses are large communal rooms with showers and baths. They are segregated by gender, and whilst not mandatory, it is common for men to walk around naked in them whilst washing. Also it is common for fathers to wash their small sons. I would imagine it is the same in teh female baths. Again this is all communal.

There's a Korean-style one in my city but I'd say it's 10% old Korean dudes and 90% exhibitionists/closeted gays who can't bring themselves to go to the ones that admit they're for gay sex.
It's kind of a shame because casual nudity is fun, sex is fun; having ten dudes watching you closely for some minute sign of being attracted to them isn't fun. Especially when you know it would all go to hell if you just went 'sex?'

Buh
May 17, 2008

Geoj posted:

He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.

What is it about fundementalists that makes them so blind to the most obvious innuendo?

Buh
May 17, 2008
My parents didn't give a poo poo about being naked in their own home and fair play to em. It only becomes creepy when you attach all this bullshit meaning to it. Dude wasn't safeguarding my masculine journey he just didn't like wearing pants

also so excited for this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0_EWr2GJ5A

Buh fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Aug 27, 2015

Buh
May 17, 2008

Crusty Nutsack posted:

They seem to conflate gender and sexuality. so really you just need to remind a gay man that he's a man in order for his sexuality to normalize itself! huzzah!

Biological sex, gender, gender roles, stereotypes, sexuality, marraige and parenthood are all just lumped together because they never have grown up conversations about any of them and don't understand poo poo.
In their world having a penis makes it your job to follow every tiny, stupid male stereotype; to be heterosexual and subjugate/impregnate a wife; to raise your children in whatever creepy dominating fashion favoured by your sect.

Any variation from any of these things makes you a Homo, a monolithic term that encompasses every kind of man who fail in his Christian duty or whatever.

Buh fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Aug 27, 2015

Buh
May 17, 2008

Shnag posted:

I never understand the fixation on homosexuality being a major in sin. Its not even one of the "7 Deadly Sins". If they really try they could try to say lust, but that falls flat on its face considering they try to prevent same sex marriage. Even then, why is that an issue while selling sex on tv isn't? Not to mention gluttony, greed and envy seem to be true American values rather then major sins.

Christianity is obsessed with finding people to feel better than. The less you have to actually do to earn that feeling, the better. 'Not being gay' is the easiest position to maintain (or pretend like you're maintaining) for those sweet sweet superiority points.

Buh
May 17, 2008

Top City Homo posted:

Asheley maddison is a wonderful honeypot site

the fact that it made money for people to volunteer blackmail information makes it that much better

Let's not forget the part where there were virtually no real women so most of these dudes didn't even get their dick wet for their trouble

Buh
May 17, 2008

Uncle Wemus posted:

So what's the process in matching people in Christian arranged marriages

Most of them wouldn't consider marrying outside their religion so it ends up like small town dating where you only have six viable choices so you just pick one when you're 19 and hope for the best.

Buh
May 17, 2008

PT6A posted:

For some reasons, nutty Evangelicals really, really don't like Catholics, and think the Church is satan himself.

It's not just that. Bringing Jesus to them damned heathen foreigners gets you serious fundie brownie points, but no one wants to deal with pesky details like actually getting imprisoned or endangered so they pick a place that sounds a bit foreign but also totally Christian so they can have a little holiday preaching to the choir and come back as heroes.

Buh
May 17, 2008

Princess RALPH!! posted:

Wouldn't that just make it extremely difficult to tell who's clothing is who's? I mean, imagine doing the laundry "This belongs to J.D. Oh it's obviously x's"

I know two siblings that start with K and it's pretty much a lifelong game of 'who the gently caress is this mail for?'.

I especially like how the Duggars have two verbally indistinguishable ones in Joanne and Joy-Anne. Just confirms that at some point they straight up forgot which ones they've used already.

Buh
May 17, 2008
Best case scenario it was just regular people porn and they just had a moment of being super Christian about it.

God I hope it was that

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Buh
May 17, 2008

BrigadierSensible posted:

I'd imagine the real reason is that to the Duggars, and Duggar supporters, everywhere that is not 'Murca is just foreignland, and as such doesn't need to be justified with it's actual name.

Also on calling the Salvadoreans 'Latinos', I am guessing this is just teh Duggars surprise that there can be people with different coloured skin to them.

It's occasionally done for security where evangelism is an arrestable offence (missions to 'South Asia').
And probably also done in cases where that's not true to play up their mission as brave and dangerous and extra godly.

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