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Casimir Radon posted:It says a lot about the authenticity of the show when they talk about how frugal they have to be with their 19 melonheaded retards, and yet the kids can afford to pursue hobbies like personal aviation despite not having any education, or skills, or real jobs. Do you really think Josh is going to fly commercial to his
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Whiskey Sours posted:There are 19 kids and two adults in that family. One of them molested his sisters, abused a prostitute and cheated on his wife. One of them. As they say, tip of the iceberg.
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Sep 2, 2015 05:10
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cumshitter posted:Oh boy my old timey newspaper just got here. Main headline: Even better if you read it in the old timey radio announcer voice. "This just in off the teletype..."
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Clochette posted:If I were Anna, I would be afraid for my children. I'm going to guess you weren't raised in a family where men are regarded as god-kings whose every whim is to be immediately and unquestioningly catered to.
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Sep 4, 2015 02:29
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Uncle Wemus posted:So what's the process in matching people in Christian arranged marriages Two fundie families have a son and a daughter who are roughly the same age. That's about it.
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Sep 8, 2015 22:55
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Casimir Radon posted:Plus perceived benefits. Really not all that different from the way royalty handled it for centuries. Except it's either white-trash of the monied or unmonied variety in this case. There was politics behind most of the arranged marriages among European royalty though - marry off your offspring to the offspring of your rivals to ensure an alliance or at least prevent whatever nation from attacking you. Not to say this didn't end up with hosed up situations and inbreeding, but it was light years ahead of modern christian fundamentalists marrying off their children as quickly as possible to the children of other like-minded families so they can crank out even more god warriors. With the Duggar gravy train off the rails it's pretty much unmonied white trash marrying unmonied white trash now.
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Sep 9, 2015 00:37
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The Bible posted:These are religious fundies, remember. Women are breeding stock and are ready to reproduce the moment they first menstruate. That's more down the road of Mormon fundamentalists - creepy old guys marrying pre-teen girls and running the boys off the compound once they reach puberty to keep the competition down. At least going off of the Duggar model quiverfulls seem to marry more or less within their age group.
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Sep 9, 2015 03:04
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Casimir Radon posted:It's still the same thing with fundamentalists, except the alliances get them access to the kind of things that hicks think are important. "We've arranged for you to marry Levi (Extreme white-trash name) cause' his dad owns 2 7-11s. One you done consummated things we can have all the free Slushys we want!" You're giving backwoods Arkansas rednecks too much credit here. Likelier scenario is "...'cause his dad owns two triple-wides and a forty-acre junkyard! Once you done consumated things Pa can finish filling the rest of the yard with rotted-out car frames and old lawn tractors!"
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Sep 9, 2015 04:38
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Bonapartisan posted:Oh, and this link talks about it more.  This is exactly what I would expect someone with the name "Derick Dillard" to look like.
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Sep 9, 2015 20:56
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Captain Yossarian posted:My home and all my possessions were destroyed in a flood, but I needed to check in here quick and say: Maybe if you'd clean up your hedonistic, sinful ways THE LORD wouldn't find it necessary to punish you.
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Sep 11, 2015 01:44
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Shnag posted:I'm sure Josh recieved some premium consoling from this upstanding fellow. "It's OK son, you can't help your natural urges when those slutty bitches prance about in front of you. Molesting your own sisters is a perfectly natural thing to do and its totally their fault."
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Sep 12, 2015 03:06
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:They haven't He's on a
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Sep 12, 2015 06:41
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Casimir Radon posted:That's probably the male half of her nepotistic spawn, the one who doesn't have to do gay marriage certificates either. Could also be lucky husband #4 
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Sep 15, 2015 02:31
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Hooded Reptile posted:http://www.inquisitr.com/2420446/jo...r-family-video/ quote:“I just don’t believe that the full truth has come out yet,” said Dr. Phil during an appearance on The View talk show. Wow, can't get anything past Dr. Phil can you?
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Sep 15, 2015 23:42
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Robotnik Nudes posted:the ones who like "smart" boys have a delightfully low standard for what constitutes smart. Are we talking "you passed the 8th grade on the second try? Gol-ly you're smart!"?
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Sep 18, 2015 04:59
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Buttcoin purse posted:Oh I get it, a "woman" is an adult female. I'm sure the bible defines "woman" as any girl who has had her first period though...
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Sep 19, 2015 06:21
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Amarcarts posted:I thought though that 99% of girls break their hymen just from daily activities or sports not from sex.  if you actually believe that walking uteruses in the Duggar family would be permitted to play sports or do any daily activity physical enough to result in a broken hymen.
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Oct 5, 2015 00:23
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Do It Once Right posted:Two porn stars claim he paid them money for violent, rough sex. Also one of those porn starts claimed he banged multiple (>2) porn stars, so there's more drama to be revealed when porn star #3 comes forward.
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Oct 10, 2015 05:18
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red19fire posted:So its probably a hot dog rolled in wonder bread with yellow American cheese. I can't vouch for the authenticity of this recipe: Duggar's Cheesy Chicken & Rice Enchiladas posted:Enchilada filling: ...but the hotdogs wrapped in bread with a slice of American cheese sounds more appetizing, and this is coming from someone who hasn't eaten a hotdog since the fifth grade. Geoj fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Oct 11, 2015 |
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Fitzy Fitz posted:Is it normal to take all of your possessions with you when you move to another country? That's probably because normal people don't have a fan base mostly made up of sheep who donate enough money to them to make moving all of your possessions to another continent feasible.
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Oct 13, 2015 01:03
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BrigadierSensible posted:How in the name of merciful gently caress do they survive, let alone function in the outside world? 2/3rds of the kids who have grown up and left the family home sure as hell can't - one lives a double life banging paid pornstars whom he treats like poo poo and the other can't exist without taking handouts from her family's gullible followers. If that ratio keeps up 12-13 of them are destined to be colossal fuckups later in life 
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Oct 13, 2015 05:30
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Pvt.Scott posted:At that rate, they might as well just drive to Utah and witness to the Mormons. I'm going to guess that they're either terrified that the whole multiple wives thing might catch on with the boys, or else there's some kind of "we respect your territory, you respect our's" code among fundies.
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Oct 14, 2015 02:09
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shiksa posted:hey everyone check out this dope tweet from dug-pal mike huckabee Would have also accepted "Mitt Romney" in place of "Korean chef."
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Oct 14, 2015 20:58
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I don't know if you could call the kind of sex Jim Bob has "getting laid."
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Oct 21, 2015 03:07
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Hooded Reptile posted:The fun-filled celebration included games, such as a milk-drinking competition for the men and a diaper-changing contest for the women. 
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Oct 26, 2015 22:43
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cumshitter posted:A Duggar fight would be more like defense of the ancients or whatever. Just an unlimited line of Duggar children marching toward you as they're spawned. I'm thinking more along the lines of replace Donkey Kong with Michelle Duggar, and instead of rolling barrels at you she crab-walks around the top level periodically popping out babies that crawl after you.
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Oct 29, 2015 04:43
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BrigadierSensible posted:Look at this photo and see that the younger the kids get, the unhappier they look. Someone repost the picture of the funeral service for what would have been #20 where there's a clear age breakdown of "looks solemn due to the gravity of the situation" and "I'm smiling because I get horse whipped if I don't appear to be happy for the camera."
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Oct 31, 2015 07:21
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Thin Privilege posted:Has Michelle Duggar ever had a non-"I'm dead inside" face? Probably back when she was a loose, fornicating harlot in high school.
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Looks like the article was something about how Jill was "supposed to be there for her" but she's jet-setting off on another mission trip in central America.
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Julet Esqu posted:It may be worth pointing out that while it is generally agreed that the Apostle Paul wrote the book of Corinthians, there is a great deal of speculation that this specific passage as well as a later one about womens' roles in the church may have been inserted by a different author at a later date, mainly because it sharply conflicts with other confirmed writings of his where he's cool with women taking leadership roles in the church and where he isn't continually appealing to religious law (in all his other writings he was very much a fan of God's Grace replacing law). Who would add such horrible things to his writings? I don't know. I can't imagine who in the early church might want women to to take a more subservient role. Want to see an evangelical christian's head explode? Point out how the bible as we know it today is the end result of centuries of ham-fisted editing by the catholic church during the dark ages, when mere possession of printed text was a capital offense if you weren't a scholar or member of the clergy/nobility.
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Krispy Kareem posted:Friend of mine just had a baby at home. Birth went great, but baby had a very bad complication that wasn't noticed until the next day which would have almost certainly been noticed that same day in the hospital. Baby's okay now, but gently caress all just have your drat kid in the hospital. Are they also anti-vaxxers? They sound like the type...
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Top City Homo posted:i cant imagine listening to the dull loop of christmas music for 8 hours a day Never work in or around retail.
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Sometimes that Duggar, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a Duggar, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Isn't she a hooker? Absolutely no disrespect meant towards her or any prostitute, since I think it should be legal, but don't come crying when you get called names like 'slut' or 'whore' by a client. I mean, poo poo, many, MANY guys get off on that sort of thing, and their wives / girlfriends oblige. And those are HEALTHY relationships. OTOH at the time Josh Bob was the spokesperson for a conservative think tank that railed against sex outside of marriage and for any reason but procreation so...
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I legitimately think this should be turned into the general TLC bullshit thread. Squeeze in a reference to midgets and trailer trash pageant queens and we're in business.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Oh hey! Boo hoo, Fogle gains 30 pounds and has gotten beaten up in prison! Wetpaint.com article posted:When the diet celeb tried to defend himself the “inmate slapped him across the cheeks several times and made his face red.” The sex offender then turned tail and ran out of the gym. I don't know if I'd call getting open-hand slapped in the face "beaten up," but gaining 10 pounds a month on prison food is pretty impressive.
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