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Has anyone managed to convince them that Yahweh doesn't want them to wear seatbelts or helmets? I doubt this will gain any traction, just like Duck Dynasty retard with his bizarre rape and murder fantasy a while back.
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 22:12 |
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 14:26 |
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Jonny 290 posted:michelle duggar is nearing fifty years of age and still uses the submissive littlegirlvoice Sending their little rapist off to be someone's slave to teach him a lesson is pretty funny, of course evangelicals have the funniest ideas about criminal justice. They rush to condemn anyone else, but if you accept Jesus you're all good and can go with your life. My city has a large Christmas display for charity every year. There's this shitbag street preacher who likes to go down their with his sandwich boards and harass people. Now the funny part is that he's a convicted sex offender, and his supporters point to him having found Jesus as proof that he can totally be trusted around kids and everyone should stop persecuting him. Gatekeeper posted:gimme the deets on this please
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# ¿ May 21, 2015 22:26 |
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In which we watch retards circle the wagons. TIL: Molesting someone while they sleep is normal curious teenage boy behavior, doing work for a handyman is the same thing as therapy, he was a child when he did it, Jeebus forgives him.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 01:20 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:In this guy's defense, how confident can we be that given his upbringing he had any idea the significance or weight of what he was doing? I think we would all agree that theres an age at which you wouldn't be able to hold a kid accountable for this kind of thing, the main question is what that age is. 14 seems pretty old, but who knows how little he'd been told.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 02:25 |
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Inside Out Mom posted:same
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 05:08 |
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Jonny 290 posted:SAVOR IT
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 05:56 |
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My proposed solution to the Duggar Problem.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 06:50 |
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Do It Once Right posted:It's number 4 in the list.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 07:00 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 17:42 |
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If you're that sexually confused at age 14 perhaps your parent's child rearing model is a little hosed up.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 17:59 |
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Jonny 290 posted:i would pay Pay Per View prices to see the look on jim bob's face when one of his daughters comes to him excitedly, "Daddy, I've fallen in love with a boy, and he's from a huge family just like us" and in walks José
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 18:59 |
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Speaking of Huckabee, remember that time his son tortured a stray dog to death?
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 19:31 |
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One of the victims "wanted" it destroyed. Of course 4/5 of the victims are under the thrall of Jim Bob so their "wishes" might not be all they're cracked up to be.
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 22:22 |
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All the dumb fundies are all "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". Last time I checked nothing I've ever done is even remotely as bad as child molestation, so hand me a brick. I did some reading on the Wayne Dumond case that Huckabee got involved with. He paroled a violent serial rapist because the right wing idiot media decided that Bill Clinton had framed him. Violent serial rapist then rapes and murders again, and Huckabee refuses to admit his mistakes.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 06:03 |
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Top City Homo posted:this sounds like a good segway to my favorite fucktarded cult activity So here's a funny story. We're going to hold my grandmother's 80th birthday party in about a month. We're only supposed to invite certain people from her church that she's sure won't rat her out for drinking.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 06:12 |
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WescottF1 posted:I'm pretty sure if you can make it to 80, you can do just about whatever the gently caress you want. By that point, you'd think most couldn't care less about what others think anymore.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 06:55 |
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TFI used to advocate pedophillia too, though they've tried really hard to suppress that.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 08:10 |
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Arrowsmith posted:I thought memorial portraiture went out of style last century.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 08:37 |
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To think Scott Walker used to be the politician I hated most. Huckabee can't have a fatal heart attack soon enough.
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# ¿ May 24, 2015 08:14 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:This place is Team Duggar Top City Homo posted:thread needs more huckabee's rotund human being son
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# ¿ May 25, 2015 01:54 |
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Hopefully now with the holiday weekend over the news can return to ripping these retards apart.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 04:50 |
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How are you going to fix a tubal pregnancy without aborting the fetus?
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 18:10 |
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Amarcarts posted:Man I remember when TLC actually ran educational material. Discovery channel isn't as bad as TLC but it's headed in that direction.
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 21:11 |
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Top City Homo posted:What's the rate of mental illness amongst Christian fundies? Advertisers lost so far: General Mills Payless Shoes Choice Hotels
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# ¿ May 26, 2015 21:28 |
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Wallgreen's has now cut off their advertising.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 01:51 |
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Affe mk2 posted:how are advertisers pulling out of a show that isn't airing anymore?
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 03:12 |
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Michelle has spent more than a third of her life pregnant.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 07:19 |
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Josh sued Arkansas DHS in 2007. Probably to make them stop monitoring him.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 17:53 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:If these people had their way we would have Morality Police roaming around making sure women weren't driving, nobody was being gay or having the wrong kind of sex or drinking alcohol
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 20:49 |
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CPL593H posted:What do you mean by "secretly"?
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 21:32 |
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Eonwe posted:so are any of the duggar children normal with a chance of escaping being a baby factory or pedophile
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 23:31 |
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TheNinjaScotsman posted:Huckabee says no.
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 00:25 |
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Binary Badger posted:TLC might punt and make a new show based on two escapees from Jim Bob's compound..
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 04:10 |
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Maybe it's just around here, but I've never had a Catholic get all up in my business, ever. I've heard a few stories of what it was like back in the 60s and 70s from my mom, so it sounds like things have improved a lot. Of course I've never had a Muslim or Jew do that either. I was raised in ELCA where I had a few run ins with snotty holier than though types, but it wasn't the norm by any means. So in my experience mainline Protestants don't usually go around bothering people either. Even in my limited experience with Mormons they didn't try to push their beliefs on me despite knowing I didn't believe in god. Evangelicals on the other hand are the biggest dickish assholes on the face of the planet. Not only do they hate other Christian sects, but they often hate each other over incredibly minor differences of theology. It's just bizarre to me the amount of hate they're taught growing up. As part of confirmation we went to a synagogue and attended the service. Then some people from the Islamic Center in town came to tell us about Islam, this was before they had their own facility. Never once did we hear any talk condemning the beliefs of others.
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# ¿ May 28, 2015 20:02 |
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Lena Dunham was 7 Oh, Dennis Hastert got caught paying hush money to some guy he may have had a sexual relationship with in the past. Being that he was a teacher that man perhaps was underage when this happened. When will Huckabee come out to defend him? Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 21:10 on May 29, 2015 |
# ¿ May 29, 2015 21:08 |
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Sarah Palin folded up over completely softball questions from Katie Couric, so there's always the chance the Duggars will gently caress up bad on Fox next week.
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 23:21 |
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mdm posted:What exactly did the Clintons do worse? Is this some kind of bizarre conspiracy poo poo like thinking they murdered Vince Foster or what
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 07:03 |
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Congratulations to Intouch Weekly for proving that tabloids can have some function in our society. The rest of the media has been far too lazy in investigating this. Now there's even more bad stuff for Megyn Kelly to try to gloss over tonight.
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 20:29 |
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Code Jockey posted:jesus christ Alan Smithee posted:Maybe they are old fashioned and finding mag drops from the porn fairy. Can you imagine what a magical and whimsical world they just live in
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 21:44 |
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PT6A posted:What if some wires got crossed and the kids started getting aroused by Bill Nye? No man or woman, gay or straight, deserves that. Khorne posted:he probably just jerked it a bunch of times
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# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 22:22 |