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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Hazo posted:

pro tip: any lifestyle guide that involves the words "deny access to" is going to be super hosed up and wrong.
They didn't deny access to the right things.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Megyn Kelly will also be interviewing victims, Jill and Jessa. I'm sure Rim Job prepped them by explaining that the FOIA requests are far greater crimes than what Josh did to them. Potentially this new information could be used to hammer on any remaining sponsors until they drop out.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




You can be sure they'd have a little crotchdropping named Levi if not for the J-name rule. Every white trash family must have a Levi.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Rim Job " the guy in jail must have said josh only told him it only happened once so he could get early release"
Yeah, like thats going to happen He doesn't get people having to pay for their crimes.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It is

Said twice
The other stupidly Christian families had cases of molestation too? YOU DON'T SAY!?!

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They are possibly going to sue
Have fun getting even more of your dirty laundry dragged out into the street.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Let's all take a minute out to thank Lena Dunham for managing to semi-gently caress up what should be a perfect moment of triumph over backwoods holier than though retards. Seriously go kill yourself you fat weirdo cow.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Accretionist posted:

She keeps coming up. Is there any reason I should care who she is?
Lena Dunham is someone conservatives are pointing to right now because she did some weird stuff with her sister when she was little. It didn't constitute child molestation like what Josh did, but it's weird poo poo that she deserves to be shunned for. She also likes to paint herself as a progressive type despite having no credentials whatsoever to back that up. She was born rich, has never lifted a finger to help anyone else, the only thing she might have done was vote for progressive causes. But because that's how she likes to present herself, she's being used to obfuscate the issue.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Like much of the south it would probably be a nice place without all the southerners there.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




I'd never met anyone from Arkansas before joining the military, then I met a bunch of them. Hated almost all of them. One in particular looked he'd been hit in the face with a shovel, he informed me that while I might not know Jesus Christ, he most certainly knew me. Then this 27 year old fuckup who'd failed terribly in the real world informed me that I'd have died as a child if natural selection were real. 7 years later and I still hate that retard.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Fiend posted:

You ever get stereotyped as a "Northerner"? I'm from Washington, to the Mississippi Mafia had me pegged as some Kurt Kobain worshipping flannel wearing lumberjack. It was 1992 at the time and it was loving uncanny.
Yeah, except they didn't really have any stereotypes about Minnesota to draw on except that we apparently sound like Canadians.This is where I first heard it speculated that then candidate Obama might be the anti-Christ.

EDIT: Also, right after graduation somebody started a rumor that my mom was a lesbian. Based on her having a shorter haircut and a job.

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jun 5, 2015

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Top City Homo posted:

its cool that that same evolution parabled dude is now in the military meat grinder
They made him a cop, which is the career everyone else gets threatened with to keep them from failing out of their school. Still his chances of catching a bullet are incredibly low.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




ABC reporting that the guy Hastert was paying hush money to wasn't the only one he sexually abused when he was a teacher.[/url] I can only hope the scandals keep rolling until election day.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




I can't argue with those prices!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Is anyone going to be watching the interview tonight?

Something tells me it is going to make people hate the Duggar parents/Josh even more
I'll read the recap. Watching it will just make my blood pressure spike.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Bristol and Lena Dunham are really two sides of the same coin. Dumb, obnoxious, nothing valuable to say, and can only owe their careers to nepotism.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well, since you asked so nicely ok.

Does anyone know the demographic this show is targeting? Are they getting their ad bucks from people viewing it as a freak show or from more sympathetic groups?
Idiots who watch reality shows and sympathetic morons.

Dunham's demographic is stupid self-centered millenials.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Somebody make a joke about a rape-proof Groverhaus.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Apparently In Touch still has mote dirt on them so this thing will keep rolling for some time.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Some conservative radio host went after Harkubee for supporting the Duggars. Apparently Megyn Kelly didn't stop Jim Bob from having a bunch of notes, or having a live cell phone in his lap. He gets the same poo poo wrong about the report being leaked, but oh well. The guy is some nutty teabagger who only became a naturalized citizen 7 years ago, but even he isn't blind to how hosed up this family is.

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Jun 8, 2015

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




That's Three Olives.

Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 08:05 on Jun 10, 2015

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




amusinginquiry posted:

which duggar is your favorite?
The last miscarriage.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




The different departments of the DOD each have their own court of appeals, if you get court martialed and try to appeal your decision the result gets published online. A lot of times I'll browse this for laughs because idiots do crazy things and the documents often go into a lot of detail. Dumbass passes out in his shower, blocks drain, floods floor, and causes thousands of dollars in damages. Creep coerces girlfriend into putting sticks, worms, a goldfish, a hermit crab, and a sea anemone into her hoohah (In addition to a child pornography charge he wasn't appealing). Big long laundry list of drug abuses, and then "Drew on dorm room wall with sharpie".

But then of course you find a child molestation case or some scumbag who killed their kid and it just ruins your day.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




BrigadierSensible posted:

How come he is allowed to use twitter or instagram or whatever? I thought the internet was forbidden for male Duggars in case they catch a glimpse of a woman.
I'm sure they use less holy intermediaries to communicate with the proles, meaning a publicist.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Ultimate Mango posted:

At least they can park the trailers at their used car lot.

Doesn't Jim Bob own a bunch of small businesses? The TV show money was just gravy.
They probably have a taste for the finer things now, and will probably end up living outside their means. This type of show is a great example of observer effect, it's not a real accurate portrayal of inbred dumbass life with 19 kids when TLC starts bankrolling everything.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Claven666 posted:

her face is so loving stupid looking. it's almost Dolezal levels of stupid
Her voice is even stupider. I want to see Duggar Jonestown.

The Shadow over Jim Bob.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




They're probably correctively raping Josh right now, and his wife, and probably his kids.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Leon Einstein posted:

Then why wear a pro Israel shirt?
Cognitive dissonance.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Three Olives posted:

Because they are afraid that the Muslims are going to destroy Israel before Jesus gets the chance to come back and murder all the Jews.

No, it doesn't make any sense but neither does the any of the bible that they believe to be factual truth straight from the mouth of God.

If you have Netflix watch Waiting for Armageddon if you want to get a better idea about how absolutely insane these people are and how it is really unbelievable that they have a place in modern Republican politics.
You can watch it but all you'll get is sad and pissed off.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Weak.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Josh is the worst poster boy Christianity ever had, but he's still above the rest of us sinners. Which is funny because he's sinned far more than my godless rear end could in 10 lifetimes.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Calling it

Josh watches BaitBus
Give it a week and somebody will find his rentboy.com account.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




hepscat posted:

Ahaha the most recent edit took out the pornography reference entirely.
Their publicist is probably having an aneurysm.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Siljmonster posted:

how do you even crank it out to porn when theres like 100 people relatives in your house
Probably did it in his office at the FRC.



The Duggar house right now:

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




I've probably watched enough porn to give myself brain damage and I still haven't ever cheated on anyone, or done any of the other bad things he's done.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Family Research Council President Tony Perkins posted:

Last night we learned from online reports about allegations concerning Josh Duggar and then read his confession today. We are grieved by Josh’s conduct and the devastating impact of his pornography addiction and marital unfaithfulness. Our hearts hurt for his family, and all those affected by Josh’s actions. His deceitful behavior harms his family, his friends, his former coworkers, and the cause he has publicly espoused. Those of us who advocate for family values in the public square are held to a higher standard, and Josh’s failures serve as a painful reminder of the destructive effects of not living with integrity. We are praying for the family.

Tony Perkins then left in a van filled with young Pacific Islander boys with whom he said he was going to share the Gospel.

JIM BOB

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Rambling Robot posted:

i'm sure the child hoarders wouldn't mind that.
It's a gay baby. And black

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Psycho Killer - Talking Heads posted:

You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




I can't see Kirk Cameron ever making out with anyone.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Krispy Kareem posted:

I think he converted in his teens, so he presumably had a relatively normal childhood (for a child TV star). I'm sure there's plenty of guilt and shame in the Cameron household, but nothing like the repressed poo poo the Duggars manage.
How'd his stupid sister end up converting?

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




univbee posted:

Oh come on, that isn't even close to true. You really think Josh Duggar is some kind of sex machine that's going to impress, for better or worse, an experienced stripper/pornstar? That's the least believable thing I've seen from The Daily Mail this week.
She didn't say he was good, just scary. Anybody can be scary.

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