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Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

I was staring at this for a minute thinking "woooooow, it's hypnotic" but that's just typical of these cloven-bodied cock-whisperers, now my head is filled with sinful thoughts.

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Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

boom boom boom posted:



Goddamn, I gotta join the Family Research Council

He can hump my rucksack all round Europe

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009
Jim Bob down n Duggar

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Jonny 290 posted:

there's a human in there trying to break through

My thoughts exactly. It's the first time I've seen her and she doesn't have the brittle rictus grin of a woman on the edge

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009
"oh lots of new posts"
*scrolls past 3 pages in a blur of green*
"Crazy Frog was better, funnier"

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:


What would the Duggar porn parody be called?

69 cunts and counting

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Josh doesn't need to pay for it, he's getting plenty back home.
He can also have sex with his wife

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

I work in a gift shop with some personalized items, and I overheard someone say "Oh, they have Emily, but it's not spelled right." Her friend asked how it was spelled. "Emileigh."

loving WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Because their kid is a unique and special snowflake.
Though it seems this stuff is becoming more prevalent, that there will be nothing special or interesting being among the millions of poor bastards who have to phonetically spell ther name, every time.

I'm so glad my name is plain old James, and not Jahmmes or the like (apologies to anyone named Jahmmes)

Oh, the PYF stupid names thread is a goldmine of this stuff

Yermaw Zahoor fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Sep 22, 2015

Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Oh dear. I'm tempted to make up a more outlandish one, but it would make me sad if it was real too.

fake edit -
Oh, if you search that "name" there's a great Yahoo! Answers post with a guy saying it's how gay people pronounce the name James.

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Yermaw Zahoor
Feb 24, 2009

Less terrifying than the original

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