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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Real hurthling! posted:

why do people with terrible secrets lead public lives?

Because they have a touch of the sociopathy.

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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lol Jesus is like "I'm sick of that cat bringing it's kills inside"

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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The odds of discovering a child molesting fundamentalist in this tv celebrity family are fairly low. Because this kind of thing runs rampant in fundamentalist communities.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Philthy posted:

Has child services come and taken all their kids away at the very least? Any movements to alter the law so it has no expiration and charging these people?

No! And they probably won't because the family has so much clout in their community! Read the thread! Pedophilia and molestation are rampant!

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Slothgate posted:

In a completely closed society, a teenage child resorts to incest to satisfy his sexual urges. I am 1000% not surprised about this. Sadly, I'm sure there are other wrong-doings that this family will never disclose because they were all washed away by the almighty.

Yes, and the attention they're getting now is going to galvanize the believers. Any existing evidence of other wrongdoings is going to be buried deep.

Slothgate posted:


After Mrs. Duggar is dead someone needs to dig her up and turn her uterus into a lovely hand purse. It'd be extremely durable.
No, what the gently caress!?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Jimmy gave her the same answer you or I would, gayness aside.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Free Market Mambo posted:

Imagine, if you will, a perfectly sphrical governor's son, torturing a stray dog in a vacuum.

Mike Huckabee's son has probably graduated to torturing prostitutes. Son of the governor has it's perks.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Wulfolme posted:

gary glitter has more than the one song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

CHORUS OF CHILDREN'S VOICES: Yeah, Oh yeah! Oh yeah!

drat this is downright lewd at times. Did people pick up on that before the child porn and rape charges?

I remember one used to hear Rock and Roll part 2 in a lot of public places: sports events, amusement parks, fireworks shows, etc. Then the rape charges stuck in 2006 and now you don't hear it much anywhere.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Melmac posted:

And here we have Huckabee going out of his way to be associated with sex predators lmbo

Maybe he is one? Or his son? I'm just asking questions?

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Imagine never being allowed to have a dinosaur phase as a kid.

Imagine not being allowed to masturbate as a teenager. Learning how to romance my nethers, and the subsequent euphoria, is one of my fondest early-teenage memories.

I can honestly say masturbation helped make me a more well-rounded individual. There are probably studies on the efficacy of masturbation as a means to weathering the tempest that is puberty.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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RUN THE EYE TRAP
*airhorns*


Top City Homo posted:

Relationship deal breaker

1.) Being fingered by my oval retard brother

Hahaha.

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 00:55 on May 31, 2015

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Say Nothing posted:

At least they didn't make bread.
Some weird things are in bread.

Don't let Josh near the yeast.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Wtf? Each day brings me new information concerning just how cynical and contradictory their behavior is.

If one's lifestyle is the true and righteous path, it should hold up under intense scrutiny. Theirs is so brittle as to be threatened by mere access to information.

PT6A posted:

Of course Jim Bob doesn't have to whack it, he can just ask his wife for sex and she has to give it to him, because that's the hosed up poo poo they believe.

I'm guessing he's not a particularly considerate lover, either.

See: When the Duggars were whitebread daggering on the putt putt course. Jim Bob does what he wants, when he wants. It's worse when the cameras aren't around.

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jun 3, 2015

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Lord of Pie posted:

Only if there was an abortion. The daughter getting knocked up by her dad bob would be *God's Will*

I don't know if you're being serious or exaggerating, but if the world knew Jim Bob impregnated his daughter he would not have a friend left in said world.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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LOL way to go Megyn. That guy sounds like cop material.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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drat I knew I wasn't crazy. I believe Michelle has great potential and is attractive to boot. She's just under some moral patriarch's thumb.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Hilarious bloodlines aside, I'd take the medical opinion of a physician from the year 1700 with a grain of salt.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Duggar Approved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhFs1aYukag

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Arian_Samurai posted:

They're going to tie him to St Peter's cross and pelt him with apples until he behaves.

that sounds awesome and sexy

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Yahweh, this rider is so exacting but you put drat if you dont put on one hell of a show

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Astrofig posted:

So apparently Josh Duggar is being sent to 'long-term rehabilitation'.

Odds that he molested one or both of his kids or another sibling and they're trying to get him out of the public eye before the news breaks?

hes derailing the gravy train and they need to keep him out of the public eye while they do damage control with their sponsors. Few sane people doubt there are more molestations (and not only by Josh's...hand) waiting in the wings, its just a matter of who leaks it.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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quiverfull families aren't taking over anytime soon because theyre all dirt filthy poor. kids are expensive to feed and clothe let alone arm and train for insurrection.

If they were smart they'd form collectivist compounds to raise their food and school their kids but if they were smart they wouldn't be christian fundamentalists.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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McFetusBurger posted:

You don't think these guys are smart? They've created and gotten people to buy into a system that essentially gives them free reign to do whatever they want to whoever they want, and they always have a fall guy in jesus, the devil, or their wives. They're manipulative, egomaniacal, backwards pieces of poo poo, but one thing they aren't is stupid.

I mean Josh Duggar paid for an account on a website whose sole purpose is helping people have affairs, hosed a porn star, developed a porn addiction, sought relationships with strippers, and nationally disgraced the frc, and yet his wife is taking the blame for all of it for not "providing counseling" and opening her legs every time he demanded it. She would be taking this blame literally no matter what she had done to help with his "stress". Josh is going to get a bunch of months in a religious resort while she is left to raise and support the children, and dutifully wait for him to come back so she can try to be a better wife. This is normal to them, system working as intended.

That is just absolutely sick loving evil genius

this is one strangely successful family, there are hundreds of other quiverfull families packed into trailers barely scratching out a living. I think you're attributing genius to manipulative behavior. people have been subservient for all time, doesnt mean their abuser is particularly smart.

if they can pull out of this nosedive I'll reconsider, but until then, they're stupid. (and they're at least stupidly shortsighted if they let one sex abuse scandal disrupt their scam)

Toadvine fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Aug 29, 2015

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Josh could have made bank off of the family name if he pulled his head out of his sisters' asses years ago and found an appropriate, easily concealable outlet for his sexual frustration like I'm sure all the fundamentalist leaders have.

As for JimBob and Michelle, I'm torn between believing they masterminded this scheme with the intent to stay in the money, but if that were the case they wouldn't have tried to build an organization on a foundation of sexually repressed children with evidently zero self control.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Jack Gladney posted:

It's like the cult in True Detective. Jim Bob is that fat dead preacher and the kid is the methhead lawnmower man.

hey thats prob not far off. For all the abuse that came to light there are ten more instances we'll never know

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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I hope the site inventors made bank

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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hes gone broken arrow but with duggar secrets

JimBob is gnashing his teeth trying to find that boy

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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better yet he's gone apocalypse now in the midwestern country side, recruiting fundamentalists into his hypersexual quiverfull guerrilla outfit

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Clochette posted:

Lol what other "Duggar secrets" could there be at this point?

lol at you brother if you dont believe this is the tip of the quiverfull scandal iceberg. Those kids have seen horrors

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Amarcarts posted:

Taking up the family business. What's new?

for a start, sacrificing all the male-born babies

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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yes they're incestuous creeps but they're stupid, ugly, and poor

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Frozen Horse posted:

Chicago... poo poo; I'm still only in Chicago... Every time I think I'm gonna wake up back in a cornfield. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing. I hardly said a word to my wife and dozen kids, until I said "yes" to a divorce. When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the cornfield. I'm here a week now... waiting for a mission... getting softer. Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute JimBob squats in the bush, he gets stronger. Each time I looked around the walls moved in a little tighter.

Colonel Lucas: Your mission is to proceed up the Illinois River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Duggar's path at Rockford, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his hypersexual guerrilla outfit by whatever means available and empty the Colonel's quiver.

Willard: Blueball the Colonel?

General Corman: He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still on Craigslist cruising W4M.

Lol

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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I just learned about soaking this week. Sounds pretty hot, might try it soon.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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When goons write song parodies is the loving worst

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Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
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Julet Esqu posted:

Well, except for Josiah, obviously. :gay:




(Also pictured, a nice young lady whom he recently stopped courting due to "God's will.")

poor guy, I wonder if he's even told a single person he's gay

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