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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

From Gothard institute on dealing with sexual abuse





p sure josh got into this whole mess cause of probing for root problems


ill never get over the logic of "hes repented and given god his sin and so everything is healed" esp for things with pretty clear cut victims who had to live with their abuser

yeah, what a champ, all he did was molest his little sisters. to repent, he worked for a month and talked to a pastor.

actually he didnt even do that probably, unless jim bob knows of a specific pedophile pastor that wont give him guff.

lmao of course he knows a pedophile pastor

shiksa fucked around with this message at 20:54 on May 23, 2015

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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TontoCorazon posted:

This pedo is one year younger than me but looks easily 15 year older. What the gently caress is going on in those genes.

i think duggar boys start balding at 16

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Huckabee was governor during the time of Josh police report

The Duggars campaigned for Huckabee governor races

The judge who ordered the documents to be destroyed was appointed by Huckabee

thats not really a conspiracy, just a logical conclusion

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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p hosed up that we're selling this duggar dude up the river for something that we let danny elfman get away with and then rewarded with a lifetime contract to work on tim burton films

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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PT6A posted:



Also, if your given names were James and Robert, why would you go by any single one or combination thereof other than "Jim Bob?" I mean, is he actively trying to project the image of being a backwoods, relative-loving hick? I would think even an extremely religious person would want some level of dignity. I mean, we had Pope John Paul, not Pope Jake Paulie.

jack is a version of john not jake, jesus christ, the lgbt community really is trying to take jb down

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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PT6A posted:

Okay, Jack then. Who gives a gently caress?

you tell me, gay devil

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Wulfolme posted:

I'm not even seeing the advice, what's it telling the mother of diddled children to do?

"please dont gently caress our kids"

then ask his mom to to ask him to not gently caress the kids

then the pastor

then he just does whatever i guess.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Top City Homo posted:

dude probably has way worse poo poo in his closet just by his rotund human being son alone and the fact that he bullied a judge

that rear end in a top hat does not deserve to be anywhere near the presidency

the good news is he was unelectable before it turned out he covered for his buddy's chimo son

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Confounding Factor posted:

Of course its bad, and the Duggar kid should have known better (he was 14).

The issue is its less about what was actually done than who was doing it, hence the outcry. Yes I get it, Christians are held to a higher standard regarding their actions in virtue of their faith but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be just as harsh on others who are not Christian that engage in it.

I just want consistency from the media, but I know not to expect that of course.

this is like tabloid catnip, there's so many hosed up elements to it that it's impossible to resist.

if one of the coppola kids was diddling his sisters and was sent to work on the set of lost in translation as therapy and get a stern talking to from a pedophile cop it'd still be a huge story.

i mean, yeah, its a bonus that its coming from the "gays are destroying this country" crowd

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Lord of Pie posted:

Woody Allen maybe


thatts pretty hosed up yeah, lmao

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Confounding Factor posted:

I find sanctimony in general very irritating. This means lots of religious conservatives rub me the wrong way, too. It's just with the religious right, that's kind of the point, whereas you'd think leftists would show a little more worldly sophistication. Instead, they're often the most pompous and self-righteous of all, viz. UVA rape hoax, Trayvon, global warming mania, etc etc.

so whats coming up next season on south park?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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afeelgoodpoop posted:

man these disgusting Christians and their repressive attitudes, this is so surprising. *puts on classic rock station where almost every band is known to go around the country and wreck tween hymens, some even making songs about it* i am enlightened because of my political orientation.

ive got a feeling that night ranger isnt pulling underage trim anymore

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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remember when elizabeth warren came out and said it was totally cool that lena dunham touched her sister's baby vagina?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Leon Einstein posted:

So apparently changing diapers gets these guys too hot and young kids don't know of their nakedness so they aren't as modest as they should be.

These people are beyond hosed up.

new rule implemented after the eldest duggar boy revealed his lust for baby pussy. have to be safe.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Wait, do people actually think this is what it stands for?

fine, soccer, whatever you frenchie

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Dammit_Carl! posted:

Why was Korn ever a thing anyhow (that goddam farty bass noise for example)?

fat dreadlocks man said gently caress a lot and chuggachuggchugg guitars were cool af in the 90s

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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why is the liberal "hypocrite" media making such a big deal about jimbo duggnut calling for incest to be a capital crime when his son was molesting his daughters?

i swear, progressives...

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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McStabby posted:

The state trooper that's in prison for child porn claims Jim Bob downplayed the incidents, so I'd wager it won't be long.

https://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/ex...-only-one-girl/

i want to believe, but man this guy has put himself in a tough spot credibility wise

guy literally in jail on child porn charges posted:

I am a Christian myself, and I worry that if something else had happened, I would have been responsible, said Hutchens, who was convicted four years later on child porn charges.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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luckily the substances of family members is built into their immunity.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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i know people understood "the internet" as a concept less in 20 aught 4, but cmon that's like reverse catch a predator stuff.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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sisteru touchingku desu

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Casimir Radon posted:

Cowards. Burn it all down and make Rim Job depend fully on right wing welfare. With the family's reputation tarnished I think that will dry up considerably.

they'll 100% be martyrs to the liberal media

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Scathach posted:

How am I a moron to think that the adult women who support their children getting abused are also partially at fault here? They're adults and they're choosing to let children be harmed. I grew up in a similar lovely situation with crazy super-Catholics so I know how paralyzing the abuse and control can be and how long it takes to grow out of it, but I still can't say that these wives should be treated as innocent, especially if it comes out that Josh is molesting his daughters. I'm definitely biased from my own situation growing up; it drives me nuts seeing adults claim ignorance and quote scripture when they know a child is in pain.

And I guess if the rumors are true the Duggar mom does that blanket training crap with her kids which would make her blatantly abusive herself.

they're completely broken ppl I hoe this helps

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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BrigadierSensible posted:

I have 2 questions about the Quiverfulls, and associated fundies. both are yucky.

1) How do they actually have sex? Considering it is sinful, and impure et al, do they do it old school jewish style through a sheet with a hole? Given the level of repression I can't imagine either of them enjoy it at all, and if they do, propably feel bad for enjoying it. I am too much of a gentleman to mention the gaping maw that is a vagina that has birthed 19 babies in so many years.

2) How does one go a-courting? Where do they meet 'suitable' partners? And how do they even ask each other out if, as I assume, they aren't allowed to associate with members of teh opposite sex? So then when the parents have negotiated a suitable match, and you go on your chaperoned pizza date where you aren't allowed to touch, lets say you don't like the other person. Are you allowed to break up? Do the parents have to do it for you?

The whole lifestyle baffles and confounds me. I truly am unable to understand how they function in modern society. I am also deeply saddened and angered by the abusive, cultish, misogynistic, homophobic, insular madness that they brainwash little kids into.

well theres that vid of jimbob basically dry humping momdugg on the minigolf course so i think theyre kinda down with loving

also, from having watched a couple episodes of the monstrosity of a show for trainwreck purposes in the past, basically anyone who's considered for "courtship" is someone jimbob picked by hand from his weird hosed up religious Rolodex

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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staberind posted:



Neither do I, I suppose.

looks like a sim city adviser from the cutting room floor.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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good lord get an eyeful of these foxy mommas

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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SocketWrench posted:

They're all tramps displaying ankles like that

put some damned clothes on, you harlots. Preferably something long that covers from head to ground and drapes out to prevent any hint of body shape. try to block out the face too. Dirty sinning devil spawn!

um if u had read the literature that mom-sister taught us today in "school" you would know that the face is the only part of skin we should be showing and also that we should have it in a permanent rictus grin because sad faces are selfish.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Zombies' Downfall posted:

I like that all the examples of good female hair grow their hair longer than the bad examples and the two paragraphs about male haircuts would have exactly the same effect if you just replaced all of it with "cut your hair short"

Where did the connection between women having long hair and men having short hair in conservative Christian culture come from, anyway? Like every depiction of white Jesus has long hair even

gender roles are weird

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Captain von Trapp posted:

1 Corinthians 11:1-16, at least in terms of women having long hair and men having short hair. Why Jesus is depicted with long hair, beats me. Probably the same historically accidental reason he looks like an Italian Renaissance painter.

im no bible scholar but are all the rules and stuff from the bible as tenuous and dumb as this?

"well uh women should cover their head. cause angels. but men oh man dont cover your head. because uh because the rib thing."

tbf ive literally never read a bible in my life so if this is how the whole thing is, sure, fair enough, but this bit seems a bit arbitrary.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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McStabby posted:

A church elder (anonymously) disputes the state trooper's claim that Jim Bob downplayed the incident. Apparently there's no way Josh would have withheld any information because he was confessing his sins.

http://nwaonline.com/news/2015/may/...s-corporal-s-c/

InTouch is also being investigated over how they interviewed the state trooper. The department of corrections says that they never gave permission for an interview.

hm yes why would a teenage boy lie about the hosed up sex things hes into IN CHURCH

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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what the fuckk

do you think jimbob had the pedocop talk to josh after every time? or just the third time?

"well josh i been seein you a lot these past couple years, i guess my speech about how important it is to not get c-not touch your sisters didn't take."

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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DangerZoneDelux posted:

I like when Duggar dude was like he went to a man to get help and interview chick was like yes the treatment facility right? And Duggar is trying to say it's just a friend he went to live with and she is like Christian based treatment facility right?

well he put together a lot of countertops

- for the treatment?

nah, the kitchen

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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holy fuckin poo poo these kids are ruined as human beings

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Lord of Pie posted:

Finally a Duggar that pulls out

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Jonny 290 posted:

she coulda sold them white babies, quarter million apiece

a better fate than a duggar

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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as parents we are not mandatory reporters. so after josh told us he was touching his sisters for the third time, obviously we thought our methods were doing just fine.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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my son kept tearfully confessing to us time after time that he couldnt stop touching his sisters. after about the 6th or 7th incident we thought we might have a problem, because men do not cry.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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Clochette posted:

Lena's sister actually defended her on Twitter. It's really loving weird.





so if we agree to castrate all hardcore conservative christian cultists and all experimental ultra-liberal artists i think everyone would be happy

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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SteveVizsla posted:

A friend of mine received an offer for a show from Discovery and while they could have really used the money and the exposure for what they do, they said no way in hell.

whats so fundamentally broken about your friend that discovery was interested in doing a show?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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etalian posted:

I like how they got away with not reporting crimes and also doing their best to stonewall the investigation despite claiming they gave full cooperation.

I guess the crossed out the no lying rule from the ten commandments.

technically thats only lying to get other people in poo poo, right? their whole belief structure is based on being sticklers about very specific parts of the bible, it wouldnt surprise me that "lying to cover up for our dirtbag son" is kosher.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

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also i never realized til now that half of the ten commandments are god being a super jealous girlfriend with regards to other gods.

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