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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

etalian posted:

Also lolling how they went on talk show even though in their case they are probably going to need multiple lawyers and PR people.

Going to the media to tell a sob story to win people over is even more hilarious since any news place with half a brain can easily cross-check everything against public records.

they ran the clock out on the statute of limitations before they let the cops talk to joshbob, i don't think there's anything they could face besides a lawsuit from the only non-sister josh lusted over, but you just know that kid's from just as hosed up a situation.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Wulfolme posted:

I would like to take this time to remind everyone that the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" was almost certainly popularized by its use in an episode of Family Guy, spoken by Stewie Griffin to two prostitutes.

Thank you.

way to out yourself on liking family guy, nerd

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
probably broke up because the girl's family knew that kid wouldn't be able to power through enough times to pop out another dozen kids

alas, poor duggar. i knew him, joratio. a fellow of infinite vests, of most fabulous fancy.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
What kind of creep discussed political views with ppl they just met

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

i knew the official family line would be radio silence.

also why is tlc still giving them shows? aside, of course, from the virtual guarantee of a ratings bonanza

e: vv lol did josh figure out the password to the squarespace account in between j/o sessions?

shiksa fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Aug 20, 2015

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Satan fortress is my metal band

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
you think jim bob and michelle kept having kids because they realized how badly they hosed up with the first one? have to craft the perfect dugg, this first draft was garbage.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Jumpingmanjim posted:



Josh and his wife in happier times

:barf:

one man, one woman, four sisters, a babysitter, countless internet floozies, and probably some buried hookers

#traditionalvalues #makeamericagreatagain #satanfortress

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

I'm mad at josh!!! i mean i guess it sucks for his wife or whatever but how am i going to get a new tv to watch kirk cameron movies on now!!!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Killer_B posted:

You missed one pretty crucial point from this article....


The Goatse man managed to get on the bench?

Horrors!

say what you will about the goatman, he wears the ring symbolizing his holy bond with pride.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Clochette posted:

The weird thing is, the Duggar women have certain privileges that the men don't. When the family comes across a scantily clad lady, the women give a signal to let the men know to avert their eyes. If they use the internet, the children and men are limited to less than 100 pre-screened websites. That includes Jim Bob. Only Michelle and the older daughters have the password for open internet access.

you can't tell me jim bob doesnt jerk it to internet porn for 80 days after a disgusting female child is born.

dude is so horned up he dry humps his wife on the minigolf course.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

The White Dragon posted:

oh i thought josh was short for josiah

if josiah's the gay one then yeah don't hunt and kill him, he's kinda hot

he just got out of a courtship so you know what to do

seriously, if that's not the biggest sign he's gay as hell i dont know what is. dating a duggar is usually an ironclad contract for 10+ kids.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Captain Yossarian posted:

Is one of these beasts the "Dillard" I've heard so much about?!

Off brand Aaron rodgers

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
its awesome that they pumped out 20 absolutely useless human beings.

poo poo, josh is the only one who held something approaching a job as far as i know, and his qualifications were a) being the son of a man with connections and b) hatin gays

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
hey everyone check out this dope tweet from dug-pal mike huckabee

https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/654114071336189952 posted:

I trust @BernieSanders with my tax dollars like I trust a North Korean chef with my labrador! #DemDebate

noice hypothetical scenario, guy whose son definitely didnt kill a whole buncha dogs.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Blue Train posted:

This blog post is about gays. Seeing how any other opinion than wholehearted endorsement of the homosexual lifestyle will get you crucified in our intolerant society, I must be a glutton for punishment. 

that one really takes an unexpected turn

"i agree that gays are born that way, furthermore, eat poo poo and burn in hell gays"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Julet Esqu posted:

Jessa finally had her first kid. It's a boy, but no word on the name yet. Jim Bob




posing with a tabloid magazine cover about your delivery room drama while still pregnant kinda owns actually.

Julet Esqu posted:

The picture in Walmart was obviously taken before the birth, but Jessa has had the baby. E! news covers it in their usual tongue-bath style.



It may be worth pointing out that while it is generally agreed that the Apostle Paul wrote the book of Corinthians, there is a great deal of speculation that this specific passage as well as a later one about womens' roles in the church may have been inserted by a different author at a later date, mainly because it sharply conflicts with other confirmed writings of his where he's cool with women taking leadership roles in the church and where he isn't continually appealing to religious law (in all his other writings he was very much a fan of God's Grace replacing law). Who would add such horrible things to his writings? I don't know. I can't imagine who in the early church might want women to to take a more subservient role.

its bad for men to wear hats! also women shouldnt cut their hair but men should because... because gently caress you god told me! he said it was super duper important!

shiksa fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Nov 7, 2015

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEOximWoFd0
oh cool, ive been waiting for the macklemore remake of lie, cheat, steal.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Network Pesci posted:

The Daily Mail, despite being a British newspaper, was literally on Hitler's side during WWII, and materially contributed to the outbreak of WWI with their completely made up stories about how French terrorists were just waiting for the Chunnel to be built so they could swarm over on their cheese boats and blow up the railroads.

So what I'm saying is they're almost as bad as the Duggars. (Jim Bob)

tbf the guy pearce king of england also loved nazis.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
Duggs only shout Nike at the sight of whorish temptresses because they think it helps them blend in more than screaming "WENCH"

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