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Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Drad_Bert posted:

bump because this is still the funniest thing SA has produced since ebaumsworld.com

Did you miss out on Doobie's and Archeage? Jim Bob from marketing.

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Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
Well it was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve so incest is fine but not the gays, oh no. Actually what does it even count as when you have children with your gender swapped clone? The Bible is loving weird.

Morglon fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Apr 24, 2016

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
"Ohlman then points out that “consent” is just a way for secular people to ignore God’s law."

loving hell these people.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

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Of course they can pick and choose, they don't give a gently caress about what you think or even logic or being consistent. They even pick and choose what bible poo poo they believe in.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
I should really look into funding my own religion that justifies having my own spider shaped island and pretty much be a Bond villain with some kind of death ray and if anybody does anything about it I get to complain about my religious freedoms. Why didn't I think of this before it's genius.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Pvt.Scott posted:

You can also use your religion as a tax shelter and money laundering machine!

Well yeah but that goes without saying.

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Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
You see as things get older they are less fresh except for the fresh prince he will always retain the same freshness as opposed to the regular Prince, he's dead.

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