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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
lmao only fire will cleanse the earth of their brood

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Affe mk2 posted:

if you get them all to line up i'm sure you could do it with a truck or something

would have to lure them all in by opening a combination disaster prepper/bible store or something first

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the dad's name is literally Jim Bob

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Have these quiverfull fucks barricaded themselves into their compound and set it on fire yet

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
they marry members of their brood off to children from other large broods of weirdos that think the same way

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

of course

of loving course


Honestly I would have thought this was more of a "Rick Santorum" family, though

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
so like, there's nothing we can do to stop them from breeding

really? Could we all pool together some money and buy them all like some dangerously fast motorcycles or something?

God Is My Helmet

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Jim Bob is going to have a Genghis Khan-like amount of descendants

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Phobic Nest posted:

Imagine walking downtown in a crowded city, through a street full of Duggarface

Nobody comes back from Duggar City

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
God should smite the gently caress out of them IMO

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Top City Homo posted:

The Learning Channel With Jim Bob

*complicated banjo riff*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
if they were smart they would throw these weirdos under the bus

but, well... lol

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer

Franks Happy Place posted:

Seriously tempted to start a fake Duggar GoFundMe campaign and donate all of the proceeds to my friend's charity that works to help queer street kids with their medical needs.

What say you, hivemind?

GoFundie

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Hmmm maybe this wouldn't happen if TLC didn't have so many "hey everyone, come have a slack-jawed gawk at this freakshow"-style television programs


naahhhhhhh

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
every time I see them my festering hate is renewed

-Cultish christianity
-Kids raising other kids
-indoctrination of children
-Jim Bob
-Rick Santorum and Mike Huckabee
-people kept watching the TV show
-I hope no other countries are watching this
-Other Countries please help us Destroy The South
-gently caress

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Top City Homo posted:

"its really problematic to interpret this law and situation literally."

-A biblical literalist christian fundamentalist

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Like are there honestly any sane people really surprised by this

ohhh what a shock I can't believe this happened in this family of weirdos

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
they are simultaneously a bunch of wieners and members of some disturbing fertility cult

Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 22:25 on May 26, 2015

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Jim "RackHuntr420" Bob

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Otto von Ruthless posted:

Can someone explain to me how this works? especially the way people get text to appear way outside where it should be?

It looks fine to me man, don't know what you're talking about

Hail Jim Bob

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
If these people had their way we would have Morality Police roaming around making sure women weren't driving, nobody was being gay or having the wrong kind of sex or drinking alcohol

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

I kind of disagree on this. In order for them to sustain their lifestyle they have to have a minority outsider status, to scare the women and children into circling the wagons tighter. if duggars ruled the world their kids would get cocky and go be Normal Kids and it'd all fall apart

it's like a reverse pyramid scheme. the dude at the top is only successful as long as a bunch of idiot marks DON'T sign up.

True, but I wonder if they are aware of this.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Duggaring

*dancehall airhorn*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
welllp looks like you got yerself an infes-tation of quiverfull fundamentalists breedin' and touchin' in your basement

gonna be 300 in labor and 50 in pesticides, but we'll get 'em out of there for ya

might want to keep the windows open for a while

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Santorum (emphatically banging fist on podium) : "I do not agree with child molestation!"

*shocked gasps issue from gathered crowd*

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
real question is will TLC try and spin off something from the show

"Well, creepy child molestation, but ratings"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Jonny 290 posted:

southern protestants unironically believe that catholics worship statues and drink blood at mass. its loving hilarious listening to them trying to play sixth-generation telephone with catholic dogma

listen Catholic Church I will come back if and only if you start drinking literal blood during mass and worshiping statues of obscene batwinged goatmen

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
soon to be followed by "rational" and "thinks critically"

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

netally posted:

I thought they were literally never going to stop trying? Like, even if she's 50 and popping out miscarriages it doesn't matter cos it's god's will.

Edit: Yeah, not a great source, but apparently she's seeing fertility doctors so she can have a downs baby at 47. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...en-aged-47.html

God: OK, time to put a stop to this farce

*fertility doctors*

God: jesus christ lady come on

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
Dim Boob

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
alcohol is haram forbidden by Jaysus

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
jim bob I have a miracle medical treatment guar-on-teed to increase fertility that those GODLESS LIBERAL GOVERNMENT types don't want you to know about!

it's called trepanning and it's very simple

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
When will people learn that if you don't spay and neuter your Fundamentalist Christians that they'll just keep breeding?

Bob Barker would be ashamed

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
you can shoot an unarmed black man and hordes of racist morons will donate like 500 k bucks to you

these weirdos are going to be fine for the rest of their lives I think

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ted cruz face pisses me off

He looks like The Penguin on a particularly smug day

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
they are both straining my attempts to not say "loving backwards hicks" or "retard bumpkin rednecks" all the time

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
lol Fox News going above and beyond to protect child-diddling Fundamentalist hicks

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

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Grimey Drawer
can you imagine never being able to wack off

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
no wackin it = Hell House

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