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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Probably been said already, but I'm kinda hoping that ol' Huck gets the nomination. That way the Democrats won't even have to try in 2016, once all of the poo poo Huckabee's been involved in gets out.

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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Say Nothing posted:

Two triangle-mouthed freaks and their fuckdolls.



HOLY poo poo :barf:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


:frogon:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


Jim Bob and Josh Duggar present: Duggar Bang Bus

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


How did this get skipped over???

:golfclap:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I'm staring at my screen with barely concealed contempt. Everything about the joke was bad but when I noticed you oh so cleverly changed Jim Bob to Jim Beta it turned from a lovely joke into a window to your soul. It reveals a mind so loving simple and insecure that it had to edit a dumbass cuck joke. The kind of mind that picks up on this haha MRAs are dumbfucks thing and just runs with it - With all the sophistication and understanding of nappy clad 3yo wearing their mothers pearls. gently caress you.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was a beta chicken that just got cucked.

Does that illustrate to you just how god damned terrible the joke was? If you're reading that chicken crossed the road joke and thinking man that loving sucks then we've reached a point of empathy.

Quote your sources.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


This *cannot* be real :staredog:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

So what are the chances that Jared from Subway diddled a Duggar?

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Three Olives posted:

http://gawker.com/family-values-activist-josh-duggar-had-a-paid-ashley-ma-1725132091

So not only does he molest children when he was chief pro-family moral values gays are filthy and immoral he was paying hundreds of dollars to try and cheat on his wife.

He's just so charming.

The Ashley Madison hack already paying dividends.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Woops, looks like another fundie also got caught in the AM hack.

This hack is paying off so much right now :allears:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Calling it now, the only ones sympathizing with him are Jim Bob and the husbands of the two married Duggar girls, who in a shocking twist accidentally out themselves as serial cheaters.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

PathAsc posted:

Crawling in your bed
These sins prayer will heal
Jim is how I Bob
Duggering what is real

There's something inside me that's probably Josh
I'm sinning, it's my fault
This lack of discipline I fear is what excites him
It's all me. it must be...

To find Jim Bob again
Now Josh is closing in
(without a sense of confidence and I'm convinced that there's just not enough prayers to make)
They told me this before
I am a whore

Quoting this because :vince:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011


Oh man you just know she's gettin' some Cuban or Puerto Rican dick right now.

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Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

shiksa posted:

hey everyone check out this dope tweet from dug-pal mike huckabee


noice hypothetical scenario, guy whose son definitely didnt kill a whole buncha dogs.

I hope he realizes how :ironicat: this is.

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