Hollis Brownsound posted:

Are you loving serious? Is that an actual plotline?

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ted cruz face pisses me off

Lord of Pie posted:

"Let the KIDS!!! touch who they want!" - Jim Bob

Chafey posted:

Shroud posted:

It is the 21st Millennium. For more than thirty years Jim Bob has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Arkansas. He is the master of the Duggars by the will of God and master of a million churches by the might of his inexhaustible children. He is a rotting carcass writhing with power from the Dark Age of TLC. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Duggars for whom a thousand liberals are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, Jim Bob continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty mobility scooters cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Internet, the only route between distant inbred rednecks, their way lit by pedobear, the psychic manifestation of Jim Bob's will. Vast facebook trolls give battle in His name on uncounted forums. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the fundies, brainwashed super-zealots. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Fox News team and countless church congregations, the ever-vigilant Gothard Institute and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Huckabee to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from liberals, heretics, homosexuals -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark Arkansas there is only Jim Bob. There is no peace amongst the farms, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Nielsen ratings.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

only now do i realize how stupid the name "jim" is. bob can only do so much.

The Fattest PI posted:

Has anyone brought up lena dunham yet because this is a masterstroke that excuses sexual abuse of young sisters.

Casimir Radon posted:

That's Three Olives.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Do It Once Right posted:

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

The Bible posted:

Are we still taking the obvious troll seriously?

a starwar betamax posted:

I know its hard to imagine......but there were these entities called.......jokes......in the time before family guy.

PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Do you not have a mirror at home?

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

In the grim future of Jim Bob there is only duggaring.

Shithouse Dave posted:

One of the duggar daughters married some dude Dillard. I forget which one and what his name is.

Krispy Kareem posted:

I always figured it was because record keeping wasn't great and they didn't have enough begots and begats to fill in all 4k years so suddenly everyone lived really really long times.

I've heard a theory that all the water from Noah's flood was from the protective layer that surrounded the Earth after it's creation. With that layer gone, harmful rays from the sun shortened our lifespans to the more reasonable 120 years.

I have no idea when 120 years was settled upon, but it is a little interesting to note cell reproduction and degeneration limits puts the maximum human lifespan at around 125 years.

Pvt.Scott posted:

Yup. I learned that poo poo in Sunday school.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Haha no she has some dumb views because of her religiousness. One of the biggest reasons we have issues.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Ugh, gently caress right off.

Say Nothing posted:

Hooded Reptile posted:

Not that far from the truth, these two couples are penning deals with tlc. The cycle will renew again......

Acne Rain posted:

threads gotten too real and is making me sad, needs more jim bob posts

Jumpingmanjim posted:

http://gawker.com/here-are-the-phot...-mad-1738733009

So apparently Josh's profile pictures are still on Ashley Madison and gawker found them

a starwar betamax posted:

Top City Homo posted:

rotund human being sons

ElwoodCuse posted:

Sandusky was just in court for another appeal thing and there were JUSTICE FOR JERRY people there. What the gently caress, I knew plenty of people thought Joe Paterno didn't do anything wrong but I didn't know people thought Sandusky isn't even guilty.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I wanna sex up all the preggo Duggars

McStabby posted:

Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name.