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Hollis Brownsound posted:Are you loving serious? Is that an actual plotline? Yes
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2022 18:53 |
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Jim Bob
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Darkman Fanpage posted:ted cruz face pisses me off Never noticed how lopsided and misshapen that greasy fucker's dome is until now. ![]()
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Hi I'm famed Dugger family patriarch and friend of my pedophile son, just call me Jim Bob
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Lord of Pie posted:"Let the KIDS!!! touch who they want!" - Jim Bob
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Jim Bob is his name. Jim Bob Duggar.
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Shroud posted:It is the 21st Millennium. For more than thirty years Jim Bob has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Arkansas. He is the master of the Duggars by the will of God and master of a million churches by the might of his inexhaustible children. He is a rotting carcass writhing with power from the Dark Age of TLC. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Duggars for whom a thousand liberals are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, Jim Bob continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty mobility scooters cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Internet, the only route between distant inbred rednecks, their way lit by pedobear, the psychic manifestation of Jim Bob's will. Vast facebook trolls give battle in His name on uncounted forums. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the fundies, brainwashed super-zealots. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Fox News team and countless church congregations, the ever-vigilant Gothard Institute and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Huckabee to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from liberals, heretics, homosexuals -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark Arkansas there is only Jim Bob. There is no peace amongst the farms, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Nielsen ratings. ![]()
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Darkman Fanpage posted:only now do i realize how stupid the name "jim" is. bob can only do so much. Jim Bob
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The Fattest PI posted:Has anyone brought up lena dunham yet because this is a masterstroke that excuses sexual abuse of young sisters. One weird trick liberals don't want u to know!
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Casimir Radon posted:That's Three Olives. Ayyyy lol
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Lmao "Dillard"
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Do It Once Right posted:If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'? Lmao
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Also, unless I'm mistaken, Jim Bob ran for office on the political platform of "pedophiles should be out to death"
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The Bible posted:Are we still taking the obvious troll seriously? Jim Bob
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a starwar betamax posted:I know its hard to imagine......but there were these entities called.......jokes......in the time before family guy. .... I don't recall these "jokes" can u help me out here?
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PK loving SUBBAN posted:Do you not have a mirror at home? Ayyyy lmao ![]()
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Got owned hard in this thread - got "Duggard"
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Unbelievably Fat Man posted:In the grim future of Jim Bob there is only duggaring.
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Shithouse Dave posted:One of the duggar daughters married some dude Dillard. I forget which one and what his name is. I mentioned this before, but the name "Dillard" makes me more upset then Jim Bob. Dumb loving names piled high.
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Krispy Kareem posted:I always figured it was because record keeping wasn't great and they didn't have enough begots and begats to fill in all 4k years so suddenly everyone lived really really long times. Are there people that did/currently believe this?
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Pvt.Scott posted:Yup. I learned that poo poo in Sunday school. Huh, I learned something today.. god bles.
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Its been a couple weeks for me, so just let me get this out of my system: Jim Bob
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Haha no she has some dumb views because of her religiousness. One of the biggest reasons we have issues. I was going to bust your balls for being engaged to someone who supports the duggers, but now I'm just sad for you ![]() Jim Bob
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Jim bob Also, being around a bunch of naked sweaty old men is gay as heck, "bathhouse" or no.
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My home and all my possessions were destroyed in a flood, but I needed to check in here quick and say: Jim bob
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Was the involved family Dillard or Dullard? Also Jim bobbed
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ugh, gently caress right off. Yeah I have seen some serious poo poo in my day, but God loving drat that name is an eye-opener
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Hooded Reptile posted:
Is one of these beasts the "Dillard" I've heard so much about?!
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Acne Rain posted:threads gotten too real and is making me sad, needs more jim bob posts rim job Jim Bob
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Jim Bob recruited the fat, pasty dog murder Huckabee son to "take care" of his Josh problem
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Also, a "murmuring heart" is that the same as a heart murmur?! That's dangerous! Jim bob
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Jumpingmanjim posted:http://gawker.com/here-are-the-photos-josh-duggar-used-for-his-ashley-mad-1738733009 Lol now that I know what to look for, that second picture is 1000% the spawn of Jim Bob
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I lust for dugger death, and soon
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Swbm looking a bit different then I remember..
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Top City Homo posted:
What a loving stunningly ugly group, just gross
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Kill all white people
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ElwoodCuse posted:Sandusky was just in court for another appeal thing and there were JUSTICE FOR JERRY people there. What the gently caress, I knew plenty of people thought Joe Paterno didn't do anything wrong but I didn't know people thought Sandusky isn't even guilty. "Rhythmic slapping in the shower"
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I wanna sex up all the preggo Duggars ![]()
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McStabby posted:Spurgeon Elliot Seewald confirmed for the baby's name. What a stunningly ugly name
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