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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

American fundamentalist Christianity is, I feel, like some kind of back-door demon worship poo poo. Like there's some other-dimensional entity out there absorbing all the pain, fear, shame, hatred that these mutants produce, and he's just jerking his multi-pronged demon dick and laughing at this whole cavalcade of kiddy diddling and the train wreck of greed and self-promotion that has been derailed by it. The Duggars are proof that there really is no benevolent god out there, because if there were, he would incinerate these fuckers, Raiders of the Lost Ark style.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

one of Huck's corpulent sons tortured a dog to death. not quite child molester level stuff, but pretty respectable.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

Vacation Tenzin posted:

You can't even take a good poo poo because someone might complain that you're in there too long and you'll have your hands tied together the next day.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

Chinatown posted:

ha ncie try this is one of those animatronic things at disneyworld

The Draco-Reptilian drone operator responsible for operation of the Duggar clan has now assumed direct control of Michelle. If the interview had gone any worse, her venom glands would grown turgid.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

thegalagakid posted:

It is by will alone I set my pedobear in motion. It is by the juice of Jesus that thoughts acquire boners, the name acquires police reports, police reports become a warning. It is by will alone I set my pedobear in motion.

sniped me, mofo!

here's mine

It is through sin alone that I molest my sister. It is by the smell of her panties that my cock becomes hard, the sheets acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is through sin alone that I molest my sister.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

The Duggar seed will bring forth a new, holy, and righteous flowering of humanity, once Jehovah scours the Earth clean of the filth of the obamunists. A new day is dawning, and soon the sun will rise over Springdale and from those rays will be nourished a fine and beauteous crop of incestuous hillbilly mutants.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine dad and son raping the womenfolk forever.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001





Pillbug

Phobic Nest posted:

I bet Josh took a lot of train rides in Japan.

When in Rome et cetera.

Josh took a few unannounced side trips to Cambodia... to spread the word of the Lord of course.

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