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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




People were surprised that a family headed by a man named Jim Bob had poo poo like this going on behind their doors?

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





So this is what the product of all those human on muppets slashfics I read is? Color me shocked.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Until recently, I thought "emissions" actually meant horse farts.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Acne Rain posted:

context clues man, i mean "she lusted after men with huge dicks and who farted like horses"?

You don't?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Jim Bob the Fundie Guy

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Bibba jibba jibba bibba bobobobobobobobob

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Krispy Kareem posted:

This week's People magazine is all about the Duggars and their struggles and the scandals with Josh and how he isn't hanging with the family right now because every time he's photographed with Jim Bob it just drudges up more controversy.

The issue went to print before the Ashley Madison leak. So he was toxic to his own family even before this new poo poo went public.

Calling it now: this isn't going to end without some highly publicized Bob-Brawl between the two of them, which in turn leads to the really nasty poo poo getting dug up by both sides.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





Wait, how'd people come to decide he was the goatman? Legitimately curious, here.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




I sense a premise for a golden Photoshop thread.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Mr. Pumroy posted:

where is josh duggar have they found him yet.

we must find him before he spawns jim bobs

Too late by a few years, sorry. :(

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




BelgianWaffle posted:

so this is an incest thread 168 pages long

can someone summarize for me?

The Duggars are a family of holier-than-thou shits who believe they need to breed as much as possible, while trying to enforce their particular brand of morality on everyone else.

Turns out, horror of horrors, they're hypocritical holier-than-thou shits: while they'd been preaching about how sex should be saved for marriage, they knew that their eldest son, Josh, had molested five young'uns years ago, including his own sisters. When the news broke, Josh was forced to resign from his cushy six-figure salary at the Family Research Council, and the Duggars lost their show on TLC.

...Then it turned out that Josh had been an Ashley Madison client, and checked into a sketchy as all hell religious rehab center for his "sex addiction". And that's pretty much the story up to now.

jim bob

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

So is Jim Bob throwing out his daughter-in-law and grandkids so they can sell the house to keep them in rice bags for another month, or because he's still a greasy bag of poo poo that thinks a Bible can change into a human being?

Bit of both, really. Fucker still thinks anything with his family name on it can be salvaged, and he's not about to let her get the better of his pride and joy son if he has any say in the matter.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Yeah, I think I first heard of them a few years ago in an Anthropology course at my first college. Even just the general description (family of ultraconservatives that see it as their God-given mission to have as many kids as possible) set off some serious alarm bells in my head at the time. Seeing those concerns pan out like this is some vicious schadenfreude, to put it mildly.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Julet Esqu posted:



Life must be rough for the Dillard these days. Dude looks undead.


Edit: Reminder that these two are both in their early 20's.

:stonk:

How the gently caress can someone around my age already look that hosed up on Jesus?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




The Bible posted:

You Godless heathen, if you aren't reading the NRSV, you're going straight to Hell and I'll be happy to expedite the process.

What if you're wrong, though?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




The Bible posted:

What does this mean

It means it's time for Jared Bob.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Krispy Kareem posted:

Heh, how many of those advertisers just inadvertently advertised on a Duggar show to see what the response was. Calling it an ad buy without knowing what shows are being sponsored sounds like plausible deniability.

The Verizon statement, at least, said that they had no input on when their ads appeared. Considering how loving everyone is apparently trying to distance themselves away from the show, I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Papi don't like it
Rock the Jim Bob
Rock the Jim Bob

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Jesus. :stonk:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Oh hey, thread's active again, what'd--

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Recently, Homeschoolers Anonymous was given access to a worksheet from The Institute of Basic Life Principles‘ training center. It is titled ”Why Did God Let A Four Year Old Boy Be Molested By A Fifteen Year Old Neighbor?’. The Institute of Basic Life Principles is run by Bill Gothard, who is currently facing a lawsuit for molestation, rape, and sexual harassment. The Institute of Basic Life Principles has many training centers around the world.

https://homeschoolersanonymous.org/2016/08/09/gothard-explains-why-god-allows-child-molestation-part-i/





Jesus loving Christ. :barf:

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Pvt.Scott posted:

He has gained a lot of weight back, but I highly doubt he's the biggest target in jail. Obesity is rampant in high poverty, high crime areas.

On the other hand, he hosed kids.

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Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I'd say they did quite a bit better than the Duggars. Nothing there is as bad as Jinger.

Better names than the Sister Wives kids too.

Jada instead of Jade?

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